Can you do a headcanon with Kakyoin having a big family with his wife? (If you’re comfortable with this topic)

HAVING A FAMILY

kakyoin x f!reader

CW ￫ sfw, fluff, established relationship, pregnancy, headcanons, mentions of nausea, kakyoin being a dad

unedited and possible grammar errors

￫ when you first find out that you’re pregnant, he’s excited but a bit in shock. he never expected to be a father, since he didn't think he was worthy of caring for a child, but he's happy about it all. still someone anxious though. he'd search the web or go to the local library as a source of help to prepare him for your oncoming baby.

￫ he also tries to touch up on books and articles about the process before the baby is born and what you might endure, he makes sure to reread it too because he wants to be there for you during it all.

￫ if you ever feel nauseous, he'd go and warm up some tea to help with the feeling and if you're throwing up (wherever that may be) he'll hold your hair back if needed and if it happened to get on the floor, he'll insist that you go rest while he cleans it up.

￫ if you're having food cravings of any kind, he'll get them for you in a flash no matter how bizarre they are (get it? bizarre? anyway). you feel like eating meat for some reason? he'll do what he can to get it. a certain brand of chips? already handing them to you. pickles...and ice cream? he won't question it, but he'll get it. overall he'll get you whatever you want whether you're pregnant or not.

￫ if you start feeling insecure about the weight you're gaining, he'll tell you that he thinks it's cute and has no problem with it. would always go to sleep with his hands resting on your tummy both to comfort you and to feel when the baby kicks.

￫ when you try to go up or down stairs, first of all, kakyoin isn't letting you walk up those stairs by yourself while he's near, and secondly, he's always going to be near so don't even try it. he'd be damned if he ever let you walk up or down a flight of stairs alone, possibly risking you and the baby's life.

￫ if and when you happen to be really tired and sleep for long periods of time during it all, he'd be willing to sleep with you or if he's already wide awake, he'll either lay there with you or go make you breakfast.

￫ anyway, after that process, you and kakyoin probably have three of four kids. most of them are calm and surprisingly not destructive which they probably inherited from their father and there might be that one that just has to tear something up, but they're manageable.

￫ he loves taking them to the park or arcade and he always seems to have this soft smile on his face when he's talking to them, it's so cute.

￫ when tucking them in for bed, if they want him to read them a bedtime story, he's more than happy to and by the end of it when they're all asleep, he'll give them kisses on their foreheads and whisper "i love you' before heading back to bed with you.

￫ he's such dad material and can easily calm his kids down if they happen to be crying. also, you guys would probably have one leash kid. they act like a little monster but they're so cute. kakyoin would probably set days of the week where you'd have a certain food that day, like waffle wednesday or snow cone sunday or something.

￫ isn't a strict dad but he's not one to let things slide either. he doesn't want any of his kids to feel pressured to do things so he tries to make things seem fun to encourage them and if that doesn't work then he tries to just sit down and talk with the kid.

Giorno and fugo acting like little kids because neither of them have ever been allowed to

Giorno and fugo taking turns pushing each other on the swings

Giorno and fugo making waffle sundays and a big mess in the kitchen

Giorno and fugo staying up too late watching cartoons

Giorno and fugo making up for all the time they had to act like adults before they even turned 10

The thing I often wonder about are the Stands – or rather, what their abilities represent about their users. While in Vento Aureo it's clear for me that Purple Haze is the embodiment of Fugo's faith that he had always been toxic for people around him, and Moody Blues is a synergy of Abbacchio's unability to let go of his past AND his previous job as a policeman (because investigations are all about uncovering and rewinding the events of the cases police works on), I personally had some issues with understanding the Stands of other Passione members. One of them was my beloved Bucciarati, and I dedicate my today's analysis to him.

See, when looking for answers to the question 'What do Stand's abilities tell us about the User?', I realized too many times that we have to dig in the past of certain characters – especially if we are discussing Vento Aureo. I believe that in case of Bruno the truth lies there, too. To answer the 'Why the zippers?' problem, we need to understand 'What do the zippers do?' in the first place. It may sound ridiculous but trust me, it went all over my head for months and made me unable to interpret this Stand at all. See, the most important thing is that zippers connect and disconnect two pieces. In particular, it's all about clothes and fabrics irl, but in this analysis we need to focus on the sole idea of de-connnecting and re-connecting things.

