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  • tinytinybumblebee
    25.05.2022 - 4 minutes ago

    Why do i feel like Fang enjoys when Iz wants his rattle? His beard isnt tugged and he still gets to see an adorable, happy baby

    Oh gosh yesss xD Fang knows that his beard is Izzy's favourite toy so when he sees Izzy's lil hands starting to go for the beard, Fang will just pull out the rattle, shaking it a small bit to change Izzy's attention to that instead.

    And it works like 9/10 times!

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  • itty-bitty-gold-jalebi
    25.05.2022 - 4 minutes ago

    ML Fandom Tropes I Dislike

    In salt fics, where Adrien is seen as, like, a “pushover” and basically just looks at Marinette with a Disappointed Stare and is crazy about getting together with her.

    When Tom and Sabine just, like, disown Marinette because of Lila.

    Marichat criminal fan fiction. I am writing one where Cat is a criminal, but he has a justified reason for being a criminal, and he doesn’t get with Marinette or anything (spoiler: he’s with Nino/Bubbler). Specifically, what I hate is the romanticize abuse and the OOC writing.

    Alya as Lila’s BFFF who thinks she’s an angel and is Dumber than Dumb itself. OOC!Alya basically.

    When fanfics say Marinette lives in Gotham and knows like 22 languages at the age of three. When my brother was three, he spoke violence. Be fucking realistic.

    Ones where Marinette just randomly forgives Chloe. This girl’s been bullying them all since they were 5. It’s not that easy, and I speak from experience.

    When Lila lies about her “DaMibOo”

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  • cookinguptales
    25.05.2022 - 6 minutes ago

    tsukinofaerii said: Why not? Lucy's clearly up for sharing.

    -----------

    No, no. Faerii, I simply cannot make any more sex jokes about Lucy. I’m too traumatized after yesterday.

    Last night I was telling my parents about my dear friend Jonathan’s exploits over dinner, as has been my recent custom, and... god, Dad made some dirty joke, I can’t remember exactly what it was...

    I think it was something like

    me: but honestly it sounds kind of like she’s into all of them
    dad: no, it sounds like she wants them all to be into her! *eyebrows*

    and, NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT, I say, “well, if any woman would be into pegging...”

    and my dad looks at me, dead in the eyes, and asks, “what’s pegging?”

    aND THAT’S WHEN I KNEW I HAD FUCKED UP

    and I’m too embarrassed to say anything for a second, like this is my dad, we are eating dinner and my mom tries to explain to him what pegging is but her explanation is incorrect, she has dramatically misunderstood the concept

    so then I slowly, painstakingly, have to explain to both of my parents what pegging is, which I guess was also my punishment for explaining to my parents what pegging is.

    🙃🙃🙃

    BONUS: me repeatedly babbling “it’s not even weird it’s common I wasn’t trying to confuse you I wasn’t even talking about a weird one” and my dad, all curiosity, going, “what are the weird ones?”

    #replies#dracula daily #staying with my parents as an adult has been... weird #my dad is certainly the TYPE to make dirty jokes but APPARENTLY he doesn't have the misspent youth to back them up #I however grew up in fandom #so
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  • hiddenwashpromo
    25.05.2022 - 7 minutes ago

    an established , appless , multifandom rp set in washington dc

    washington dc. the nation’s capital and to some, perhaps even the capital of the world and home to landmarks such as the library of congress, the smithsonian museum and the united states capitol building. it also is the current resident of the current sitting president of the united states.
                                         however, not everything is as it seems.

                                  welcome to washington !!

