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Supercorp incorrect quotes - 5x03

Stuart: can you do me a favor?

Ashley: I would literally cover up a murder, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you!

Stuart: great, can you do the dishes?

Ashley: Fuck No!

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Katara: Zuko, why are you in the tub with the turtleduck?

Zuko: I wouldn't fit in the kitchen sink.

Anya: *running towards Damian with open arms*

Damian: *moves out of the way*

Anya: Hey, why'd you move?!

Damian: I thought you were going to attack me.

Anya: I was going to hug you!

Damian: Why would you hug me?

Anya: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Petey: Look, I’m sorry for making fun of you in front of everybody while I was angry. Also, sorry for making fun of you behind your back.

Dog Man: Didn’t know that last one, but thank you for the apology.

Petey: Oh, I’m not done.

Dog Man:

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Halt: I think it’s time to limit the time that you and Gilan spend with Crowley

Will: Why?

Halt: All he’s been doing is reciting common pop culture phrases-

Crowley, entering the room: What’s popping my gamers, let’s eat today’s ass get it girl

Anya: I made tea.

Damian: I don't want tea.

Anya: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Damian: Then why did you tell me?

Anya: It's a conversation starter.

Damian: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Anya: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Cinder on the phone with Scarlet: he’s in the kitchen again..

Wolf: “beat 3 eggs.” In what, hand to hand combat??

Scarlet: GET HIM OUT.

Jenny: Croissant? Dropped

Alyss: Road? Work ahead

Horace: Barbecue sauce? On my titties

Will: Shavacado? Fro

George: Hotel? Trivago

Baron Arald:

Arald: I’m giving all of you away for free

Jay: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Heeseung: Do not do that.

Jay: You won’t even notice!

Jake, entering: Hey Jay-

Jay: Heeseung hyung's single

Heeseung:

Vegeta: What am I feeling right now? It's like I'm sad for another person. Is that a thing? Am I going crazy??

Lance: I got an idea-

Octus: Does it involve breaking the law?

Lance: By now don't you think that's a given?

Octus: I was just trying to be optimistic.

Lance: Don't bother

Gilan, with his leg stuck in a chair: Now, you may be asking, "How did you do this to yourself, Gilan?"

Gilan: Well, kids, Gilan has no clue either.

Ilana: *Running towards Lance with open arms*

Lance: *Moves out of the way*

Ilana: Hey, why'd you move?!

Lance: I thought you were going to attack me.

Ilana: I was going to hug you!

Lance: Why would you hug me?

Ilana: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?!

Lance & Ilana: *Accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

Lance: We need an adult.

Ilana: Lance, we are adults!

Lance: We need an adultier adult. OCTUS!

Ewen: Where’s Anya?

Emile: Doing stuff.

Ewen: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Becky?

Emile: Trying to stop Anya from doing the stuff.

Ewen: And Damian?

Emile: Trying to stop Becky from stopping Anya from doing the stuff.

Ewen: I see. And what are you doing here, Emile?

Emile: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Damian from stopping Becky from stopping Anya from doing the stuff.

*Lance being held prisoner is visited by the King*

The King: What do you have to say for yourself?!

Lance: Your Majesty, do we really have to do this? You ask what I did, I say 'nothing', and you don't believe me. I mean, aren't we past this point in our relationship?

The King: No, young man! We are not!

Lance: Then I didn't do anything.