#lemony snicket Tumblr posts

  • henrykathman
    27.05.2022 - 14 hours ago

    Saw this post and couldn't resist

    Source

    #a series of unfortunate quotes #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #incorrect asoue quotes #lemony snicket#video#shitpost
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  • tisdonuts
    27.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    “My mom’s a dick”

    Lemony Snicket voice:

    the word ”dick” here, is used figuratively, noting that their mom was not in fact a huge talking penis. but their mom was literally, a person that can rightfully be called a dick, meaning she was an extremely unpleasant and abusive mother

    #Why am I writing this in the middle of the night help #tw abuse mention #lemony snicket #help I’ve been reading too much unfortunate events #a series of unfortunate events
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  • poptartcrash
    27.05.2022 - 1 day ago
    #A Series of Unfortunate Events #The Ersatz Elevator #Lemony Snicket
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  • snckt
    26.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    received this copy some years ago. it came with handfuls of questions and nearly no answers , as is the way of the world.

    #pulled it off the shelf because i bought a new-to-me / used copy today and replaced it in preparation for our june gloom read-a-thon and ! #i thought i'd document for you all ahaha #the penultimate peril #asoue#lemony snicket #mr snicket is that a threat ? - lindsey at some point in her formidable years asdfghjkl #series . asoue
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  • dark-owl-rec0rds
    26.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    is it just me or did everyone imagine all of atwq in black and white with no color except for blue

    #maybe its just because of the illustrations in the first book #or bc the sea was drained and i just decided that meant drained of all color as well #my original memories of these books feel so unreal #when i read them for the first time i had only read like the first 3 asoue books #so i had no context for anything #and then i promptly forgot the series existed #and when i remembered it again the whole thing felt like a fever dream #atwq#asoue#lemony snicket
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  • bookcoversonly
    26.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Title: The Slippery Slope | Author: Lemony Snicket | Publisher: Egmont Books (2004)

    #books #The Slippery Slope #Lemony Snicket
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  • n1cod1angelo
    26.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Dare I say this song is Lemony talking about Ellington

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  • thoughtkick
    26.05.2022 - 2 days ago

    There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.

    Lemony Snicket

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  • its-all-down-hill
    26.05.2022 - 2 days ago
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  • its-all-down-hill
    25.05.2022 - 3 days ago
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  • littlestsnicket
    24.05.2022 - 3 days ago

    If you still wanna do the character bingo thing: Lemony and/or Fernald?

    i would be thrilled to!

    Lemony

    i was so tempted to fill in ‘they got done dirty by fans’ just to get the bingo, but i really can’t justify that.

    across all continuities, i love lemony’s style and vibe. shadowy man with grey suit and hat, yes please!

    just like beatrice, the things about lemony that initially seem deep are shallow but he has a lot of real depth underneath that. (ot3 thoughts about bertrand seeing that about beatrice immediately but it taking a little longer for him to see past lemony’s pretensions but once he does…)

    i don’t know if i really project my own issues on to him, but in writing him i found a lot more commonality with him than i really expected. both he and beatrice really fascinate me in how much they are not like me but still resonate with me in unexpected ways.

    Fernald

    i have a lot of thoughts about fernald but they don’t really fit into this grid.

    i don’t think if i met him in real life i would ever get past his association with olaf and his ability to make scary faces, but he’s such a layered and thematically important character!

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  • accidentallylita
    24.05.2022 - 4 days ago

    “I’m sorry i embarrassed you in front of your friends. i only wanted to talk to you.”

    (Aw Lem <3)

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  • boriqua-chiquita
    24.05.2022 - 4 days ago

    The tears I shed for you could fill a thousand oceans. But they could not extinguish your house.

    Lemony Snicket? Can’t remember, honestly

    #series of unfortunate events #lemony snicket
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  • imwiththevampires
    24.05.2022 - 4 days ago

    parents of millennials/older gen z wondering why we were hopeless and depressed as teens as if they didn’t give us lemony snicket’s a series of unfortunate events to read as a bedtime story when we were 6

    #the whole series is extremely fucked up if u rly think about it #especially for children lmao #those kids never got a fucking break #lemony snicket #a series of unfortunate events #literally being hunted by count olaf #seeing all their new guardians killed #their parents dying #jfc#not twilight
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  • midnightflaneuserie
    23.05.2022 - 4 days ago

    "Who could that be at this hour?"

    — Me, to me, upon entering the kitchen to see that something was cooking in the oven, before remembering the title of a book which explicitly told me this was the wrong question to ask.

    #Lemony Snicket #all the wrong questions #atwq#quote#asoue #The correct question of course being 'Why am I in the kitchen at this hour?'
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  • croque-ling
    23.05.2022 - 4 days ago

    starting to realize there is an absurd amount of characters in the snicketverse that follow the pattern of

    1) existing and being relevant enough for me to like them but not relevant enough for me to think any significant events would surround them

    2) dying

    3) subsequently making me realize they were actually one of my favorites and now they're dead

    #nearly finished with atwq and bruh. #also yes i am aware that my page this month has been almost entirely snicket stuff #that was not intentional im just reading and its fresh in my mind #lemony snicket #all the wrong questions #atwq #a series of unfortunate events #asoue
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  • belovedstars
    23.05.2022 - 4 days ago

    tag drop - kit snicket 

    #★; IC ( kit snicket ) #★; MIRROR ( kit snicket ) #★; MUSINGS ( kit snicket ) #★; LIKES ( kit snicket ) #★; ABOUT ( kit snicket ) #★; DESIRES ( kit snicket ) #★; HEADCANON ( kit snicket ) #★; WARDROBE ( kit snicket ) #★; AESTHETIC ( kit snicket ) #★; ANSWERED ( kit snicket ) #★; OPEN ( kit snicket ) #♡; JACQUES SNICKET #♡; LEMONY SNICKET #♡; DEWEY DENOUEMENT #♡; BEATRICE BAUDELAIRE II #♡; KIT & JACQUES #♡; KIT & LEMONY #& KIT & JACQUES & LEMONY #♡; KIT & DEWEY #♡; KIT & BEATRICE
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  • heismybabygirl
    23.05.2022 - 4 days ago

    Let's give it up for todays "experts", Frank Burns and the guy from Lemony Snicket's.

    LMFAO 🤣

    #johnny depp #not lemony snicket
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