- polysins18.05.2022 - 6 days ago
Meliodas: Hey King, listen, corporate makes us do this every year, but this is just a little manager evaluation form. You just fill it out, let them know how I'm doing, you know?
King: Alright! Uh, "Is your manager manipulative?"
Meliodas: I'd say "No" to that if I were you.
15 - polysins18.05.2022 - 6 days ago
King: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Ban: Throw rocks at he.
Meliodas: Hot Dogs.
Merlin: Kill him.
King: Thanks guys.
9 - polysins18.05.2022 - 6 days ago
Meliodas: Die.
King: Please don't die!
Meliodas: DIE!
King: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Ban, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Gowther, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and King wants Meliodas to accept it as their kid.
16 - polysins18.05.2022 - 6 days ago
King: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Diane: Ban is 70% of your impulse control and you know this King.
Ban: I feel like King is the more responsible one of us two though.
King: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.
Ban: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each otherâs hands so the other doesnât fall off.
11 - polysins18.05.2022 - 6 days ago
King: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Ban, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Meliodas, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Ban: Because he has little hands.
11 - carpethedamndiem18.05.2022 - 1 week ago
"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit." - William Shakespeare
32 - mysevendeadlysinsgarbage15.05.2022 - 1 week ago
Elaine: If you got kidnapped and your kidnapper had you write a letter to your family letting them know your fine, how would you phrase it to say that you need help?
Ban: "Tell King I miss him."
29 - a-small-tired-lonely-potato15.05.2022 - 1 week ago
This has nothing to do with The Wheel, but the Wheel project I'm working on rn is kicking my ass so I decided to post one of my older drawings instead, God this feels and Looks like so long ago I made this but comparatively it's actually pretty recent.
It's my Fanon Kiane Kids~
What the fuck did I do to kings face? I have no fucking clue, please feel free to blur it out if it bothers you, cause it bothers me.
What is he taking the picture with? Why obviously it's an (INSERT MAGIC CAMERA EQUIVALENT HERE), everybody has one!!!
14 - theaverewrites13.05.2022 - 1 week ago
King, at any given point in time: You're my family and I love you but you're terrible. You're all terrible.
6 - zexoguy13.05.2022 - 1 week ago
Diane & King
big spoon/little spoon: Diane/King (obviously)
favorite non-sexual activity: Eating new foods together.
who uses all the hot water: Diane because her size requires a TON of water for showering.
most trivial thing they fight over: I have no idea.
who does most of the cleaning: King
who has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
who calls up the super/landlord when the heatâs not working: King
who steals the blankets: Diane
who leaves their stuff around: Diane
who remembers to buy the milk?: King. He always makes sure to have plenty of milk (and other foods) around for them to share.
who remembers anniversaries: Both
Who cooks normally? King usually, but Diane cooks occasionally.
How often do they fight? Each other? Not very often. But they fight enemies almost every week.
What do they do when theyâre away from each other? Diane talks to Elizabeth and Merlin, while King talks to Ban and Meliodas.
Nicknames for each other? King calls Diane his "Big Cutie" and she calls him "Your majesty" to tease him.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner? King
Who steals the covers at night? Again, Diane
What would they get each other for gifts? King gives Diane a giant custom-made dress, while Diane gives King a crown made of his favorite flowers.
Who kissed who first? Diane kissed King first.
Who made the first move? Diane
Who remembers things? They both remember different things.
Who started the relationship? Diane
Who cusses more? Diane (much to King's shock)
What would they do if the other was hurt? EVISCERATE whoever was responsible.
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- blanddcheadcanons26.04.2022 - 4 weeks ago
King Shark, being a shark, can regularly lose and regrow hundreds of teeth, and placed around 100 of them under his pillow for the tooth fairy. Harley tried to go in and take the teeth, and somehow found them all gone and replaced with a gold brick.
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