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  • headingalaxys-sweet
    25.05.2022 - 7 minutes ago

    🌟Some quick sketching to start the day. 🌟

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  • wazzuppy
    25.05.2022 - 9 minutes ago

    fandoms/interests

    this is a list of all the things i'm interested in! or at most if them i think????? i like a lot of things

    please note that i am critical of all of them, though certainly some more than others. if something listed is in bold and italics, it is my current hyperfixation. if it's listed in pink, it's one of my special interests!

    ace attorney

    animal crossing

    barbie

    big time rush (the show)

    cardcaptor sakura

    cells at work

    crash bandicoot

    demon slayer

    disney channel sitcoms

    don't starve

    ducktales

    ever after high

    fire emblem

    fashion

    haikyuu

    kagerou project

    kingdom hearts

    kirby

    madoka magica

    mario

    milgram

    mob psycho 100

    monkie kid

    monster high

    monthly girls nozaki-kun

    mushi-shi

    my hero academia

    my little pony

    ninjago

    pokemon

    precure & glitter force

    princess tutu

    sailor moon

    sanrio/san-x

    slime rancher

    sonic the hedgehog

    studio ghibli

    teenage mutant ninja turtles

    the legend of zelda

    the owl house

    tokyo mew mew

    total drama

    vocaloid

    yotsuba&!

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  • anakinskywalkerog
    25.05.2022 - 9 minutes ago

    Interviewer: Would you be open to doing a series with Vader as the main character?

    Hayden: Yeah…absolutely! This is a character that resonates in our culture in a profound way, and there’s certainly more there to explore. Like you said, there are so many other stories that have been told in these other mediums…and I would love to get to continue my journey with him.

    #praying for a vader series #hayden christensen #we need you #star wars#anakin skywalker #star wars prequels #obi wan kenobi #obi wan and anakin #anakin#ewan mcgregor #obi wan show #star wars fandom #sw fandom#sw prequels #star wars anakin #kenobi#kenobi series#darth vader #star wars comics #star wars cast #vader#sw memes#sw fanart #star wars stills #hayden#disney#disney plus #star wars universe #kenobi press#showbi wan
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  • shikabaneren
    25.05.2022 - 10 minutes ago

    Crawling back to my comfort fandoms is kind of refreshing

    #stranger things#tokyo revengers #love these two fandoms #they changed my life and made me feel so happy
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  • speakswords
    25.05.2022 - 10 minutes ago

    update on me for anyone interested

    #im sick rn #and also still going through one of the hardest things in my life #it drags on and on with no end in sight #im holding up as ok as i can be #but daily life is still arduous for me rn #so if im acting any type of way thats why #and yeah im still planning to finish my unfinished stories #its just very hard to read & write love stories when ur going through the heartbreak of a lifetime #lol #thats all I'll say on that #im not ok but like . its ok #im alive im just not myself #i wanna be present on here bc it makes me happy but its also painful bc fandom cultures all about love. and love is why I'm hurting haha #anywho #ive been spending a lot of time on my other hobbies jsyk. like im not just wallowing i promise #gardening sewing drawing painting playing music writing music playin games takin nature walks collecting cool rocks im stayin busy #im alive. just not in the same way i have been in the past. ill be ok. and someday i WILL deliver on my promise to finish wtwmts.. #PLS DO NOT DM OR SEND ASKS ABT THIS i appreciate the thought but i dont wanna talk about it thank u for understanding!! ♥️ #just wanted to let everyone know where im at rn #also just a reminder that most of my blog runs on a long queue rn lol and i never tag anything so #just bc im ~actively posting~ doesn't ACTUALLY mean im online and actively posting its my queue. jsyk!!
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  • tis-i-spookie-pie
    25.05.2022 - 13 minutes ago

    Totally canon BSD scenes

    Where Dazai and Atsushi run into an unexpected individual and Atsushi reacts… interestingly…

    Atsushi: “… Why did you drag me along to go grocery shopping with you again?”

    Dazai: “Because I knew that menace Chuuya woudln’t come out on a day as busy as this and I didn’t feel like waiting in line by myself.”

    Atsushi: “I mean—“

    Akutagawa: “DAZAI! And… damn!t, Jinko!”

    Dazai: “Oh~? Hello Aku—“

    Atsushi: *hisses*

    Dazai and Akutagawa turn to stare at a shocked Atsushi who’s slowly turning red

    Atsushi: “I didn’t— I didn’t mean to… *sprints away furiously blushing out of embarrassment*”

    Dazai: “Hey Akutagawa, maybe you should start calling him Neko instead.”

