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  • im-the-jackie-gaytona
    29.05.2022 - 7 hours ago

    Is Nandermo Canon Yet?

    29/05/2022: No

    #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #what we do in the shadows #wwdits
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  • natjennie
    29.05.2022 - 9 hours ago

    hiii I just posted some of a nandermo piece I've been writing foreverrrr on ao3 (here) if u wanna check that out. it's just a chunk of a work that is still in progress but idk I figured I'd hammered that part out enough to post on its own. have fun :)

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  • diamondcitydarlin
    28.05.2022 - 13 hours ago

    lol guillermo's already just about lost his mind over nandor even intimating that he might get engaged to someone else, yall really think he's not gonna go swinging through the roof, stakes ablazin, of any wedding Nandor has that isn't with him the same way he did to the vampire theater?? This guy that never lets go of or been normal and fine about anything is suddenly going to be fine and normal about this?? if he genuinely didn't care about it and it made sense that would be not only a 180 heelturn on his character, they'd have to do some heavy lifting writing-wise to make it plausible and for what really

    #nandermo #lol the wording is meant to be comical #but i am trying to make a point!! here!! #wwdits spoiler#wwdits spoilers
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  • anxietycheesecake
    28.05.2022 - 15 hours ago

    My theories on the plots of the season 4 episodes

    I'm writing these based not only on the episodes titles, but also the leaks. If you haven't seen all of the leaks and wish to be kept in the dark till it comes out, first of all I congratulate you on your strenght, but most of all STOP READING NOW

    Episode 1

    Pretty self-explanatory. We're here to meet again and catch up. I have no idea how Nandor and Guillermo will act around each other, but I know next episode they're back on their bullshit, so they either talk things through or go to their default mode with little to none resistance.

    Definitely Laszlo and Colin Robinson. He's going to grow up faster than a regular child. We'll be reminded of the nature vs nurture question and also the mess that is the house now.

    Nadja either was tricked/kicked out the council or found it so unfulfilling she resigned. I think we'll see her struggle with herself a bit here. And of course, she'll have to kill her husband. Maybe the idea of her life-long dream (???) of opening a nightclub will be introduced here. It can't take longer than the next one.

    Episode 2

    The dijnn leak already revealed everything. Nandor's wives are brought back and he decides to keep Marwa, his favorite. I predict she'll be over-the-top sweet and perfect, an in-and-out presence in the corner, but I'm excited to see more of her. Meanwhile, Laszlo tries to raise Colin Robinson to be less boring. He must be 4-5 human years by now.

    Episode 3

    Nadja opens her nightclub. Richie Suck is introduced. Meanwhile, Nandor and Guillermo take care of Nandor's penis in the boring way. No wonder Guillermo is not acting closeted slut about it, since he's got a beau back in London.

    Episode 4

    The vampires go to the night market where we meet lots of creatures we haven't seen before. Meanwhile, Guillermo goes to his family and all of them, whether they realize it or not, have slayer blood. I don't know how could they not have the vampires meet the family of slayers, but there are two possibilities: they either find a way to get them all together or they have something far more important in store. Maybe some revelation for Guillermo?

    Episode 5

    This is 100% the leak where they try to get Colin Robinson into a private school. He looks 9 at this point. Interesting how it comes right after the episode involving Guillermo's family, because the leak shows them "pretending" to be a family in order to impress the headmaster. Thematically relevant or am I being silly?

    Episode 6

    The episode involving the Pine Barrens, very self explanatory. It could involve the Jersey Devil. It could also be the episode Paul Simms told us would feel like the Jackie Daytona one, in the sense that it would make us go "am I really watching wwdits?" I say this because the rest feel very wwdits to me lmao

    Episode 7

    No clue. I'm going to take a risk and say it might be the episode where Nandor kind of bonds with Richie Suck and is confused with the relationship he has with his familiar. It's hard to say, though, because that could also be a b-plot for almost any episode before. Marwa did mention Nandor wanted to see his act at Nadja's club in ep 3, but that doesn't necessarily mean they know each other? It sounds to me like Nandor was a fan, because you can't fit the leak into neither ep 1 or 2. They must have met at Nadja's club. But I insist, their actual bonding has to be later (and remember how nice Nandor was to Guillermo in the Freddie leak? It'd make sense that he's trying to be kinder now that he saw how a vampire can go to shit without his familiar's support).

