#hugbox Tumblr posts

  • o21arena
    10.05.2022 - 2 weeks ago

    It’s me Noah HugBox I hate capitalism and think Bush did 911. I participate in all facets of capitalism too and never feel bad about it. I love smoking weed but always pay too much for it so I just buy cheap beer instead. I collect maps and dress like a washed out college European history teacher. I’ve had a lifelong interest in propaganda but it’s really easy for me to fall for it. Guns.

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    #hi noah hugbox #i am posting #ask#mutuals #the beloved mutual #squid-main
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  • o22arena
    26.04.2022 - 4 weeks ago

    Hey guys. a lot of people have been asking me uhm what my actual "Job" is and i just want to say. Fuck you all. fuck you all to hell. we live in a dystopia where people can just... ask you personal shit like that. on the internet. The internet. this place is run by fucking- fucking furries. there are people in fursuits in a shack somewhere in norway and theyre controlling all of this. its messed up. if you wanna send me questions or send me shit or whatever mail it to my p.o box. linked on my twitter bio. don't say shit like that online. im sick and tired of it. You want a beer man?

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    #asks#ghost #so glad your hugbox kinnie era has returned #the beloved mutual
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  • unhonest-iago
    25.04.2022 - 1 mont ago

    Alphabet Improv

    Victorious AU; Ted's Tori, Schlatt's Jade & Charlie's Cat

    ‘So today we’re going to be doing some alphabet improv. What is alphabetical improv you ask.’ Mr. Philza raising his hand in the air like a student would. ‘So I answer. It’s when we give a letter to the first actor who speaks in the scene. If we use the letter A for example.’ Asking for an example from Cooper, ‘Apples are falling out of my butt’

    ‘Now who wants to lead the first group?’ Ted volunteering, wanting revenge for the previous day’s events. ‘Alright Tori, choose your actors’ Ted walking up the little pedestal-stage area. ‘Traves, Charlie, Cooper & Schlatt’ Schlatt raising an eyebrow, sitting in his seat with arms crossed wanting nothing to do with Ted. ‘Yeah, you.’ Nodding, Schlatt gets up.

    ‘Schlatt, kiss you partner on your own time.’ Philza uncomfortably passing them, joining the rest of their classmates as an audience member. ‘Oh, I will.’ Schlatt going to stand between Ted & Charlie. ‘If you start your line with the wrong letter—‘ Philza make a buzzer noise ‘—you’re out’

    Stomping the chair with his foot, ‘Noah, give us a letter.’ his ventriloquist doll answering for him. ‘P.’ The doll  and Noah looking at each other. ‘Oh I was going to say P!’ Moving on with class, ‘Okay the scene can be about anything you want. The first letter of the first line is P. Tori, Action!’

    Ted turning towards Schlatt, pointing a finger in his direction, ‘Please go take a shower.’ Schlatt has his hands on his hips in defiance, ‘Quit telling me what to do.’ Cooper stepping in-between Schlatt and Ted. ‘Relax boys, let’s all try to get along.’ It being Charlie’s turn now, ‘Totally!’ resulting in a buzzer noise from Phil. ‘Charlie, your line had to start with an S.’ 

    ‘Oh my life’s the worst’ Phil taking a piece of candy from his pocket holding it out towards Charlie. ‘Here’s a piece of candy.’ Charlie running to grab it before sitting down next to Noah. ‘Yay I love candy!’ 

    ‘Alright Traves, letter S to you.’ Traves stumbling for a sentence, thinking of what to say, ‘Uh, Somethin’ just bit my toe’ acting as if his foot has an aching pain. Ted pointing to the toe, picturing an invisible turtle. ‘Turtle. That turtle just bit his toe.’ Schlatt waving off Ted, resting his arm on the other, ‘Unbelievable that you’re even here.’ Cooper having an unspoken argument with Schlatt through their eyes but not in a way that would suggest hate sex. ‘Very immature of you to say that.’ It back to being Traves’ turn. ‘Uh…’

    ‘C’mon Traves, W.’ Phil prompting. ‘What if the turtle bite broke my toe-bone?’ Ted responding, ‘X-rays are the only way to find out’ which led to Schlatt jumping to retaliate, ‘You should shut up.’ Cooper pointing towards Traves’ toe as to deflect. ‘Zap! I just healed your toe with my magic finger.’ Traves acting on reflexes, ‘Thanks!’ Another buzzer noise from Phil. ‘Traves, your line had to start with an A, sit down.’