    Totally canon BSD scenes - part 33

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  • mister-e-filman
    25.05.2022 - 14 minutes ago

    Miraculous: The Rise of Ladybug and Cat Noir

    Chapter 2

    Marinette walked out through the the entrance to the bakery which featured white walls with white rectangles slightly outset from the walls, outlined in gold. The windows were tinted dark black with capital letters in gold. Six of the windows (appearing in pairs) have a golden design, each depicting a peel, grains of wheat, and a croissant as the logo, the logo that she herself had designed when she was six, her first ever design, before that fateful day. In the center of two of these pairs was an arch window, outlined in white. Above each arch was a small rectangular clear window. The door was styled similarly to the outside walls, with the same black window, gold lettering, and white outline. Above the windows and door was a white overlap with ridges, gold lettering, and a black background. Since her home was located on 12 Rue Gotlib in the 21st arrondissement of Paris, she could just walk to school instead of taking the bus. Out on the street. Marinette came to a pedestrian crosswalk and tried to cross the street, but a car stopped her which made her let out an "Uff...", made her wait for the light to change.

    Marinette was just hoping that Chloé wouldn't be in her class this year, when she saw an old man crossing the street as a car was coming. He was about to be run over!

    She let out an "Uuuhhaawh?" as she lunged forward without thinking and grabbed him by his hand and dragged him onto the other side of the street, while dropping the box of macaroons onto the sidewalk in the process.

    "Thank you, miss. Oh dear, what a disaster!" the man exclaimed, as the macaroons got trampled on by pedestrians without noticing.

    "Don't worry, it's alright sir, I'm no stranger to disasters! Besides, there are still a few left over," Marinette said, then handed him a macaroon.

    He grabbed it and ate it, and said "Mmmh. Delicious!"

    "What's your name?" she asked him.

    "You can call me Mr. Chan." the old man said.

    "Nice to meet you, I'm Marinette" Marinette said, and smiled, just as the school bell rang,"Shit! I gotta go, or I'm gonna be late! Ah, bye, have a nice day, sir!" Marinette said, and ran towards the school.

    "She would make a good ladybug, but then her luck matches that of the black cats!" Master Fu thought to himself as he looked at the two mini boxes containing the two Miraculi, deciding which one to give her, he then smiled as he then picked up his cane and strolled past the bakery to his next location: Françoise Dupont.

    He then said softly, "Thank you very much, young lady."

    Meanwhile in Collège Françoise Dupont was tan with a slate blue cobblestone roof. The building was three stories tall with the front of the building having eight large arched windows, each slightly inset with a striped design above them. The steps leading up to the entrance door widened as they approach the sidewalk and vice versa towards the entrance. The double entrance doors were dark oak, with gray handles. Above the doors was a white banner with a red outline hanging down. Above the banner were four rectangular windows, a large circular window, and a smaller circular window on each side. Marinette almost tripped on the steps as she hurried into the school and through the central portion of the school which was an open-air courtyard. The entrance to the courtyard has a diagonal black and white checkerboard pattern, with a slate cream under this design. On either side of the entrance doors were a wooden bench and two chalkboards. Along one side wall of this area was a door leading to a utility room. The nurse's office, which a placard indicates is handicap-accessible, was located along the opposite side wall. The courtyard was made up of slate-gray concrete, with white lines painted on to make a basketball court. On either side of the courtyard was a basketball hoop hanging by a white rope. There was also a set of green metal stairs on either side of the courtyard, leading up to the second-floor rooms. Next to the stairs are green support pillars, supporting the platforms above.

    Marinette ran past Fred Haprèle and into Miss Caline Bustier's classroom which had pale brick walls, brown wooden baseboards, and a pale brown wooden floor. Large windows were on two parallel walls, one showing the courtyard within the school and the other showing the landscape outside the school.

    There were three doors to the room: one went into the school hallway, one was led up to by wooden stairs to the right of the chalkboard at the front wall, and a third was on the left of the back wall. The front wall of the classroom had a large chalkboard, and the other walls had maps attached to them.