    If Nandor doesn't start thinking about re-marrying here, the proposal has to be a direct consequence of the next episode, unless it has already happened, which I doubt. Nandor just seems too focused on other things to be planning a wedding this early on.

    Episode 8

    OMG FREDDIE. Ok, so this is a bit strange to me, because I always thought he'd be earlier in the season. Guillermo has kept it a secret for so long, wow. I wonder if he's hiding it from us too, but it'd make sense, since he likes to keep his private life private.

    I do think this is the only episode we're having Freddie with us. But that's actually insane, because it means all of Guillermo's actions until episode 8 will be conditioned by the fact he has what he thinks is a normal human boyfriend. That explains not wanting to see Nandor's new dick when offered. So all through the season, he'll be honestly thinking he can have it all if he's careful enough. Of course this is the episode where he finds out, one way or another, he can't.

    I'm gonna laugh my ass off if, after becoming single again in the most miserable way, Guillermo is met with Nandor excitedly telling him his new-found love has inspired him to ask Marwa to marry him. I'll never be the same.

    I also think the pretzel leak is Nandor pretending to be senile to help Guillermo keep the appearances with his boyfriend.

    Episode 9

    I'm gonna be painfully honest here. Marwa's father is brought back. We saw Kayvan wearing what looks like traditional Persian wedding clothes. It's Nandor's wedding. Do I think it'll go ok? Fuck no. Marwa will be dead again or running off to live her best life a-la-Mary Bonnett right by the end, leaving Nandor heartbroken. The fact it's not even the last episode gives me so much hope. Don't worry, Marwa, I'm still going to simp for you. You can do better, leave Nandor to the ones who can't :)

    Episode 10

    Literally no clue. I'm scared.

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  • unbotheredgoose
    28.05.2022 - 16 hours ago

    I just finished watching wwdits

    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

    #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #laszlo cravensworth #nadja of antipaxos
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  • lordoftherazzles
    28.05.2022 - 16 hours ago

    I think I'm the only person I'd prefer than Guillermo wasn't it turned into a vampire at the end of the series, I've always liked the more human/vampire type dynamics, although in this case it's vampire/vampire hunter?

    I don't think you're alone, Anon!!

    I can see the appeal on both sides of the line, and I genuinely LOVE the vampire/slayer dynamic. Personally, I don't care which way they go with it so long as we get to see Nandor and Guillermo be HAPPY with one another. Genuinely, just...happy. Maybe it won't mean so much to Guillermo to become a vampire if he finds happiness with Nandor regardless of eternal life? We don't know what's going to happen going forward, so there are many possibilities!

    I just want them to be happy (and badass) together. <3 I am a girl of very few wants, and that is one of them haha.

    <3 Your preferences are valid and I applaud them - and would be more than happy to see things stay that way, just as I would be happy to see them live together forever.

    #raz answers#anon asks #i just want nandermo together #that's all i want in from this show #<3 i love them
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  • his-heartguard
    28.05.2022 - 17 hours ago

    I think I already saw this hot take so if y'all know who called it first hmu.

    Calling it now; "The Wedding" is going to be between The Baron and The Sire. Guillermo and/or Nandor are going to be groomsmen, the hellhound will be the ring bearer, Nadja and Laszlo will be in attendance with baby Colin Robinson, though I'm not sure if either one would be the officiant. Likely the Guide would do it.

    There will be hijinks. The Baron and/or the Sire will get nervous and think about getting cold feet, their respective best men (again, Guillermo and Nandor) will talk them out of running by explaining their own perspectives on love and that yes, it can be scary sometimes, but if the grooms really love each other then it will work out in the end. After they calm down, there will be some friendly elbowing and eyebrows from the grooms towards Guillermo and Nandor about knowing these things from experience, whose this special person in their life that they know all of this from, hmm? Cue blushes and denials.

