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Sprite edit !!!!

Hc th4t J4de H4rley is genderfluid 4ro mlm who uses they/them/star/stars/bark/barks +neos!!!!

It's 2am so here's a Homestuck headcanon:

Dave actually understands cryptocurrency (unfortunately) and has even joked about drawing some NFTs for "irony" but he doesn't ever really participate in any of it because while using the rubber duck method of understanding on his friends, Jade started crying when he got to the environmental impact part of the explaination. That was it. Rule number 1 is don't talk about fight club. Rule number 2 is never ever make Jade cry.

Have some doodles made with a mouse that I made while discussing how rich the kids were

+ love wins

Getting your gf to take care of herself is one of the sacred duties you must fulfill as a gf, no matter how much she fakes annoyance

God I’m what like 20 minutes into stranger things season 4 n Susie is giving me BIG Jade Harley energy holy fuck

If you ship davesprite and Jadesprite and crow and Jade because you think it works more if their the same species what do you think of davepeta and Jade does it work more or the same as davesprite and jade

(I just now realize i misunderstood this ask but whatever)

This is a super funny concept! the sprites beeing the same species, making the kids the same kind of hybrid

after thinking about it for a bit i came up with a posible scenario for that to happen in each case

So picture this:

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instead of Bequerel, Jade's sprite gets prototiped with one of the many taxidemied animals on the tower, in the middle of the chaos, in this case a seagull (to make it kind of oposite to crow)

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we get seagull sprite, pretty useless but asuming Jade could enter the game on her own, in time before the meteor's colision, it works

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this gives us seagull-Jadesprite, who then turns into Jade when she godtiers, turning her hair white like a seagull, oposite to Crow

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Of course this timeline would be hella doomed without bec noir existing, but it's fun to play with the idea

On the other hand

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Picture this scenario, Dave throws his katana down the window to get the crow, instead of just shooting it through the window

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All the crows get the atention of a neigthbour's dog

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Pow. no more dog

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Just like with the Crow, Jade prototipes the poor dead dog, giving us, dogsprite. Dave2 from the doom timeline shows up, and jumps into the sprite

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stuff happens like in the au but with dog-davesprite. now we have two dog kids (this kid's name most likely wouldn't be Crow, but who cares)

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This timeline would be actually posible i think. i can't remember a canon reason why davesprite needed to specifically be a bird and no other animal, so yeah, i think it could work

as for Davepeta, i think Jade and them could have had something in canon, since they no longer dread their existence and are back to a humanoid form and no longer look like a sad worm on a string

ignore any gramatical mistakes, i don't feel like double checking today

i can't stop making AUs

help

Title: its just that simple

Relationships: John Egbert & Jade Harley & Rose Lalonde & Dave Strider, Jade Harley & Dave Strider

Rating: M

Description: The game ends. Jade wakes up on an island alone, with powers that don't want to work with her, and more time then she knows what to do with.

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I started a new fic but I do not have time to fuck around because the moment I post this I need to link this image in it ASAP

ok but like serious question: after jade went god-tier, what happened to her human ears?  did they just fuckin.... disappear like poof all gone?  does she have two sets of ears now?  i need an answer this is going to haunt me until i die otherwise....

Headcanon that whenever there are fireworks on the troll kingdom Karkat and Jade get really distressed  (cause Jade’s super dog senses don’t vibe with the noise and to Karkat it sounds like dangerous situations from Alternia) and Dave doesn’t know how to help so he follows along those lists online on how to calm down pets during fireworks

I just think Dave having to take charge of a bad but not dangerous situation unexpectedly has a lot of comedic potential

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Hi, can I get a tarot reading for my Jade Harley timeline? Please and thank you!!!

Of course! I will be using a different spread than Mods Nepeta and Dirk, so I hope this won't be an issue for you.

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First Card - A Representation of yourself: I got a Knight of Cups!

This card can represent an emotional up-and-down in someone's life, as well as a person invested in their relationships with others. I'll interpret from this that you felt very connected to the friends you made in your timeline as Jade, and thought very strongly about them one way or another. Perhaps you felt very isolated from them one day, and then connected and in-tune with them the next. The knight of cups can also symbolize a travel through water, so it's possible you felt that the ocean was influencing your relationships in some way.

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Second Card - A Challenge you faced: I got a reversed Knight of Wands!

This card represents a period of rapid change, or a person with a large build-up of energy and passion. I'll interpret this as a moment from your timeline which turned out to be sudden disaster, and it felt like your world turned upside down. You could've felt very emotionally hurt or upset when this happened, which made finding a solution for it more difficult that it already was.

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Third Card - Something you gained from this: I got a Three of Swords!

This card represents a moment of truth and wisdom after a distressing experience. Overall, the three of swords is the realization that even through a stressful situation, there's always time afterwards to heal. I'll interpret from this that there was a significant moment that occurred for you in your timeline, which gave you the opportunity to make this realization on your own. Afterwards, you were able to finally push through a difficult period of time, knowing that it would ultimately lead to a brighter future for you and your friends.

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Take anything from this reading that you find helpful. If something sounds off, it could very well be due to a difference between the true meanings of the cards and my own interpretations of them; you know yourself best.

Card visuals are shown below cut. Feel free to use these for any further personal interpretation or meaning!

-Mod WV