this is hilarious

Only single because of cosmic intervention on account of the fact that if I sang a love song no one in a 5-mile radius would survive

// hhhh thinkin abt.,,, aus,,,,,,,

cant stop thinking of a verse where miquella hatches and actually stays with mohg and goes thru with the dynasty stuff but is still just. miserable and sick and feels awful. and mohg can see that. miquella breaks down and just. the guilt and sudden realisation,,,,

anyway au where mohg forsakes the formless mother by his own volition bc he can see miquella is miserable and he values miquella as a person more than he values the idea/feeling of power

just the absolutely nightmarish fallout that would come with forsaking an outer god that had blessed you for so long with immense immeasurable power. god. god.

but he loves miquella. and as long as miquella is happy. well. fire away mother dearest.

I direw a body model as a base to put Xue Yang in different outfits and well...

Arranged marriage XueYu Au, formal robes for a metting with the Jins

Modern AU

okay i swear i will get off tumblr on my school laptop but i had to come on here to scream about the nice office ladies that i help during my school service elective

they literally bought me and the other office student like those reusable starbucks cups AND filled them with m&ms and a skittles packet as an end of year gift for helping them im crying

I hope the whiners are happy. Looks like the Ragnarok play will just be in the mid credits scene

Aww, what a bummer! I'll still enjoy it. I think the Thor plays are the funniest and most meta part of the movie.

Norse gods writing tragedy plays about themselves that are somewhat mocking them and exaggerating their characteristics/portrayal? It's ironic. It's hilarious. I'm sorry you all have a bad sense of humor. 😂

although my responses have not been posted, I'm basically at the bottom of my asks ! 🥳 thank you to everyone who was so patient while waiting for a reply ! I'm going to spend some time editing & adjusting these responses but they should be posted soon 🌱

that being said ... it's been so long since I've reblogged an ask meme, hasn't it ? 😔 I think it's time to reopen the inbox & reblog a few, yeah ? 🤗

🍿 and🍕

🍿 - Movie?

umm... probably the Princess Bride

🍕 - Food?

anything with melted cheese - especially quesadillas de masa, which are my absolute favorite thing ever

favorites ask game

I just wanna say that I haven't been able to stop listening to HALCALI, I'm addicted, you have changed my life 👉👈💕

POGCHAMP !! I’m glad you enjoy it :]

desperately wish i stopped having brain funk so i could just. respond and talk to people

macy games, macy games, MACY GAMES!!! 💫 thanks @celestialmickey for kicking us off. 😘

your name: tina ✨

your age: 31

your height in cm: 152cm (i hope you know seeing these in cm will mean nothing to me 😂)

you’ve been invited to game night. you have to bring one drink, one snack, and one game. what do you show up with? drink: i can barely remember to drink myself. i forgot to bring drinks. / snack: i’m backing something. treats always. / game: oh man, we’re a big board game nerd household [exposed 😳]. i’d have to know more about who’s in the group to answer that. 

last dream you remember: [redacted] 🤐🌶

last book or fanfic you read: book: reading a marvellous light for book club. 💕 / fic: masterful birthday bee words 🥺😭🥰

a song you can’t stop listening to: fvck somebody - the wrecks. not even by choice. spotify has decided it must be on every playlist it makes. more than once, i swear.

a tattoo you’d get right this second: gah i want something so bad but i don't know what! 😩 someone else decide for me please.

favorite season & why: summer! ☀️ i'm a lizard. i need to feel sun on bare skin to keep the bitching to a tolerable level.

a place you’ve never been but want to visit: all of the tropical lands.

are you the eldest, middle, youngest, or only child in your family? an eldest only child. no full siblings, but step/halves sprinkled around.

describe yourself in three (NICE) words: dedicated, drama-free, funny (i hope? 🤣).

actually getting to this not forever late so have some tags: @shameless-notashamed @sleepyfacetoughguy @you-are-so-much-better-than-that @heymrspatel @gallawitchxx @rereadanon @thisdivorce @suchagallabitch @mmmichyyy @creepkinginc @arrowflier @lethargicmick @clingymickey @metalheadmickey @smokey-mickey @milkovski @chicanomick

Hey Susie, can I have a clone of you? I need something for target practice…

guys she is so

I have to jerk off to be able to get up

nachricht für deinen digitalen briefkasten

hallo danke für diese nette nachricht mein digitaler briefkasten ist dankbar und gesegnet

I'm BACK and I'm here to be UNBEARABLE ABOUT MY BOY WILL BYERS

Send this to ten blogs you think are lovely and deserve a boop on the nose ❤️💛💚💙💜🤗🥰 😎👉👉

Boop to you toooooo 😍

tumblr implementing image description options for accessibility so now y’all can tell me what’s in your 60 x 60 icons 😌

So, the Papa Tyrannosaurus from Prehistoric Planet is called Hank, we all know that...

...but Darren Naish also says that the big mosasaur has a name; he’s called Hoff :)

me when edelgard von hresvelg: omg edelgard von hresvelg 🥰❤🥰❤🥰❤🥰❤🥰❤🥰❤🥰❤