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  • alsmp-headcanons
    23.05.2022 - 30 minutes ago

    Joel knows that this was not his first rodeo- the server's called Afterlife for goodness sake- but he couldn't remember his past life.

    Not like the others could.

    Jimmy had clear memories of a land with ten lives, brimming with beautiful builds and donkeys: Lizzie claims to have once been the Ocean Queen, strong and powerful in her pristine palace: Even Scott can spin stories of a three life system, of a sly duo loyal only to each other, of the scent of gunpowder and sand and the feel of blood on your hands.

    But Joel, Joel could only recall snippets.

    Blood splattered against the carpets of a woodland mansion.

    A scarred hand slipping through his, spiralling towards the ground below.

    Intense pain, exploding through his chest.

    Joel couldn't remember his past life. Only the grief that followed him from it.

    PAST LIVES PAST LIVES PAST LIVES PAST LIVES

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  • samwasneverhere
    23.05.2022 - 5 hours ago

    I am so normal, I am the most normal person ever, I am completely normal and not at all abnormal.

    Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

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  • prismadog
    22.05.2022 - 11 hours ago

    afterlife fans, I'm looking for some fic recommendations. I've just caught up on Jimmy's videos and loved when he was a half-dragon.

    does anyone have any fic recs for dragon-Jimmy or dragon Fwhip/Joel adopting dragon-Jimmy?

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  • silencer-lemonade
    22.05.2022 - 13 hours ago

    Chapter 8 has been posted

    Joel finally gets his Persona, everyone cheer

    #empires persona 5 royal au #empires smp au #empires smp#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#solidarity #persona 5 au #au#lemonade writes #archive of my own #ao3 writer
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  • alsmp-promptstuff
    22.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Joel was so happy when Lizzie walked into the tavern. She wasn’t looking at him, instead she was looking at the floor. This should have been his first warning, but Joel pushed his worries aside and ran to greet her. He was just happy she had finally come to her senses, no more traps or schemes or villainy. It was all going to be fine -🐝

    .

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  • samwasneverhere
    22.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Bro I am so sleepy!!!!!!!!

    Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 5

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  • skitter-kitter
    21.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Scar had been missing for a full day, now. Grian had scrounged every grain of sand and found nothing. He’d followed his and Pizza’s footsteps until they abruptly stopped.

    He’d sent a private message to Joel (as the only person who wanted to help them) and explained Scar’s disappearance and his suspects. Dogwarts was the main one, but Scar’s footsteps had stopped near the Crastle. It could be either of them or both of them.

    Grian was ready for war. He had his netherite sword, his diamond armor, bows and arrows, and a few potions he and Scar had stolen from Scott ages ago. He had food and a healing potion for Scar.

    He’d tied up Pizza was inside of Monopoly Mountain so no one could hurt her while he was gone. He’d left her with some apples. Hopefully, that would lighten her annoyance when he came back.

    Grian’s first suspect was the Red Army. Joel was mining underground to break into their basement where Scar was surely being held. All Grian had to do was distract them until Joel could break through and save him.

    Grian took a deep breath as he stood in front of the door to Dogwarts. He recited the plan to himself once, twice, three times. Joel would send him one message if Scar was safe. Two if he needed help. As soon as he felt the buzz he could stop.

    Everything was going to be okay. Scar was going to be okay. Grian was sure of it.

    He raised his hand and knocked on the door. Martyn opened it with a glare.

    All he had to do was stall, then Scar would be home safe.

    #third life smp #grian#smallishbeans#skitty fics #All These Paths (Lead Back to You) #this is the beginning of the end everyone #i love that I got an excuse to write Grian and Joel as a duo in third life
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  • vampirescott
    21.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    there are Things going on in this picture

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  • storytellerofuntoldlegends
    21.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    I'm crying Lizzie got insta karma again for one of her traps. And Joel and Jimmy’s dynamic is once again the funniest fucking thing, they realized they were trapped for like a full second and that's all it took for Joel to suggest they eat Jimmy lmaoooo

    #mcyt#alsmp#alsmp spoilers#ldshadowlady#joel smallishbeans#jimmy solidarity #someone get a milk bucket and break these idiots out
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  • absolutely-correct-mcyt
    20.05.2022 - 2 days ago

    Scar: *casts a gay little spell that curses your entire bloodline*

    Joel: DUDE WTF YOU CURSED MY DOG

    Scar: my dude, why are you related to your dog by blood

    Joel: we made a blood pact to be best friends for life

    Scar: oh shit that's cute *casts a gay little spell that uncurses this dude's dog*

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  • absolutely-correct-mcyt
    20.05.2022 - 2 days ago

    Grian: Text us to say you're home safely

    Scar: I'm home dangerously

    Joel: Stop it

    Scar: I'm home lethally

    Scar: I'm home in an extremely lackadaisical and downright reckless fashion

    Joel: Text us that you are at home and not in a wheelie bin

    Scar: My journey home is violating so many health and safety regulations. I've killed three pedestrians

    Grian: You're breaking my heart

    Scar: I actually got murdered as soon as I left your field of vision

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  • alsmp-headcanons
    20.05.2022 - 2 days ago

    Afterlife is moving along way to fast, denial is my favourite hobby and pasttime, soo... please take End Dragon Lauren + Dragon Designs Hcs

    Lauren is the daughter of the end dragon. That means her job is to look after the endermen. And that was fine, except that she really badly wanted to see the other dimensions.

