TRYING TO ENROL IN CLASSES AND ITS SAYING I CANT ENROL IN CLASSES I NEED. HELP

nice 

I’m so goofy my mom just kicked me out yall LMFAO I’m living with my grandma now purrr

what texture do u think troll grub bodies have id like tothink they have the texture of a nice fruit gummie

Susato Kazuma and Ryunosuke make me so emotional. Funny little girl and her big brothers

▪︎A HOLLOW MIND▪︎

this is meow meow ^^^ (they/them or none)

Wrt the Wholesome Dracula asker, you do see some bizarrely Puritan takes in the Vampire Fandoms™ nowadays from people you'd expect to hate everything about the media. As far as I can tell, a lot of them got into the media before they got the Puritan Brainworms, but instead of giving either up, they just end up in this decreasing detached-from-canon/reality state by reinterpreting it in a way that fits their morals. Because they, a Good Person™, could never have liked a Problematic Media™ *shrug*

It's so strange. Like...they're so close to the point (namely, fiction is not reality and your taste in fiction is not a 1:1 image of your actual morals). It feels like the world's weirdest version of that Spongebob driver's license conversation.

"Yes, you are a good enough person to recognize that stalking/violence/consent violations/whatever are Bad IRL! Yes, you like a piece of media and/or a ship that features one or all of them! So the takeaway here is...?"

"THIS MEDIA IS TOTALLY UNPROBLEMATIC, ACTUALLY!"

Sigh.

my cat laying in bed with me bc i was woken up abruptly rn (loud noises/family member banging at my door repeatedly),,, peak emotional support

(via ANIMALS CATS FEET - STICKERS Graphic T-Shirt Dress by NEW-YORK-STYLE)

Just imagine Yoongi grabbing you by the waist to bring you closer to him, pressing your chests together, as you walk by him. He looks at you, gaze flicking from your lips to your eyes as he slowly licks his lips. His warm breath breaks on your skin and tiny shivers run down your spine, goosebumps popping up all over your body. One of his hand softly roams up your body making its way up to slide around your neck whilst he bites down his bottom lip, staring at your lips, slowly releasing it from his teeth's grip before he draws you in by the neck and crush his lips on yours. He tightens the grip he has on your hip as he sinks his teeth into your lips to make you open your mouth and slip his tongue in. You moan into the kiss, knees getting weak. You're about to slide your hands down his back to take a handful of his ass when he pulls away leaving you gasping for air and on fire. Licking his lips again he just walks away, a little smirk on his face and a semi hard in his pants.

absolutely devastated to inform the moots that i did indeed watch the 2 obi-wan eps and thought they were poggies

The 2022 little red corvette live show remaster is driving me insane

When Fates Cross Paths

TY TO @aki-ra-me for always hearing out my ideas and helping me bring them to life w your beta-ing! ;_; As always please check them out if you love Mass Effect hehe <3

Summary:  In 2183, Thane returns to the Citadel for the first time since Irikah's death. His intention: begin the preparations for his death in the form of a lockbox for Kolyat. He never could have expected that his appointment with the volus banker would coincide with the appointment of the first human spectre. Even more, how she would change his life.

A prequel based fic.

Pairing: f!shrios

Genre: angst (?),

Words: ~12k

Warnings: Blood, death, violence.

AO3 Link

“Sere Krios.” 

His foot hovered inches above the step.

“You have one remaining charge of assault on your profile.” 

A gun clicked behind him, its barrel silent to his back.

“I must request you pay the fine of 20,000 credits, or I will be forced to deny you entry.”

Assault. Is that what they called it?

Watering eyes blurred the omnitool screen when he paid the charge. Not from any serious threat or concern for his life– a single mech with a pistol couldn’t take out a hanar, let alone an assassin as skilled as him. No, he owed the trembled in his fingers to…

His knuckles screamed with the split of his scales but he had long gone deaf with fury. The walls, red beneath the lights, failed to obscure the sheer amount of purple blood he had painted it with.

The source: a Turian assassin, jaw snapping wildly between his hands.

“Fuck is wrong with you!”

“You’re responsible. You received credits in exchange for her blood.”

“Yeah” he chokes out. His mandibles are so fragile under Thane’s thumbs. “I’m a fucking assassin you damn lizard.”

“You’re a thug.”

His laugh is like metal in a garbage disposal, gurgling while one green hand palms for his fringe, the other digging into rubbery neck.

“Hell does that make you?”

anyway i just want to say that i love obi-wan kenobi 

ranking my desire for genshin characters i don't currently have