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thinking about the time i stuck my finger in my ear and started chocking

I need an alternate universe where she DIDNT die. Please! Please Shelly! Let yao live out his daydreams and be happy 😭

AKHSHDHJDH it's okay, I've already been writing a domestic family au with them so stay tuned for that, don't worry, nobody dies <3<3

i need your tedtalk on his forehead.

these are my foremost thoughts:

a la the scarlet letter by nathaniel hawthorne..

first of all how DARE he .. who let him bare such a scandalous patch of skin in these good victorian times ... the part of his face otherwise covered by his V shaped bangs which are reserved for only ME to push up and give little forehead kissies to on difficult days when im proud of him and just wanna hug his face close to my chest... (Yes I Know What I Am Doing)

his forehead is up there with diluc's arms... and the ayato's upper body (i just KNOW ppl will lose it when he shows even a bit of skin from under that kimono & coat)... it's sanctified ground... much like a good lady's ankle... not to be bared or appreciated by any average joe's eye...! he and i will be having a good long talk on fidelity after this !

sorry for yelling but

oH

I JUST REALIZED THAT ’MY BOUNTY IS AS BOUNDLESS AS THE SEA }’ WAS FROM ROMEO AND JULIET

AND I ONLY REALIZED THIS BECAUSE WE ARE READNG UT FOR A CLASS OF MINE RN WTH

I saw that on the page and i was like ’my good words you look familiar’ and it clicked and i had such a big god-im-a-tumblr user moment irl

LOOOOOOOOOL SORRY TO PUT YOU THROUGH THAT

Sometimes I forget most of my followers were not here at the start of this blog, so y’all don’t know this used to be a Shakespeare blog. 😂😂 But yeah, those origins are why all my organisational tags (the ones ending with “}”) are Shakespeare quotes, plus my blog title, although that one has modified pronouns.

And now it’s invading your offline life LOL. You truly can never escape The Hellsite.

Do you ever just see the most buckwild pairing.

if your still doing requests can i please get an eridan ampora?

is this too edgy

why do so many ppl on here have -paw in their url.. its cute so i understand that but are all of u apprentices ... u all decided to take on ur waca app oc as ur tumblr persona.. ?

I AM SO SORRY I WAS LISTENING TO A RANDWOM PLAYLIST AND I UNIRONICALLY ENJOYED A WEEZER SONG THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE

if u are over 25 and following me please block me i dont want geriatric ppl in here

I am going to cedar point from your shows today

HOLY SHIT its so cool that they made cedar point from metalocalypse into a real thing!!!!

Lmk how brutal it is!!!

wahhhh I fell off my skateboard on like monday and now the scrape on my arm is all scabbed over and it's itchy and how am I meant to live in these CONDITIONS.......

So I just read Homestuck in under a month B)

I wrote a 300+ google doc on my reactions and thoughts. Maybe I'll add that here and maybe I'll do some homestuck art one day you never know?!?

Decided to count up both my jpdori and sekai 4* count, and disgustingly enough they are close to breaking even if you don't count sekai bday cards, but counting them sekai very much has more, with my bandori count being 24 and my sekai count being 29 like I've spent so much time grinding and saving in bandori this fucking sucks bro gmdkdntjr

STOP MAKING FUN OF GERARD………………………hes having fun………

call out post for my friend who is not on tumblr for not knowing oracle was babs despite babs being my third fave batfam character how dare you not know all of my favorite characters intimately 😡😡😡😡

retcon this retcon that why don’t you retcon some bitches into your bed

15 minutes till i can go off ffxiv (uwu time rn !!! for context it's an ultimate fight) JWHDKJS ALMOST CLEARED W 1ST PHASE now like 3 more to go !!!!!

i miss eojjeodabonis

gonna have to start bribing my followers for notes like if i get 50+ notes and 3 asks on a lias entry i’ll post the next one

Wait they released the dolls already???