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  • therapardalis
    25.04.2022 - 1 mont ago

    [Naughty Rumour Meme from @brassandblue​‘s Arthur (Because we know it’s him!).]

    Rumor has it Thera has a thing for edible wax! ------------

    “Not since I watched ‘Night At The Museum’.

    Also ... really, Arthur? Really? All those years of Roman occupation, and that’s the best you’ve got?”

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  • therapardalis
    24.04.2022 - 1 mont ago

    [Naughty Rumour Meme from ‘Anonymous’.]

    I’ve heard you like to keep the bed warm for a general. ------------

    “Not entirely true.” There’s a pause, just a quick one, to guess if someone thinks he’s being slick or absolutely knows he isn’t.

    “I’ll keep the General warm wherever he happens to be!”

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  • therapardalis
    24.04.2022 - 1 mont ago

    [Naughty Rumour Meme from Anonymous.]

    Heard you like to spit rather than swallow. ------------

    “OK, that’s just a bit tacky - pardon the pun. Either’s a valid choice depending on the circumstances, but personally ... if I’m comfortable pushing the matter that far in the first place, I’m good to deal with the result.”

    A pause, and tip of her head, “Although on the subject, what about the guys who flinch at kissing you afterward?”

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  • therapardalis
    24.04.2022 - 1 mont ago

    [Naughty Rumour Meme from Anonymous.]

    I've heard you're a pillow princess. ------------

    “Ooh, I’ve earned a slang term? Does this mean I’ve ‘made it’ in the current century?!”

    Her eyes are bright, along with a smile; as far as those terms go, she’s been called far worse. “I’m not sure who started that one, but it was obviously someone who’s, you know, never actually bedded me. But please, let the rumour run free - it helps weed out the cowards before we start.”

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  • therapardalis
    11.04.2022 - 1 mont ago

    //Not going to reblog it here cos I'm on mobile and can't readmore, but ...

    NSFW Headcanon prompts, anyone?

    #smutterday prompts #enn ess eff double u #naughtylist
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  • therapardalis
    24.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    [Sex and Romance HC meme from @honorhearted​.]

    💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? ------------

    Answering for Main!verse.

    💦 (Keep in mind that for this verse we’re talking the equivalent of 19BC here) 16 and 3 months(ish). To Padrok, a young man several months older who she had known since they were toddlers, and who she thought she would one day be bonded to (that part didn’t work out). Neither of them really knew what they were doing, but managed to fumble their way along.

    👍 A mixed bag. Being who she is and approaching relationships as she does, she tends to know the person and like/be friends with them before either of those options is well received. She doesn’t accept dates from people she doesn’t know (eg, pick-ups in bars) and isn’t likely to ask someone until she’s sure they understand where she’s coming from.

    💗 Short(er) answer; yes. She thought she was in love with Padrok, probably was in the ‘puppy’ kind of way, but once that fell apart she was much more cautious. The next time was in Greece after she became a Guardian, but he was a god and that didn’t especially end well either.

    The thing with Thera is that she can’t usually be ‘in love’ for the ‘all our lives, married and kids’ way, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t love. She does, fully and ferociously - but for her to act on it there has to be a mutual understanding and acceptance that in the end she can’t give everything other people might.

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  • wytchhbytch
    30.12.2021 - 4 monts ago
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  • jvalentineinc
    26.12.2021 - 5 monts ago

    Naughty list vibes ❤️‍🔥😈 Repost from @dirtydisco_ • On the naughty list for life ✨ I love @lizzierosemedia & her rainbow cloud jelly fish portal 🌈 #jvalentinefamily #naughtylist #happyholidays (at Lizzie Rose’s Rainbow Cloud) https://www.instagram.com/p/CX74325LZTC/?utm_medium=tumblr

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  • djpoolnet
    23.12.2021 - 5 monts ago

    Mastermix Grandmaster Warm Up - Christmas Vol. 2 Mastermix - Grandmaster Warm Up Christmas 2 (Continuous Mix) 104 1:18:21 01 Mistletoe - Justin Bieber 02 Little Drummer Boy - Destiny's Child 03 Naughty List - Liam Payne & Dixie D'Amelio 04 Glittery - Kacey Musgraves feat. Troye Sivan 05 Shake Up Christmas - Train 06 You Make It Feel Like Christmas - Gwen Stefani feat. Blake Shelton 07 Santa Tell Me - Ariana Grande 08 I’ll Be Home - Meghan Trainor 09 Sleigh Ride - Tamar Braxton 10 Wonderful Christmastime - Kylie Minogue with Mika 11 Happy Xmas War Is Over! - Miley Cyrus & Mark Ronson feat. Sean Ono Lennon 12 Only Thing I Ever Get For Christmas - Justin Bieber 13 Christmas In Hollis - Run-D.M.C. 14 Sleigh Ride - TLC 15 This Christmas - Christina Aguilera 16 Doggy Dogg Christmas - Snoop Dogg 17 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Justin Bieber 18 Christmas Love - Justin Bieber 19 Christmas Without You - OneRepublic 20 Love Me Like You (Christmas Mix) - Little Mix 21 Last Christmas - Carly Rae Jepsen 22 Christmas Wrapping - Kylie Minogue with Iggy Pop 23 One More Sleep - Leona Lewis 24 Let It Snow - Gwen Stefani 25 My Kind Of Present - Meghan Trainor 26 Here (For Christmas) - Lukas Graham 27 White Christmas - Michael Bublé feat. Shania Twain 28 Merry Xmas Everybody - Robbie Williams feat. Jamie Cullum 29 Christmas Tree Farm - Taylor Swift 30 Winter Wonderland/Here Comes Santa Claus (From ‘Pitch Perfect 2’) - Snoop Dogg & Anna Kendrick https://bit.ly/3mtVn2r #Christmas #ContinuousMix #Grandmaster #Mastermix #NaughtyList #SantaClausIsComingToTown #SleighRide #WarmUp #YouMakeItFeelLikeChristmas

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