I was reading Blue Lock and I found Tendou and Bokuto’s lovechild

Canada: Hey Zapp!

Zapp: The fuck you want mapleshit?

Canada: I just wanted you to meet James Williams!

2p Canada: Mapleshit eh.

Zapp: Bro the fuck?! Mapleshit you want me to fuck this guy and he breeds me, then we start a family of 5 kids living in a small town in the woods, while me and daddy lumberjack have sWEET PASSIONATE ROUGH SEX!

Canada:....Zapp...I didn't say th-

Zapp: FUCK YOU IM SCREWING HIM AND LETTING HIM DOM ME WHILE HE PUTS HIS BABIES IN ME!!!😤

2p Canada: Can I go home now.

Ughhhhhhhh I wanna be able to animate >:T

I think I could but Idk where to start??? Like, what tools would I need? How much would they cost? How do I get started???

I know the principals of animation, I'm a big animation fan, and I want to learn how to actually do it and it's frustrating that I have no clue how to even get equipment or anything >:T

Do you think you could ever see a scenario where sevika cares for another person? Or maybe enough to reset her priorities ? When I first saw silco, I never expected him to take the drastic turn he did with jinx. I think it would funny if sevika falls down the same or similar path as silco. The idea is always fun to play around with.

definitely!! I think Sevika is far more malleable than Silco ever was so i think it would be easier to change her perspective. There are certainly things that i think she is more stubborn about and prioritizes. She definitely has a strong sense of injustice having been done to her and she wants to see some kind of reparations made for that. She also is willing to do many immoral things for money but i think that can be said of most Zaunites. I dont necessarily see her having the same kind of turn of opinion the way Vi did. I dont think someone from Piltover could influence a change in her behavior or attitude. Well... MAYBE they could but only if they were a FORMER Piltover resident who moved many years ago to Zaun and now identifies as a Zaunite. But i think a Zaunite who has a more standard moral code and sympathizes to an extent with Piltover could certainly influence change in Sevika. Sevika is very reasonable and ultimately just seems out for her own gain no matter how that will happen.

Every time i ask my dad who an actor is i feel like Jean saying she doesn't know who Ted Bundy is

Guys! GUYS!!! @flabbergasties is sitting next to me on my couch!!! I don’t even know what to do!

Not a "funnier as a fictive" post/ask per-se if you mean it generally but, something people don't realize or just staright forget is that Deulara is some amalgamation of PM!Dazai and BEAST!Dazai from Bungou Stray Dogs, and then we have someone who is just ADA!Dazai whom we actually call "Dazai" sooooo even the majority of our system sat there and had to think for a minute before realizing:

1. This person is a genius we stg, there were maybe six people in our 280+ polyplex who understood them.

2. Oh wow, that's...quite the extra layer there of weird/funny/painful as a fictive.

It’s like that!! Being a system, especially when you have fictives, is sometimes people having similar names and they MAY or may not be doubles? And especially imagine being a singlet, and knowing more than one system with fictives of the same person!

Sighhhhhh, you win brain...

We'll add a Cowboy!Otto au in the bank as well.

I will always believe that I deserve fairy wings 💐

Taking a Break

Genre: Comfort

Pairing: Satan/MC

House of Lamentation’s dinnertime was usually filled with chaotic noises from the residents. It was never a quiet night with the seven Avatar of Sins. With constant bickering and cutlery clanking, it was hard to feel lonely with these people brightening the mood.

There was one person, however, who’s been in a slump ever since dinner started.

Satan looked up from his plate to observe you across the dining table, barely eating your dinner.

Not being the only one who noticed your unusual behaviour, Lucifer also called out to you and asked whether you’re okay.

“Hmm? Oh, it’s nothing. I’m just a little bit tired,” you said with a smile, reassuring everyone that you’re okay.

Trying to not worry them any longer, you began eating your dinner slowly and being meticulous with your chewing.

“Take a rest for the day. I’m sure you’ve finished your homework so you should sleep early,” Lucifer said.

You only nodded and continued eating.

Yeah, maybe that’s what his brothers were seeing, but Satan saw things differently. You’ve been in a very low mood these couple of days and Satan could put two and two together for the reason behind it.

“Hey Human! Wanna join me for a late-night adventure movies today?”

“No way, Mammon. MC is going to do their nails with me today.”