    The overworld and the nether. Nothing ever happened in the end, and she was bored out of her mind.

    So when a distant cousin of hers (His name is Oli and has always been a bit weird. Talks about something called 'The Orb' all the time) offered to take her with him away from the end she immediately jumped on it.

    And she had a blast. She loved the overworld. But something was still missing, and this time she really didn't know what it was this time.

    But she did get a hunch when she found two toddler wyvernians with a small, absolutely tiny half-dragon hiding in a cave.

    Did she know how to raise children? No, absolutely not.

    Was she going to try her damned best? Maybee

    Oh,,, I love,,,

    That’s so cute I love that

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  • alsmp-promptstuff
    20.05.2022 - 2 days ago

    Jimmy: WHY. why did you give Lizzie a KNIFE?!

    Joel: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

    Jimmy: Now I feel unsafe!

    Joel: I’m sorry.

    Joel: ... would you like a knife?

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  • thatgrainfellow
    20.05.2022 - 3 days ago

    joel on jimmy’s stream: oh did i kill him?🥺 sorry, i’m an introvert i’m just uncomfortable around people you can’t legally charge me for this ^-^

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  • theminecraftbee
    20.05.2022 - 3 days ago

    Lizzie tries to kill Grian the first time he truly meets her because she knows him from his other ship

    Jimmy is 1/4 siren and somehow doesn’t know

    "to be fair," joel says, as grian stares horribly into the middle distance. "to be fair, i'm pretty sure my wife tries to kill everyone she meets for the first time."

    "there were so many teeth, joel," grian says.

    "i know. lizzie's so sexy."

    "i didn't think she was actually your wife!" grian says.

    "well, that was stupid of you," joel says.

    "how do you even marry a monster like that?"

    joel lets out a dreamy sigh. "you cherish them, grian. you cherish them."

    grian, for the first time in his life, looks plaintively at fwip and timmy to be the voices of reason. it's a horrible feeling. worse is the feeling when he realizes that they don't see anything wrong with this either.

    "i'm sorry," a many-layered siren song from the deep says. "i normally try not to eat joel's friends. i just remember your old crew. i thought you were here to attack them or something."

    grian shakes. "YOU ALMOST ATE ME," he says again.

    "yeah. but i didn't," lizzie says. "besides, you're kind of stringy for a pirate."

    grian whimpers.

    #answered#harley-the-pancake #unlucky seas au #prompt ficlets#grian#joel smallishbeans#ldshadowlady #this is such a silly au. anyway grian is a little scared of lizzie in this au i think #as for jimmy... there's something opposite to a siren song i suppose.
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  • totallynotpuri
    19.05.2022 - 3 days ago

    The first 10? Or so minutes of Jimmy's stream

    #uhhh #Jimmy and Joel were calling each othr babe #and then Fwhip left #Solidarity Gaming#Fwhip#Smallishbeans
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  • alsmp-promptstuff
    18.05.2022 - 4 days ago

    Joel: Fwhip and I are having a baby.

    Jimmy: That's... great?

    Joel, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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  • moobloom-kin-haven
    18.05.2022 - 5 days ago

    hello!! feel free to ignore thiis iif thiis request iis a lot /gen, can we get names & pronouns for alsmp joels for the origiins so far? (blaze, giant, iceling, wyvern, thunderborn and lepus!!) again we definiitely understand iif thiis is too much!! thank you eiither way!! - Klonkls

    hey hey !! i will Not Ignore this, instead i will do it whilst in classics class !

    here are some names and pronouns for all of alsmp joel origins so far !! it will be under the cut

    AFTERLIFE SMP JOEL ORIGINS NAME AND NEOS

    NAMES for BLAZEBORN

    + Flare

    + Sean

    + Tyson

    NEOS for BLAZEBORN

    + py / pyro / pyroself

    + scor / scorch / scorchself

    + 🔥 / 🔥's / 🔥self

    NAMES for GIANT

    + Alexandrite

    + Marsh

    + Forrest

    NEOS for GIANT

    + zi / zis / ziself

    + nim / nims

    + 🌲 / 🌲's / 🌲self

    NAMES for ICELING

    + Alpine

    + Jack

    + Winter

    NEOS for ICELING

    + cyro / cyros / cyroself

    + fro / frost / froself

    + ❄️ / ❄️ / ❄️ self

    NAMES for WYVERIAN

    + Drak

    + Brenton

    + Nithe

    NEOS for WYVERIAN

    + scal / scale / scaleself

    + der / daer / daerself

    + 🐲 / 🐲's / 🐲self

    NAMES for THUNDERBORN

    + Sturm

    + Tempest

    + Ellis

    NEOS for THUNDERBORN

    + flash / flash / flashself

    + clou / cloud / cloufself

    + ⚡ / ⚡'s / ⚡self

    NAMES for LEPUS

    + Bjorn

    + Leonard

    + Jason

    NEOS for LEPUS

    + luck / lucky / luckyself

    + boing / boings / boingself

    + 🍀 / 🍀's / 🍀self

    hoooooooooo boy that is a lot . i really hope you enjoy these !! have a wonderful day !!

    -Mod Wil

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  • joenouns
    17.05.2022 - 5 days ago

    Sometimes I am So Glad Joel Smallishbeans is a family friendly YouTuber. If that wasn't keeping him in check I shudder to think what he'd say. /pos

    #i love him. but he is already cursed enough #mcyt#joel smallishbeans #y'all know whst this is about
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