    The front of the classroom included a chalkboard and desk with a chair and a computer for the teacher. The floor went up in levels across from the front of the classroom. Four wooden desks with attached benches, with enough room for two students each, were on each side of the leveled floor, with walkways running between them and on their sides, and brown flooring placed underneath them. There was a light red carpet under the desks. The back of the room was largely covered by wooden bookshelves well-stocked with a variety of different books.

    "Nino, why don't you have a seat in the front row this year?" Miss Bustier told him. Caline was tall and light-skinned with moderate vermilion hair, which she pulled back in a high bun, strong cyan eyes, thin light pink lips, and freckles. She was wearing a pale, light grayish cerulean jacket with a moderate opal collared shirt and a white undershirt beneath, along with a pair of white earrings and a small goldish white necklace. She also wore pants that matched her jacket and white high heel shoes. She stepped out of the classroom for a bit to go handle something.

    Nino Lahiffe got up as Marinette sat down, groaning from exhaustion. And then she heard her, the half American and half French girl that she saved 9 years ago; Chloé. Chloé was now a slender teenage girl of medium height. She had brilliant cobalt blue eyes, pale pink lips, and light honey blonde hair. Her hair was parted in the middle while pulled back into a high ponytail held in place by a white ponytail holder. She was wearing makeup; pale, light grayish cerulean eye-shadow, pale, light grayish brown lipstick, and a light scarlet blush. For accessories, she had a gold chain necklace, with a small gold disco ball, and white-rimmed sunglasses on her head. Chloé wore a sparkly brilliant yellow bolero that went halfway down her forearms with a light blue button on the left side and two pockets over a white shirt with black stripes around the chest running down to the bottom of the waist. The rest of her outfit includes white jean capris with a golden belt that had pyramid-shaped bumps and white dress shoes adorned with white bows with black lining and soles.

    "Marinette Dupain-Cheng!" Chloé said, and slapped her hand on the desk.

    "Ugh. Here we go again. What do you want Chloé" Marinette murmured tiredly, not wanting to put up with her today.

    "That's MY seat, come on, move!" Chloé fumed, expecting her to give it up, as per usual.

    "But Chloé, this has always been my seat for years, I personally don't see why I have to give it up now," Marinette retorted.

    "Not anymore! New school, new year, new seats!" Sabrina Raincomprix told her. Sabrina was a short fair-skinned slender teenage girl with chin-length brown hair that was styled in a bob-cut, strong cyan eyes, and light pink lipstick. And although she was wearing  a white headband and glasses with a grayish-brown and grey rim, and a purple and blue argyle vest, and underneath that, a white long-sleeved dress shirt with a very deep purple bow tied to the collar and had light blue shorts with a brown belt, black leggings with a dark blue argyle pattern, light arctic blue socks, and black hidden wedged-white sneakers, Marinette usually saw her wear a red knee-length dress with short puffed sleeves with a white frilled lace band, white frilled shoulders, a white half-apron with frilled edges, and a white trim, as well as wearing black stockings and black flats.

    "Hello to you too, Sabrina. So, where’s Alix?" Marinette said dryly.

    "Dropped out. Couldn’t stand their attitudes anymore," Alix Kubdel explained. She was a slender, short, and lean French-Arabic teenage girl with brilliant cerulean eyes and messy pink/red hair in a bob cut that was partially tied into a small ponytail on the right side. She was wearing a black cap with a black old English S logo that was outlined in white on the front. She wore a black long-sleeved, azureish gray shirt underneath a dark vermilion tank top. Each sleeve had a lime green scale patterned fabric snake, starting from her shoulders and coiling around her arms until their heads stop at her wrists. She also wore black jean shorts with pink stitching and black lace at the cuffs, black 1/2 hose length socks with two pink horizontal stripes, and black high top shoes with pink lace, black and lime green checkered sides with a wavy orange line over it, and white soles.

    "Whatever. You just couldn’t stand being near someone as godlike as Chloé, Alix," Sabrina retorted which made Marinette snicker.

    “'Godlike?' Oh, please! She’s the furthest thing from being a goddess, besides, I see that you’re still her personal slave," Alix mocked.

    "My daddy is the mayor just in case you didn’t know, so, I might as well be goddesslike," Chloé tried to explain.