“Normie, you said you can accompany me for a raid. You didn’t forget, right? I mean, I even bought your favourite snacks in case you’re hungry.”

“A snack? Then, can I join you and Levi, MC?”

“MC, you should cuddle with me tonight. I’m gonna show you some new constellation that I found yesterday.”

Yup, it’s tiring alright…

“No, MC is not doing any of that with any of you today. Let them rest,” Lucifer warned, giving a stern glare to his brothers.

Multiple complaints were heard from the others but Lucifer stood his ground, “Any more words and you’ll all be put on R.A.D cleaning duty for next month.”

Satan only sighed deeply, knowing he’s gonna be included in Lucifer’s punishment eventhough he didn’t mutter a word at all. After all, that’s how Lucifer is.

But that’s not his focus for today.

He looked at you once again and decided he needed to do something.

—————

Satan knocked on your door several times, but you didn’t answer. He was thinking on stopping and giving you some room, when you harshly swung the door open with a thud and lashed out, “I SAID NO-”

Your eyes widened with shock when you realised you’ve made a mistake.

“Umm..” Satan was trying to say something but you broke down in tears instead. Concealing his panic, he gently pushed you inside the room with him and closed the door for privacy.

“Hey, it’s okay. I’m not mad.” He wrapped his arms around your back and laid your head on his shoulder, letting you let the stress out.

You reciprocated the gesture and sobbed.

It took you a while to finally calm down but Satan waited patiently. He led you to sit on your bed and asked, “Do you want to talk about it?”

You shook your head, eyes still red and nose still runny.

“Okay, you just want to be alone now?”

Nod.

“Is there anything I can do to help and make you feel better?”

You kept quiet for a while before replying, “Iced tea…”

Satan nodded his head and was about to get up from your bed before catching your small voice saying, “and maybe some chicken nuggets…”

He wasn’t entirely sure whether it was you who’s speaking or just some random ghosts lurking in your room (not that he’d let that happen though. Ghosts or spirits in your room deserved to be exterminate in a flash)

Satan looked back at you and gave you a gentle pat on the head, “I’ll bring it right away. Take a rest while you wait.”

Smiling to himself because you’re finally willing to eat something after your low food intake during dinner, he made his way to the kitchen.

————

“MC, I’ll put your drink and food on the table here.”

Truth to be told, there’s no chicken nuggets in the house, mainly because it’ll dissappear the moment someone buy it. So Satan went out to the supermarket and bought some.

Thinking that he wanted to fry some for his brothers too the next day, he bought extra. At least you can have more in the morning if you want. If Beel decided that eating chunks of frozen nuggets wasn’t okay, that is.

“I’ll be leaving now.”

Satan saw you nodded slightly and walked to the door to excuse himself. “My room is always open for you, MC,” he said before closing the door.

As soon as he entered his own bedroom, he changed to his pajama and lied on his bed, grabbing a book he didn’t get to finish yesterday.

Sure, he’s worried about you but he decided that you’d be coming to him if you want to talk. After all, it’s your decision and Satan will respect it no matter what.

Basking in the peace of the night where his rowdy brothers were probably asleep or off to do their own things, Satan enjoyed the late night reading. The moonlight was illuminating his bedroom brightly so Satan was wide awake.

Suddenly, knocks on the door were heard.

Cracking a gentle smile, he marked the last page he read with his forefinger; scooted over to the right side of his bed and extended his left arm wide open for you.

Within a second, you crashed yourself on his bed and snuggled up close to him, nuzzling your nose within the crook of his neck. You wrapped your arms around his waist and squeezed him tight.

Satan chuckled a bit and pulled you closer with his left arm so you didn’t fall out of the bed.

“Feeling better, kitten?”

Satan felt the friction of your hair on his cheek as you nodded.

“I’m sorry for lashing out at you earlier.”

“It’s fine. You didn’t do it on purpose,” Satan rubbed circles on your back gently, giving you comfort and reassurance that he’s really not angry with you.

“Are you ready to talk about it?” he asked.

You didn’t reply immediately.

It was a few minutes of silence before you started talking.

“R.A.D has been very exhausting lately…” you said, “And I’ve been going to bed late every night. The assignments are hard and I’m so stressed. And then there’s Mammon and the others. Don’t get me wrong, I love spending time with them but sometimes, I just want some time for myself…”

“Your reasons are absolutely valid, MC.” Satan gave a soft kiss on top of your head, “To be honest, I don’t really know how you manage to entertain them all the time. I’d be sick if I were you.”