    There's going to be jokes about the best men getting together after the reception as is tradition. They might actually follow through with it (please God), and if so, fade to black ending, next episode "Memories" is about how Guillermo and Nandor first met (someone else definitely called that one already). We don't get to see the actual aftermath until next season as per the cliffhanger status quo set up by the last three seasons.

    ...please add on that's as far as my creativity stretches.

    #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #wwdits season 4 #please god let us have this one #just let the boys be happy together #amen
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  • mistery-elijah
    28.05.2022 - 23 hours ago

    guys help I can’t tell if they’re setting us up for guillermo and nandor to be a thing or if we’re being queerbaited again or if im reading into things too much it’s prolly not queerbait because taika is making it but just wanna make sure BECAUSE IT FEELS PRETTY GAY BUT

    #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #oh that’s the ship name? #that’s horrendous #I like it
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  • sapphicshayla
    28.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Sorry that almost all the sex scenes in Bloodlust so far involve Guillermo on his hands and knees I write from my own experiences xoxo

    #nandermo#wwdits #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #bloodlust
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  • im-the-jackie-gaytona
    28.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Is Nandermo Canon Yet?

    28/05/2022: No

    #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #what we do in the shadows #wwdits
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  • serendipitouscontaminant
    28.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    The Stable World Collapses, Chapter 11: The Burn

    Story Summary: Nandor is a vampire who’s been the pet (good for hunting and, well, sometimes other things) of a family of slayers for 170 years. Guillermo’s the talented but lonely slayer who ends up with Nandor when Nandor’s master decides he doesn’t want him anymore. There are some ups and downs.

    Chapter 11 is now up!

    Chapter Summary: Nandor gets into trouble. (Not with Guillermo.)

    #re stable world #wwdits#wwdits fic#nandermo fic#my fic #hello i am back!!! #and psyched!!! #hope you enjoyyyy #anyway tell me i'm pretty and by that i mean tell my writing it is pretty and by that i mean--
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  • thats-entirely-too-much-tuna
    28.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    WWDITS S4 Episode Title Predictions

    Okay, okay, okay. As you may know, TV Time dropped the episode titles for the fourth season of What We Do in the Shadows. Now, TV Time is often less than accurate with these things, but given what we already know about this season based on interviews, press releases, leaks, etc., I think there's a strong chance that these titles are actually legit. So naturally, I did what any normal consumer of media would do and spent hours writing predictions based on this new information.

    For reference, here are the episode titles:

    And here, below the cut, are my predictions:

    Guillermo has been acting as Nadja's bodyguard while she serves on the Supreme Worldwide Vampiric Council. I've seen some people questioning his decision to remain with Nadja as opposed to tracking down Nandor, but I think Guillermo assumed Nandor would wait for him at the train station, and was deeply hurt when he realized this wasn't the case. He probably spent his time in the crate trying to convince himself that Nandor knew something had gone wrong, that he knew Guillermo would never abandon him unless he'd been incapacitated somehow, that he was out there looking for him, that at any moment the crate lid would open and he'd see his master's face smiling down at him. But then Guillermo arrives in England and learns that Nandor is already halfway around the world, and he just can't deal with his hopes being dashed anymore, so he decides to wipe the slate clean and stay in England with Nadja. And then he meets this cute British guy.

    Guillermo has been acting as Nadja's bodyguard while she serves on the Supreme Worldwide Vampiric Council. I've seen some people questioning his decision to remain with Nadja as opposed to tracking down Nandor, but I think Guillermo assumed Nandor would wait for him at the train station, and was deeply hurt when he realized this wasn't the case. He probably spent his time in the crate trying to convince himself that Nandor knew something had gone wrong, that he knew Guillermo would never abandon him unless he'd been incapacitated somehow, that he was out there looking for him, that at any moment the crate lid would open and he'd see his master's face smiling down at him. But then Guillermo arrives in England and learns that Nandor is already halfway around the world, and he just can't deal with his hopes being dashed anymore, so he decides to wipe the slate clean and stay in England with Nadja. And then he meets this cute British guy.

