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  • monacoprince
    26.05.2022 - 2 minutes ago

    !!!!!!!!!!!!

    #people saying he crumbles under pressure are stupid and a joke and will never amount to anything in life ever #starsinyoureyes.mp3 #twitter: leclercnews#cl
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  • amcdrawnon
    26.05.2022 - 4 minutes ago

    cos(0) = 1, as in 1 stylishly turned hat

    The hat wears you

    #art tag #[insert Mario Odyssey joke here]
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  • lavenderek
    26.05.2022 - 4 minutes ago

    for the last two or three weeks i have been unable to stop watching scambaiter videos on youtube. who wants to join the kitboga fandom with me

    #mostly joking all i know about the guy is what he has posted on youtube #but i find him delightful
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  • funny-thoughts
    26.05.2022 - 5 minutes ago

    The person who creates a browser plug-in/extension which totally blocks all references to the Kardashians will be the hero of the internet.

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  • allweknowofheaven24
    26.05.2022 - 5 minutes ago

    Me to my coworkers:

    Are you on the menu at Bob Evans?

    Cause you’re my home skillet.

    #friends #i think i’m funny #jokes
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  • yugiohz
    26.05.2022 - 7 minutes ago

    SO funny to see spinner slowly realize that he might not be as deranged as he thought he was and that he actually does not agree with evil people at al

    #king was bullied for being the 5th teenage mutant ninja turtle and thought yeah I’m gonna joking this terrorist organization #does he think his job starts end ends with robbing convenience stores and playing games with shigaraki hello….
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  • scatman-world
    26.05.2022 - 7 minutes ago

    Mario and luigi music is such a fucking banger if you dont like the battle theme in superstar saga dont fucking talk to me

    #joke but only a little
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  • ebbofcyanwhispers
    26.05.2022 - 11 minutes ago

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    DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

    AND SOME PEOPLE SAY WHAT IS LOST CAN NEVER BE SAVED

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  • loremoth
    26.05.2022 - 12 minutes ago
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  • bastardliker
    26.05.2022 - 12 minutes ago

    。゚( ゚இωஇ゚)゚。

    #UGHHHH SOME GUYS SAID TO ME THAT I HAD SOMETHING IN MY HEAD #I KNEW IT WAS A JOKE OF SOME KIND BUT STILL #THEN SOME GIRLS STOOD UP FOR ME ???????? #I DON'T REALLY KNOW #BUT I'M STILL KINDA SCARED OF THEM #THEN THEY TOOK ME OUT #AND INVITED ME TO PLAY VOLEY #AND SINCE I CAN'T SAY NO TO SAVE MY LIFE I ACCEPTED #I WANTED TO HIDE IN THE BATHROOM #BUT IT WAS CLOSED
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  • ladyddanger
    26.05.2022 - 13 minutes ago

    Obsessed with c!sam being transmasc c!Sally. Like just the potential. It didn’t work out AND THEN in las’nevdas c!quackity brings c!sam to meet c!Wilbur like: Sam meet my boyfriend!!! (He’s white so don’t laugh 😤) And Sam’s face just drops. And he’s like oh fuck. Because that’s his baby daddy. C!wilbur has no idea until c!sam brushes his hair back in that way only c!sally did when she was nervous and he’s like. Ohhhh shit. And they are both panicking and c!quackity is totally clueless.

    #DO YOU GUYS SEE MY VISON #CAN YOU HEAR ME #I’m so so smart #this would make a great a crack fic I kinda wanna write this now #c!sam #c!tntduo #c!tnt duo #c!sambur #/joke #/joke joke joke #this is not serious
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  • jordan-nobbs
    26.05.2022 - 15 minutes ago

    —Brian Bilston, America is a Gun

    #i’m just so fucking tired of this #there is an obvious solution here and yet nothing ever gets done #this country is a joke and an embarrassment
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  • albrightenup
    26.05.2022 - 17 minutes ago

    Ricky for Nobel Peace Prize

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  • bipperbopperbee
    26.05.2022 - 18 minutes ago

    like three of our ocs would kin people

    #this psot is to share the fact that we wanna make a joke kinlist for remy ratatong
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  • milesmoerales
    26.05.2022 - 21 minutes ago

    icb the yassinfication of takasugi was three years ago 😔

    #i was joking about takasugi would die in gintoki's arms but turns out sorachi made it happen #i remember i legit slammed my laptop the first time i read lesson 703
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  • deathstars
    26.05.2022 - 21 minutes ago

    obi-wan kenobi? don’t you mean the owen and beru lars show? 

    #i want to let you all know now that i will not be normal about them #i love them i love how normal they are coming across a world that is so huge and terrifying #but they just love their kid so much #owen lars#beru whitesun #this is a joke btw i am excited to see ewan's obi wan again ofc #kenobi series
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  • ferarrii
    26.05.2022 - 21 minutes ago

    This has to end well now. Too much has gone into it

    #monaco treat him right pls I’m not joking for the first time ever I am NOT kidding
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  • mylarivera
    26.05.2022 - 22 minutes ago

    alright which one of you just confessed your undying love for me on uquiz

    #this is mostly a joke #but also someone just did this #i dont know if it was because i always end my uquizes w i love u #but still#uquiz #amelie vaguely says weird shit
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  • zebruh
    26.05.2022 - 24 minutes ago

    this song I'm listening to said "first we learn to walk, then we learn to scream" like. nah? buddy you screaming when you fresh from the pussy I doubt you walking out that hooha you coming out that thing like the worlds slowest, suffocatingest ass slip and slide

    #vwitty banter #i forgot about c sections but i dont feel like making a joke about that
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  • ghosttsar
    26.05.2022 - 25 minutes ago

    Just as I finished setting up her blog , Agnes got shadowbanned for *checks notes* using this site as intended. But I will still promo her so follow here.

    #i. ( sp ) : we create ghosts ; we haunt ourselves #tbd #thanks ala for the joke #anyways can't have shit in this house !
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