You laughed, “Well, I do think that too sometimes. But you’re all really amazing, actually. You have other huge responsibilities yet you still want to spend time with me. The least I could do is try to unwind and join the fun too. Maybe not too much fun but yeah, you get me.”

It was another silence in the room but it was comfortable. You both basked in each other’s presence and felt at ease.

“So, do you want me to read to you?”

“No, it’s fine. Just let me sleep here tonight,” you gave him a smile.

“Alright, kitten,” Satan said before giving you another kiss on your head.

He gently closed the curtain to limit the moonlight entering his room and tugged you in with his blanket. All while still hugging you close to him.

Feeling yourself calming down, you slowly drifted off to sleep, silently thanking Satan for his effort.

The brothers may be a rowdy bunch, but you love them all. And you know you can trust the fourth born for a comfortable presence if you ever need to take a break from the brothers.

| Masterlist |

The Worlds Fakest Smile.

Hamish Linklater as Jeb Magruder in Gaslit.

i think me falling back into my 2014-2015 obsessions is something so therapeutic. the chokehold pastel goth/nymphet/vintage/tumblr grunge had on me-

In the wild, barely weaned, she’d have been living with her family—her sisters, her cousins, her aunts, and her mother—touching and nuzzling and rubbing and smelling and calling to each other almost constantly. Instead, after she landed at the zoo and for years after, she gave rides to the schoolchildren of New York and performed tricks, sometimes wearing a blue-and-black polka-dotted dress. Today, in her 50s and retired, she lives alone in a one-acre enclosure in a bleak, bamboo-shrouded Bronx Zoo exhibit called, without irony, “Wild Asia.”

This fall, on a day nearly barren of tourists, I rode through Wild Asia on a mostly empty monorail, the Bengali Express, over the Bronx River. “You’ll have no trouble spotting the next animal on our tour, the largest land mammal,” the tour guide said, dutifully reciting a script. “The lovely lady we’re meeting right here, her name is Miss Happy.” A few yards away, behind a fence of steel posts and cables enclosing a small pond, a stretch of grass, and a patch of compacted dirt—an exhibit originally named the “Khao Yai,” after Thailand’s first national park—Miss Happy stood nearly still and stared, slightly swaying, as she lifted and lowered one foot. Miss Happy has managed “to keep her wonderful figure in shape,” the guide said, as if she were describing a vain, middle-aged woman, and the zoo takes “very, very good care” of her: She receives “weekly pedicures and baths,” she said, as if this were an indulgence, the zoo a spa. The script did not mention that the pedicures are necessary to help prevent crippling and even fatal foot disease, a common consequence of captivity, since, in the wild, these animals, traveling in families, often walk many miles a day.

I rode the monorail again. Happy stood and swayed and stared and lifted and lowered her foot. Next year, maybe as soon as January, the New York Court of Appeals will hear oral arguments regarding a petition of habeas corpus that alleges that Happy’s detention is unlawful because, under U.S. law, she is a person. She is also an elephant."

Long but worth the read.

"The grey rain-curtain turned all to silver glass and was rolled back, and he beheld white shores and beyond them a far green country under a swift sunrise."

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WE WERE NEVER THE SAME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND

“Love

It’s beautiful

Marvelous

Wonderful

It’s the tingles in your arms and legs

It’s the touch of a hand against your skin

It’s a soft word or a listening ear

It’s a warm hug when you feel cold inside

Hate

Cold

Unfeeling

A darkness no one can explain

Evil thoughts swirling around your brain

It’s words poisoning the hearts of the innocent

It’s a wound that never mends itself

It’s jealously

It’s envy

Green and black are it’s preferred colors

It can hurt everyone and everything

It’s makes the sun not shine

It drains the color of flowers

And prefers thunderstorms

It can kill love but...

Love can also kill it

Love is a job you’ll happily take because you know the work is worth it

Hate is a job you want to leave as quickly as possible

What’s the difference between love and hate?

Love, in the end, defeats all evil

Hate cannot survive if love keeps going

Love can survive in spite of hate

Love can, in time, melt the bitterest hearts

After all, was it not love that destroyed death?” ~Poetry Anon

I love these so much 😭 thank you lvoe!

Commission for DL 😋