this trend of random kinky tumblr blogs liking or reblogging my personal posts has to stop 😐

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I'm self aware enough to go 'Haha this is the kind of thing I only do in dreams!' but not self aware to put two n two together and realize Im asleep just self aware enough to Stop doing it

i have naked by doja cat playing on repeat in my head and it’s rly a whole mood 👀

I miss this kitty. He was so sweet and snuggly and wild and adorable

New Release: Black Cat Biscuit - The Way It Is

  Black Cat Biscuit – The Way It Is   Black Cat Biscuit – The Way It Is Format: CD Label: Naked Release: 2022 Release datum: 13 mei, 2022 “”The Way It Is” is zowel de titel als het motto van dit album. Dit is hoe Black Cat Biscuit naar het leven kijkt. Beleef een lach, zie een traan, deze nummers zijn echt en uit ons leven gegrepen. Net daarom is dit album op de traditionele manier opgenomen:…

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Submerging into the Cattanooga Cheese Explosion of Pedigreed Bull

(with the usual Appy Polly Loggies to @chgreenblatt, Mike Curb, Hanna-Barbera Productions and Capt. Billy's Whiz Bang in its zenith as "America's Magazine of Wit, Humour and Filosophy," to quote from the title page of early issues)

[Mise en scene: On some second-rate country road heading to some back-country divin' hole spring for a session of some serious diving as finds the feline quartet--and Teeny Tim, Kitty Jo's pet hound--wearing but themselves essentially. For some reason, Teeny Tim can't help but giggle in a manner unlikely to be confused with the legendary snickering of a certain Muttley over what lies ahead.]

COUNTRY, doing a final review of procedures: Uh, Scoots, when we get to the spring, will you make sure we have the diving gear to hand for what lies ahead?

SCOOTS: Even if it's mostly one-piece mask/snorkel combis and dive fins, which seem to be the norm of late in our diving?

COUNTRY, somewhat hesitantly: Yes, Scoots.

KITTY JO: As a matter of fact, it'll primarily be mask/snorkel and fins for our diving today ... especially with a diving platform about mid-spring that we can pull off a few dives from. And I assume Teeny Tim is all enthused as well, am I right there?

[Whereupon Teeny Tim nods his head in agreement.]

GROOVE, going into rhyme: Believe you me, a couple of dives are sure to help you feel alive!

[Laughter all around as the spring comes into sight. Country starts parking the Son of Gashopper in an improvised parking lot of sorts, and before long all the Cats start getting ready for the diving day by essentially taking off their clothes and getting their dive gear on ... I assume you can guess the rest.]

Onward unto the Cattanooga Cheese Explosion of Pedigreed Bull, and then some

(with Appy Polly Loggies unto @chgreenblatt, Mike Curb, Hanna-Barbera Productions and Capt. Billy's Whiz Bang, as per usual)

[Mise en scene: A "divin' hole" spring somewhere in Florida, which finds the Cattanooga Cats doing a diving video, not necessarily of a musical sort. As it turns out, no less than Wally Gator "himself" is in on the action, even as underwater photographer.]

WALLY GATOR, enthused and more: If I may just say so myself, I find it rather unusual to have a band like the Cattanooga Cats doing some diving in these parts!

KITTY JO, more or less explaining: I admit it's mainly "bucket list" schtick, but growing up, I couldn't help but admit there were times when the cats of the neighbourhood were fond of taking to the local swimming hole and pulling off challenges to see who could dive to the bottom and all that.

COUNTRY, trying to be modest about it: I do have to acknowledge where I dated Kitty Jo numerous times doing some skinny dipping in the swimmin' hole back in the holler ... and I have to admit some of the most interesting times of my younger days were in swimming and diving attempts with Kitty Jo!

KITTY JO, adding some excitement: And can you imagine how many times Country actually dived to the bottom of that swimmin' hole?

WALLY GATOR, caught off his guard: More than I could imagine, don't you know!!

SCOOTS, trying not to be too emo: I must admit myself that it was by a swimmin' hole near my parents' farm one summer when my momma had a nervous spell as required being out of the house on occasion to help her along--a rather warm summer, at that--that I found some release in diving. Not to mention the romantic side of things by way of one Amy Catline; boy, I could just recall the first time I learned the sheer magic of sexual release by the shores of that swimmin' hole, followed by quite a wonderful sort of swim!

WALLY GATOR, just curious: Uh, could we have this Amy Catline feline come along?

[At any rate, we find Amy Catline, the ur-Madonna to Scoots, coming in and getting ready out of friendship to join in on the dive.]

WALLY GATOR: Seeing where this spring is a rather remote one, would it be too much to suggest we just wear ourselves underwater for the most part?

[Laughter most amusing all around]

COLUNTRY: I do happen to admit just wearing yourself underwater can't help but feel so refreshing....

GROOVE, getting in his quarter: Not to mention relaxing!

[Chuckling all around]

WALLY GATOR, getting things finalised: At any rate, then, let's get the camera checked here and we'll definitely get diving, don't you know!

[You can just imagine the sheer and utter release of resistance as ensues when the Cattanooga Cats "themselves" take to some freediving, as filmed by Wally Gator, with a soundtrack of corny country insturmental music.]

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i need to be dragged back down to earth more, means less mistakes. my ego should shrink a little, i’ve been too right for too long

every time i take the cats to the vets and they get shaved i'm so offended on their behalf. naked and for what!

something abt uro strokes my petplay kink like no other

tag   drop.   misc.

𝖎.  —  musing.  ❝  my mother’s child sings heathen songs in the light of the moon  * 𝖎.  —  introspect.  ❝  creativity is the highest form of intelligence  * 𝖎.  —  visuals.  ❝  you laugh like a little girl and inside you think like a martyr  * 𝖎.  —  headcanon.  ❝  look for omens in the faces of cats & falling of feathers  * 𝖎.  —  meta.  ❝  i want to be the girl with the most cake  * 𝖎.  —  body img.  ❝  to name a body and mark its flesh  * 𝖎.  —  desires.  ❝  naked robber walks off with candy  * 𝖎.  —  wardrobe.  ❝  and she wears gossamer as finely as any cloth  * 𝖎𝖎.  —  ooc.  ❝  currently dissociating into the astral plane  * 𝖎𝖎.  —  answers.  ❝  if you’re cuter monsters won’t hit you as hard  * 𝖎𝖎.  —  crack.  ❝  do you have a healing spell jessie they ask but oh my god she has airpods on  * 𝖎𝖎.  —  starter.  ❝  the story of becoming a hero the hard way  * 𝖎𝖎.  —  reply.  ❝  it does not heal today; maybe tomorrow  * 𝖎𝖎.  —  queue.  ❝  to alpha and alpha we trek til homeward bound we be  *

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