    ‘Aw, and I just got my toe-bone fixed,’ his seat in front of Phil’s. Ted as if having an ah-ha moment, ‘Aliens are the only people who can heal toes by finger-zapping.’ Schlatt walking in front of Cooper, blocking him from Ted’s view. ‘By the way,’ Schlatt blows a raspberry in Ted’s face before returning back to where he was standing, leaning against the wall. ‘Correct, I am an alien.’

    Gasping, ‘Don’t hurt me, please!’ placing a hand against his chest, a vulnerable position. ‘Even though he’s extremely annoying.’ Cooper falling to the floor, acting short of breath. ‘Fainting because I can’t breathe your Earth’s air.’ Leaving the scene to Schlatt and Ted bickering. ‘Gosh it fainted.’ Phil, clapping his hands together, ‘Excellent! Ted & Schlatt, keep going, the next letter’s H.’ Schlatt with a pretend pair of binoculars ‘Hey, why don’t you go jump off that cliff over there?’ Ted clasping his hands, I think you should.’ 

    ‘Just where did you think you come from?’ ‘Kangaroos.’ Schlatt walking past Ted, ‘Lousy animals, kangaroos, they’re awkward and dirty.’ This making Ted turn around to face him, ‘Maybe they learned from you.’ The class intrigued as no one really stands up Schlatt. ‘No one talks to me like that.' Going along with the assignment but ultimately becoming more frustrated with Ted. ‘Obviously someone should.’ 

    ‘Please jump in front of a bus.’ ‘Quite obnoxious of you to say’  ‘Really?’ ‘Sure was’ Their responses increasing in pace, now back and forth quips. ‘Thanks,’ Schlatt elongating the word. ‘Up your nose, I see boogers’ Ted titling his head, correcting his posture to be taller than Schlatt. ‘Very clever.’ With a smirk, ‘Wish you’d thought of it?’ 

    ‘X marks the spot I’d like to punch.’

    ‘Your finger smells weird’ Ted now starting to struggle. ‘Zero is what you are on a scale of one to ten.’ Now devolving to insults. Phil reminding them of their letter position once more as they returned to the beginning of the alphabet. The two creating some distance between each other, the tension in the air palpable. ‘As if I care what you thing,’ the sentiment untrue as of yesterday’s events when they first met. ‘Better watch yourself.’ 

    ‘Can’t take it?’ Ted licking his lips after making sure to be cockier than ever. This ultimately being payback on his part for the spilt coffee. ‘Don’t push me!’ 

    ‘Eat your pants!’ 

    ‘You eat your pants! Wait!’ Schlatt messing up the order as the next letter was ‘F I know!’ Stomping away to his seat. ‘Keep the scene going, letter G’ Cooper lifting himself off the ground with the vague help of Ted. ‘Get up alien’ clasping a hand around his arm. ‘Head, feels dizzy’ 

    ‘I know what will make you feel better’ Schlatt’s eyes opening wide at that, thinking he was going to kiss him, his boyfriend. Cooper confused, ‘Jumping jacks?’ Ted next words, ‘Kiss me’ made Schlatt to sit up in his seat. ‘Let’s do it’ Schlatt mouth agape at seeing them kiss.

    ‘Man, I love this school.’

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  • damaramegidosmassivegirlcock
    27.03.2022 - 1 mont ago

    Backhanded compliments deal +125% dmg against tgirls.

    #hugboxxing as an offensive strategy
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  • mcytblrconfessions
    12.03.2022 - 2 monts ago

    Hi Schlatt. Thanks for all the content you’ve posted over the past couple decades, it’s always brought a smile to my face. This will probably be my last time donating as I am getting married tomorrow and my husband doesn’t want me talking to you anymore because he believes you bring more joy to my life than he does. Good luck on your gorilla balls and I hope you and Austin have a safe divorce. Much love, Noah

    how are we supposed to reply to this

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  • tehfootbath
    02.03.2022 - 2 monts ago

    The Amico Fans Facebook group is led by Intellivision employees but let’s pretend we’re all just enthusiasts here, and by the way, it’s forbidden to ask troublesome questions like “when is this useless piece of shit really coming out, if ever?”