    Meanwhile, I feel like Nandor is going through quite the opposite emotional arc. He's devastated when he gets on the train, thinking that Guillermo has stood him up, but then he hears that the whole thing was Laszlo's fault! Guillermo would've met him at the train station, had he not been crated against his will! What a relief! Now Nandor can enjoy the rest of his travels knowing that when they eventually reunite, he and Guillermo can pick up right where they left off.

    Nadja has been desperate to make something of her eternal life, and she goes to England thinking that serving on the Supreme Worldwide Vampiric Council is the answer. We know, however, that this only lasts a year, so my guess is that her role on the council is ultimately unfulfilling, or that she isn't taken seriously by the other members. Whatever the reason, she decides to return to Staten Island.

    Laszlo has spent the year trying to raise Baby Colin and allowing the house to fall into utter disrepair.

    4x01 - Reunited

    What it says on the tin! Nandor returns from his travels, Guillermo and Nadja come back from England (with Freddie in tow, apparently) and they all reunite with Laszlo and Baby Colin at the now-dilapidated house. This is almost definitely the episode with the leaked Nandor/Guillermo/Freddie scene (read: Nandor realizes that Guillermo has moved on and he's like THIS IS FINE 🙃). This might also be the episode with the pretzel scene (read: Guillermo kicks everyone out of the house in order to assess the damage and clean what little he can, so Nandor decides to be SUPER SUPPORTIVE of his BODYGUARD'S RELATIONSHIP by taking his NEW BUDDY out for a FUN NIGHT of HUMPING PRETZELS).

    4x02 - The Lamp

    Nandor is heartbroken over Guillermo and in denial about it, so when he happens upon a lamp with an ancient genie inside, he decides to revive all of his dead wives in an attempt to find the perfect spouse. This will be the episode with Djinn, Marwa (the woman Nandor will ultimately become engaged to), and a whole bunch of other wives. There will surely be some kind of wife montage, and it will be hilarious. Bonus points if one of the malewives hits on Guillermo and Nandor gets uncomfortable.

    4x03 - The Grand Opening

    In this season, according to the press release, "Nadja finally realizes her dream of opening the hottest vampire nightclub in the Tri-State Area." This is the episode where that happens. Richie Suck and Tom will be involved.

    4x04 - The Night Market

    Now, this one is particularly intriguing! The press release states that one of the episodes takes place in a secret supernatural night market, which absolutely tracks. But we also know that 4x04 is the episode where Guillermo's family will be introduced, and Paul Simms says that this will happen "in a way that makes [Guillermo] very anxious. We’ll learn that if he has Van Helsing DNA, then so does the rest of his family even though they might not realize it themselves." We've also been told that this season will include the show's most ambitious episode in terms of their depiction of supernatural creatures, and for my money, this is that episode. Listen, I'm not saying that there'll be an accidental massacre at the secret supernatural night market... but there might be an accidental massacre at the secret supernatural night market.

    4x05 - Private School

    This is going to be the episode where Laszlo tries to get Colin into private school (aka the episode with the leaked Headmaster Warren scene). It's probable that Colin will have rapidly aged into a precocious kid by this point.

    4x06 - Pine Barrens

    Okay, I have a LOT of thoughts about this one. The press release said that, amongst other locations, this season would take us to the Jersey Pine Barrens. I did some digging, and according to folklore, the Jersey Pine Barrens are home to a legendary creature known as the Jersey Devil. But don't take my word for it! Listen to what Wikipedia has to say about this guy:

    The creature is often described as a flying biped with hooves, but there are many variations. The common description is that of a bipedal kangaroo-like or wyvern-like creature with a horse- or goat-like head, leathery bat-like wings, horns, small arms with clawed hands, legs with cloven hooves, and a forked tail. It has been reported to move quickly and is often described as emitting a high-pitched "blood-curdling scream".

