Incorrect Shipping Quote:
Person A: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Person B: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Person A: I said within reason, Person B. How about I murder that guy?
Person B: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Person A: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Person C: I want to kiss you.
Person D, not paying attention: What?
Person C: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
Person E: I fell—
Person F: From heaven?
Person E: No, I literally fell—
Person F: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Person E: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Person F: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Person G: Are you ready to commit?
Person H: Like, a crime or a relationship?