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  • redrosefields
    27.02.2022 - 2 monts ago

    we should neuter noah hugbox

    i can't believe i never answered this. i'm so sorry based anon who sent this on september 21st 2021 when i was cyberbullying noah hugbox

    #lost tag#hiiiiiii lost #<- to be used whenever noah hugbox is mentioned ^_^ #sdhjfshdfjdshf#red answers #anon my beloved
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  • mcytblrconfessions
    23.02.2022 - 3 monts ago

    every day i think about how noah hugbox thought/possibly still thinks dnf is real

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  • cicaklah
    22.02.2022 - 3 monts ago

    I lasted two minutes on the ox official discord, new personal "engaging with fandom outside of Tumblr" record!

    #i now know how mergo feels when he goes toiletbrush #brrrrrrrrrrr #they can have my £4 happily but i am not into that hugbox sempai look at me bullshit #it all feels very 'george bush: best president or greatest president' #to use a twenty year old reference
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  • queefcafe
    22.02.2022 - 3 monts ago

    My cis friend who thinks he can clock anyone and everyone said you look like me but male

    he’s lying

    #everyone is just hugboxing me even random people in real life who don’t even think about me in a 2 second interaction #asks#anon
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  • georgenotfond
    21.02.2022 - 3 monts ago

    dream double underscore fanart really is the sickest most elaborately boiled frog i’ve ever seen i can’t believe we’ve reached the point where dream can log on and like a dozen pictures of himself gazing tenderly into his homies eyes captioned CW‼️ DNF SLASH R🚨🚨 and call it a day and nobody even thinks about batting an eye

    #this is my breaking point #maybe he is a master parasocial manipulator #i should have listened to noah hugbox #dnf#dreamwastaken#mp
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  • juliasdead
    21.02.2022 - 3 monts ago

    Lunch Club pictures because I really miss them

    CW: Callmecarson

    They made me so happy. Cheers to all of them on their own adventures.

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  • redrosefields
    11.02.2022 - 3 monts ago

    (I'm being held at a gunpoint) ✒️ - Lost

    hahaha i don’t know what you mean i would never force you to send me this omg…

    #LOVE U #our noah hugbox bit is the funniest shit and will live on forever ^_^ #red does ask games #lost my adored
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  • r4mh0rnzz
    07.02.2022 - 3 monts ago

    i’ve literally been guessing every day saying “oh noah’s going live today” and 90% of the time i’m right and he does go live

    #p: noah hugbox #ram.txt
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  • twentybrokenipodclassics
    13.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    is there anything better than sleeping in a bed where all the sheets are neat and parallel with the mattress. anything.

    #i was going to make a joke abt wanting to be placed gently between two yoga mats #but thats literally what hugboxes are LOL
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  • postshelter
    05.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    do u see my vision

    #ive been racking my brain lately cause i knew joe looked familiar #and im here laying in bed when it hits me. noah hugbox
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  • mcytblrconfessions
    23.12.2021 - 5 monts ago

    I thought Hugbox was just another name Hungrybox went by and that their was huge beef between the MCYT’s and the SmashTubers

    #confession #insane people confessions #??? of mcytblrconfessions #cc: hugbox#cc: hungrybox
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  • mcytblrconfessions
    19.12.2021 - 5 monts ago

    petezahutt kinda looks like noah hugbox. im sorry

    #confession#cc: petezahhutt#cc: hugbox #worst of mcytblrconfessions #insane people confessions #evil
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  • tommystonsils
    18.12.2021 - 5 monts ago

    ladies and gentlemen, the replacements.

    edited down by yours truly.

    #also happy birthday bobby!!! 💜💜💜 #this is my personal bob stinson hugbox space lmao #the replacements#midwest punk#my edit#video
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  • r4mh0rnzz
    16.12.2021 - 5 monts ago

    see ok

    noah wouldn’t have retired if he bought those shoes he wanted :/

    they could’ve solved everything

    #ram.txt #p: noah hugbox
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