    Sounds like prime WWDITS material to me.

    Another thing this show loves is a pop culture reference, and in my research, I learned that the eleventh episode of the third season of The Sopranos is entitled Pine Barrens, and that it's widely regarded not only as one of the best episodes in the show's history, but as one of the best TV episodes ever made (it's also the first episode that Steve Buscemi directed!). The plot surrounds Paulie and Chris getting lost while attempting to dump a body in the Pine Barrens, and their dynamic in this episode is one of the reasons it's so acclaimed.

    Now, I'm just spitballing here. But what if Guillermo is running out of places to bury/dump bodies, so he decides to head out to the Pine Barrens (knowing this show, he could literally come up with the idea because he's been watching S3 of The Sopranos). Nandor doesn't want him to go because he's heard horrific stories about the Jersey Devil. Guillermo's like, "I'm a badass vampire slayer, I'll be fine." Nandor isn't convinced, so he decides to bodyguard the bodyguard and accompany him. They immediately get lost and have a terrifying run-in with the Jersey Devil (bonus points if he's voiced by Steve Buscemi). At some point, when they fear all is lost, Guillermo and Nandor share a Moment of Tension™️ or perhaps even an adrenaline-fueled kiss (though if I had to guess, I’d say the kiss won’t happen until Ep 8). And then Nandor probably remembers he's a fucking vampire, so he grabs Guillermo and flies the two of them out of the Pine Barrens and everything ends up being fine. But uh-oh! They shared a moment! And now there's tension! Guillermo has a boyfriend! Nandor is engaged! How can they possibly resolve this?!

    4x07 - Go Flip Yourself

    By this episode, I think Nadja's nightclub will be so successful that the gang can finally afford to renovate the house. But the episode is called Go Flip Yourself, which suggests that they'll decide to renovate it, sell it, and upgrade to a bigger house now that Nandor is getting married and Freddie seems to be sticking around. In any case, this will be the "pipes and a new drywall" episode.

    4x08 - Freddie

    Chewing glass, I am chewing glass. This episode has to be a direct parallel to Gail, right? Like, okay, Nandor is gearing up for his wedding, but he can't stop thinking about Guillermo, and it's not because of their undeniable chemistry and sexual tension, no, something just seems off about that Freddie guy, and it's not that Nandor is jealous, no, he's literally about to get married to Marwa, he's definitely not jealous, he just wants the best for his Guill--uh, that is to say, his bodyguard and oh my shitting fuck, don't look now, but is that Freddie trying to make off with those priceless ancient artifacts????? Fucking guy.

    TLDR: I will place money on the fact that Guillermo never learned Freddie's last name.

    Edit: @lord-of-the-ducks reminded me of what I like to call the Episode 8 Nandermo Pattern (the parking lot explosion in Citizenship, the break-up and make-up in Collaboration, The Wellness Center…) so there is zero doubt that this episode will be Nandermo-heavy. Can y’all imagine if they have their first kiss in this episode? The episode before Nandor’s wedding?? The episode that’s clearly meant to parallel Gail??? The potential emotional mileage is off the dang charts.

    4x09 - The Wedding

    Wedding episode!!! Okay, so. Nandor is all set to marry Marwa. His heart's not really in it, but he's trying to convince himself it's the right move. Besides, Guillermo was in a relationship up until very recently, and if Freddie hadn't turned out to be an artifact smuggler, they'd probably still be together. Guillermo made his choice, and now Nandor's making his.

    Meanwhile, Guillermo's relationship is over, and he's... relieved? He'd been wracked with guilt over his feelings for Nandor, but now Freddie is out of the picture, and he has nothing to feel guilty about anymore. Because Guillermo knows what Nandor looks like when he's in love, and that's not the way he looks at Marwa. And Marwa's probably still a little miffed about being unceremoniously yanked back to life after 700-odd years of peace and quiet. So when Nandor and Marwa are standing at the altar and the officiant (it might be Laszlo, but imagine the angst potential if it's Guillermo himself) asks if anyone objects to their union, Guillermo doesn't feel anything but absolute certainty when he stands up and tells Nandor he's in love with him.