See, the most important event of Bruno's entire life, the thing that had began the chains of events leading him to Passione, was his parents' divorce. It's a traumatizing experience for many children (been there, felt that) but for young Bucciarati it must had been an especially bad experience. We could clearly see how important the whole idea of family is for him – by his reaction to the divorce, by the influence of the abandonment by his mother, by the means he took to protect his father, and – for some the most importantly – by the whole 'found family' type of relationship he has with his gang. Most people can only imagine how devastating was the idea of his family splitting into two. Not even saying that it lead his father to renting his boat, and then getting shoot due to being a witness of drugs transaction. What, once again, lead Bruno to become a gangster, who shortly after joining Passione found out he just devoted his entire existence to people directly connected to the business that almost cost his father's life. His whole new life and all regrets are extremely based on his family being torn into two pieces.

So, after analyzing Bruno's past and the whole idea behind Sticky Fingers' ability, I finally came to a hot take about it: the essence of it is Bucciarati's wish to being able to re-connect his family in the past. To make it whole once again after it had split up when he was a child.

Of course, there could be many other things to add. Like, while we can also use the zippers to split up the pieces of clothing, Bruno actually had to split various parts of his life. For example, his loyalty to Passione and his hatred towards it's drug dealing practice. Or his love towards the teenagers he had rescued and his duty to be a serious, threatening gang member (and later a capo), causing him to often being harsh on them. But I believe his childhood trauma is the most important aspect that shaped Sticky Fingers' abilities.

Once again, thank you for coming to my TED talk.

JoJo as textposts for like the third time this week! Please help me.

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Stone Ocean Spoilers

I really hope that they animate each of the Brando kids backstory since they already did that with Lang Wrangler also I really hope to see them come up with an original backstory for Ungalo since he didn’t had one in the manga but canonically two of them have their own but I’m really concerned on how are they gonna handle Donatello’s backstory since it’s basically the plot of the book “wholes” which can be seen as another copyright issue (besides the bohemian rhapsody arc which was obviously solved) but I really hope they include his backstory though

Hey, The hand, you're so quiet, I get worried if you're okay, can I pet your head or hold your hand?

Hold hand good! But this hand only. Other hand... not good to hold.

People so nice!

Thinking about Fugo as Giornos bodyguard. Everytime Giorno gets mistreated Fugo would step in and quote some law

"According to article 41, paragraph 2: To dispand an organization there has to be an election where 75% needs to agree and I don't think this will happen so...watch your words"

Wait this is really funny, and considering Fugo went to law school, probably canon, too

I think Fugo would have two distinct reactions to anything happening to/around Giorno:

What you said, where he would step in front of Giorno and start listing whatever nonsense would help defend Giorno- whether it’s legalities or just random threatening stuff, doesn’t matter. He’d do both- and would then get flustered for being so straightforward

Fucking rage. If Fugo was Giorno’s bodyguard, he would do his job right, and if we go with Fugio (which, knowing me, there’s always Fugio) then Fugo would immediately attack whoever did anything to wrong Giorno. Even if Giorno doesn’t need the help, Fugo would have Purple Haze out in a heartbeat, or hell, just use his fists.

Even if Giorno’s not in danger! Fugo would step in and do one of those, methinks. Look at Giorno wrong and Fugo’ll pull up.

So basically, he’s either gonna list off every crime you’ve committed ever, or knock your teeth in (I personally like option two more, just for feral Fugo vibes).

*Goes to a store that sells anime shit and spends two hours there with my friend only to come out with one (1) Josuke pin and three stickers*

Me: that was a successful trip!

Jolyne Kujo from JJBA?

All Jolyne Cujoh from JoJo's Bizzare Adventure knows is mcdonald’s, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie!

Update #13

Who would have thought the merman and the slime would have made friends? Kakyoin is currently teaching Jotaro how to play video games.

 I think I’ve seen it all now...

somewhat-old young jon sketches 🐶 🍇

Bruno and Abbacchio are like relationship goals.

Like yes give me what they have.

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