    "It’s actually godlike, but hey, I’m all down for a woman of power, baby," Lê Chiến Kim flirted. He was a Vietnamese-French boy who was muscular and taller than the average student at school. He had olive skin and gray eyes. He had his hair, which was black with the ends dyed gold, styled into a sharp quiff. He was wearing a red, short-sleeved hoodie jacket with big front pocket and hoodie and some white outlines at certain places. On the front of the jacket, there was a white logo, which was a downward-pointing pentagon outline outside of a smaller, filled-in pentagon with a red corner and a star. He paired his top with navy blue track sweatpants, and red, white, and black sports shoes.

    "I’m charmed Kim, but I’m in the middle of something right now, however, I’ll get back to you, okay?" Chloé subtly flirted back.

    "Okay, you got it babe!" Kim said with a smile.

    "So anyways, now just go and sit over beside that new girl over there!" Chloé pointed at the new girl wearing glasses, she was a Martiniquan Creole-French girl with a curvaceous body. She had heart-shaped lips, grayish gold eyes, and a mole above her forehead. Her hair was wavy and reddish-brown ombre, growing slightly past her shoulders and having brilliant tangelo tips. She wore black horn-rimmed glasses, with a white spot on each side. Her outfit consisted of a white tank top underneath a short-sleeved plaid shirt with white, beige, orange, and purple stripes; light blue jeans, and white sneakers with black tops. She also wore brilliant crimson lipstick. "Listen to me carefully! Adrien's, arriving today, and since that's going to be his seat, I want to be near him, so this is going to be my seat. GOT IT?!" she finished as she was pointing at the seat next to Nino.

    Marinette just blinked in confusion before saying, "Who's Adrien?"

    It was Chloé's turn to blink, but this time in bewilderment before saying, "Am I dreaming?!" Both she and Sabrina then laughed. "Can you believe she doesn't know who Adrien is? What rock have you been living under?"

    Sabrina followed suit, "Yeah, get out of your cave, Marinette! He's only a famous model."

    "And I am his best friend. He adores me. So, you move… go on, move!" Chloé finished.

    "Well, it's not like the teachers are going to do anything about it anyways, they just would punish me because Chloé keeps on telling them threats that are empty all because the mayor can't close or cut off funding of the school but the school staff always fall for them," Marinette thought to herself.

    "Hey you! Who elected you the Queen of Seats?" the new girl spoke up.

    "Ooh! Look Sabrina! The new girl is trying to stand up to us, the little do-gooder! What are you gonna do, super newbie? Shoot lasers at me with your glasses?" Chloé sassed. The new girl rolled her eyes, "Wouldn't you like to know," she growled, then walked away and grabbed Marinette by the arm, dragging her away. "Come on," the new girl muttered.

    "Wait, I…" Marinette tried to say but tripped and fell, spilling all but one macaroon from the box. "Sorry, sorry, sorry..." Marinette apologized.

    Chloé laughed as Miss Bustier walked back into the classroom.

    "Is everybody here? Has everyone found a seat? Good, we’ll be able to start," she announced.

    "It’s good, relax, girl. It’s no big deal," the new girl assured.

    "Ah, I suck, I wish I can handle Chloé the way you do," Marinette said.

    "You mean the way Majestia does it!" the new girl said as she showed her a picture of Majestia on her phone. "She says the only thing that allows the forces of evil to triumph is the inaction of good people. Well that girl over there," she pointed at Chloé, "is evil, and we are the good people. So, we can't let her get away with it, because we don’t have the right to let it go!"

    "Well, that's easier said than done, plus, she’s not evil, she’s just complicated. She likes to make my life a living hell," Marinette explained.

    "That's because you let her, girl! You just need more confidence!" the new girl told her.

    Marinette smiled at her, and grabbed the last macaroon from the box, broke it in half, and gave one half to the new girl who smiled back while being introduced, "Marinette Dupain-Cheng."

    They ate their halves and the bell rings, signaling the start of the school day.

    "Alya Bella Césaire. And don’t mind the glasses, I couldn’t find my contacts today," Alya said.