    I think it's more likely that the wedding will be called off rather than Guillermo taking Marwa's place, but regardless, Marwa will be graciously sent back to the dead (or given her own agency beyond marrying this ridiculous man who never once stopped making eyes at his bodyguard), and Nandermo will be canon at last!

    4x10 - Memories

    In the season finale, I think Nandor will finally honor his promise to turn Guillermo into a vampire. His word is his bond, after all. But first, they'll spend a day doing all of Guillermo's favorite human things one last time. Or checking off all the things on Guillermo's bucket list that he won't be able to do once he's a vampire. Or maybe, to quote a favorite pirate captain of mine, a pretty solid mix of both! Either way, this episode will be centered around making memories, hence the title.

    But alas, we have been reliably informed by Mr. Guillén himself that this season will end on a cliffhanger! So what's going to happen? Here are a few of my current predictions:

    a) Nandor turns Guillermo, and the last moment of the season is Guillermo's vampire eyes snapping open

    b) Nandor attempts to turn Guillermo, but Guillermo's skin is impervious to vampire fangs

    c) Nandor attempts to turn Guillermo and everything appears to be going smoothly, but then Guillermo either has a horrible reaction to drinking vampire blood, or simply won't wake up

    d) Nandor attempts to turn Guillermo and everything appears to be going smoothly, but then Nandor has a horrible reaction to drinking slayer blood

    e) Nandor attempts to turn Guillermo, but his slayer blood interacts with the vampire blood in such a way that he becomes something... else (no idea what, I just think this is a fun and spicy take)

    Anyway, those are my thoughts, but this is an entirely collaborative effort, so please feel free to chime in if you have anything to add! I'm having so much fun trying to put the pieces of this vampiric jigsaw puzzle together.

    #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo#wwdits spoilers #what we do in the shadows spoilers #wwdits leak
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  • parttimesarah
    28.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Yep, I’ll accept this…

    #wwdits theory time #wwdits fx#wwdits #what we do in the shadows fx #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless
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  • lesbianlotl
    28.05.2022 - 1 day ago
    #ppl on twitter so out of the loop 🙄 #im jk its just funny to see all these twitter ppl scrambling when tumblr ppl know half the plot already (supposedly) #im all for guillermo having a boyfriend that isnt nandor btw. like its ok to me if nandermo isnt endgame #i just think its cool that we get a fat gay hispanic character that is seen as desirable and gets a partner. u kno #wwdits leaks #lotl.txt
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  • dunkaroosandglitter
    28.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Tbh if the wedding involves Nandor or Guillermo as a groom (im still baron and sire but the ep names have me thinking) i hope its Guillermo marrying whomever, Freddie whatever.

    Cuz u know Nandor would be a jealous bitch to rival Stede (re Calico Jack) and i very much want to see that. Itd be like the Celeste ep times a thousand

    #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo
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  • im-the-jackie-gaytona
    27.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Is Nandermo Canon Yet?

    27/05/2022: No

    #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #what we do in the shadows #wwdits
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  • suicidal-blueberry-muffin
    27.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    <3 when ur finally alone so u can listen to ur headphones at max volume while u pace around imagining scenes <3

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  • incorrectquoteswwdits
    27.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    WHAT IF IN MEMORIES SOMEONE LOSES THEIRS?!

    WE HAVE A GENIE/DJINN (basically) CONFIRMED GUYS

    Nandor or Guillermo wishes something like “I wish I could forget you!” Or something like that and what if the Djinn takes away their memory ??!!

    #Nandermo#wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #wwdits spoilers#WWDITS s4
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  • dunkaroosandglitter
    27.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Well lets be honest: if they dont canon nandermo after those ep titles they better hide cuz the gays will riot

    #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo
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  • the99thfanboy
    27.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    I’m gonna need a few days to process this

    #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits season 4 #nandermo #?
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