    "It’s okay, I think they look great on you, Alya," Marinette told her.

    "Thanks, Marinette," Alya beemed.

    "Hey Chloé, I think 'queen' suits you just fine," Kim whispered.

    "Why thank you, Kim. You know, you could be my 'king' if you want," Chloé flirted.

    "More than happy to," Kim said happily.

    Both Alya and Marinette rolled their eyes just as Miss Bustier tried to get her class’s attention.

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  • sir-klauz
    25.05.2022 - 15 minutes ago

    As beautiful n kind as this unicorn person is, I’m sorry but the “reigns”, I’m guessing, look like a humongous Lorax moustache

    🤭

    #sry I don’t know this guys name #dear door manga #dear door #he’s from heaven though #yes unicorns live in heaven #manga funny#manga meme#lorax fandom#the lorax#lorax fanart
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  • tornadocountrymp3
    25.05.2022 - 15 minutes ago

    WHADDA HELL

    #tw caps #timothy's txts. #UM. JUST REALISED SOMETHING #(positive. about the fandom)
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  • outcastartist
    25.05.2022 - 18 minutes ago

    GUYS. GUYS I CONVERTED ANOTHER FRIEND TO MY HERO ACADEMIA AND SHE'S DOWNLOADING SHOUNEN JUMP AS I TYPE. I'LL HAVE HER RANTING ABOUT THOSE BLORBOS BY THE END OF THE WEEK

    #we did it folks #another victory for the bnha fandom #don't worry I'll make sure she never ships bkdk #that's my contribution to raising another successful member #you're welcome 😌 #bnha #bnha chapter 350 #my hero academia #outcast rambles#shitpost
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  • twogchamp
    25.05.2022 - 20 minutes ago

    adding “hope this helps!” to the end of all my emails to be the most passive aggressive cunt my workplace has ever seen

    #shut up twig #corporate core #this is a joke #and also a lie #i never have to send emails for my job #i just think it’s funny #not fandom related #cw swearing
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  • daaydreamy
    25.05.2022 - 20 minutes ago

    pass

    smash or pass aaron taylor johnson

    damnit 💔 ngl smash

    smash or pass paul rudd

    #💌┊wifey #no bc why does he fit as james potter i’m like not in the fandom but yeah 😭😭
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  • frey-the-they
    25.05.2022 - 20 minutes ago

    one cliché i will literally never get tired of is when there's a revolution/rebellion story arc, and they start singing. just.....a scene where the rebels that are fighting for what's right start singing. honestly it can be anything. it can be a chant, a sea shanty, an anthem, anything.

    it's just....it's such a human being thing to do. music has always been fundamentally rooted in ideas and hope and strength even in the face of tragedy.

    so yes maybe i do like it when a silly little video game or movie or series or whatever the fuck acknowledges the importance of music and singing in revolution. maybe i did cry at that one scene from detroit: become human or that one scene from pirates of the caribbean or all of those scenes from the hunger games.

    for some reason it just means so fucking much to me and i could not tell you why-

    #tw cursing#music#singing #detroit: become human #dbh#dbh markus #pirates of the caribbean #potc#potc fandom #the hunger games #hunger games#story tropes
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  • actuallysara
    25.05.2022 - 21 minutes ago

    The questions asked during the panels were so lame 🙈

    true dat lol all the important and good stuff was discussed during his private m&gs though <3

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  • kill-cry-die
    25.05.2022 - 22 minutes ago

    2, 9, 13, 18? :) 💙

    2. Where are you on the aromantic spectrum?: No clue, sometimes I feel I'm greyaro other times aroflux, quoiromantic fits but also doesn't. Romantic attraction confuses the fuck out of me tbh it makes no sense even when people explain it

    9.Frogs or snakes? Why? Frogs, they're cool and small but so are snakes

    13. What's your style? How do you dress? I literally just put on whatever is clean or the least dirty, I don't really have the ability to dress how I want which is alternative

    18.Fave aro headcanon? I currently like aro percy jackson because projection is a thing I tend to do

    #non fandom stuff
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