#oh noooo Tumblr posts

  • dark-side-blog2
    28.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    Peiji anon: Yandere Diavolo with a Darling that just accepted that maybe they are in hell, but honestly, if they don’t pay rent and get a husband out of it, they will continue to not pay rent and ignores the red flags to the point they look like an apple farm.

    Sewing yourself a cozy jacket with all the red flags Diavolo gives you. Double lining, reversible fabric for whatever that’s worth…

    Rent free stay at a nice palace, so long as you stay fun! Diavolo gets huffy when you refuse his gifts, but also gets huffy when you accept too many, since it becomes clear you arent even paying attention to the words he’s saying after he just says a bunch of random words in a nonsensical order and you still respond with a yes.

    You CANT ignore him! He is THE lord Diavolo! Its not polite!

    And the fine line to keeping him happy is… A challenge to say the least.

    But its hard to feel scared when you’ve seen city rent.

    #Toronto is ridiculously expensive #I have seen some shit so I can afford rent- diavolo ain’t got nothing on me #Oh nooooo a demon oh I’m sooooo scared! Oh noooo he’s talking about yet another doctor session together #My dude my guy you do not frighten me. Try brushing your hair for a WHOLE CRICKET to fall out! #I remember sobbing the first time my dishwasher leaked when in an apartment because any damages caused to other units I’d have to pay #Out of pocket too #Wow I talk a lot of nonsense in these tags #yandere shitpost#peiji anon#anon confession #yandere sweetheart diavolo #yandere diavolo
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  • theriverdalereviewer
    28.05.2022 - 2 hours ago

    school shootings were always my biggest fear as a student and now I still fear them as a teacher

    #what could I say about this that I didn’t already say after parkland? #after sandy hook? after virginia tech? after columbine? #after the millions of other school shootings that didn’t get media coverage cause the death toll didn’t break a record #that’s the part that’s getting me #nowadays a shooting where only 2-3 victims doesn’t get any media coverage #but in any other country in the world this would spark national outrage BECAUSE ANYONE DYING IN SCHOOL IS NOT NORMAL!!! #but noooo in this country (ONLY country in the world where this regularly happens) there’s no way to prevent it #like are you american exceptionalists proud? we’re the school shooting capital of the world how amazing #all because we refuse to ban guns the blatantly obvious solution that has worked out for everyone else #fuck you and your second amendment rights we do not need to adhere to these dumb ass founders beliefs #what society adheres to rules from 300 years ago that were written by some of the most evil men in history they didn’t know SHIT #and anyways they themselves said that it needs to be well regulated but of course that part is ignored #dumbass politicians coming up with anything to ‘fix’ the problem besides banning automatic weapons #TED CRUZ IS SAYING DOORS ARE THE PROBLEM AND THAT THERE SHOULD ONLY BE ONE DOOR?? MF THAT IS A FIRE HAZARD #and they’re saying we need armed security as if the USELESS POLICE DID ANYTHING TO SAVE THOSE KIDS #‘only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy’ oh really? and what happens when that good guy also gets shot like in Buffalo? #and saying we need to secure schools like they’re prisons cause a metal detector is gonna stop a psycho with the intention to kill #all this security will just make Black kids kids with special needs kids of color and so many more feel even more unsafe #and let’s not forget the stupidest idea of them all ARMING TEACHERS???? #teachers don’t get paid enough nor is it in their job description to KILL SCHOOL SHOOTERS #THAT IS THE POLICE’S JOB NOT OURS??? and this puts so many kids at risk too and teachers shouldn’t have to sacrifice themselves?? #we can’t even get our lesson plans to go the way we planned them AND YOU WANT TO PUT A GUN IN A CLASSROOM? #i hate that the kids teachers and parents did more to protect each other than the people that get 40% of the city’s budget #all cause they were ‘scared’ well maybe you’re in the wrong line of work you coward pigs #and let me get started on the fact that we have an epidemic of murderous young boys that we have been ignoring since columbine #all of these shootings were committed by young adult men with incel white supremacist nazi ideologies #but sure let’s act like they did this because of bullying SHUT UP #men are literally the problem. like we need to be monitoring boys more instead of micromanaging our daughters #cause look at what kind of monsters they become #all of these violent video games and chat rooms where the most vile things are said is literally a pipeline to becoming an incel nazi
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  • chaoticbutterflyrebel
    27.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Lmao the dnd scenes r hilarious. Was this terrifying boss 3/5 of the group DIED to literally out there rocking an 11 armour class?? Rly??

    #stranger things #the hellfire club #oh noooo so scary #I’m sorry but me and my two friends at level 3 could’ve beat an armour class 11 boss
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  • jxdxs
    27.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    god i wish i had a car or public transport was less shitty bc going to a concerts like a whole day affair on the train then swapping over to the subway and then a bus and then doing it all to come back again, im exhausted dudes

    #me and my friend were thinking of maybe going to see pyschic graveyard and child bite #but oh my god #effort to get to this specific venue #and im disabled as fuck #i have a ride to the rage show thank god cause my uncles coming with me he also likes them #but this one and if i see deicide/kataklysm too i just. Tired. Exhausted. Takes so much out of me. #had the big venue in my city not been shut down because they found out it was a money laundering operation #maybe wed still get FUCKING BANDS HERE #but noooo its a hockey rink now i gotta haul my ass all the way to toronto
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  • frances-limon07
    26.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Do look forward to what you decide 😉😋

    Well sweet anon, let’s say I look something like this…

    #very accurate to be honest #oh noooo I forgot to add the freckles #anon ask#it me#francés limon
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  • segretecose
    26.05.2022 - 2 days ago

    good news everybody the old fascist piece of shit i looked after is about to kick the bucket and is leaving me some money

    #i better get a oscar nom for this performance i've been putting on for the past year #like oh noooo signor luigi i am sooo sorry that you're feeling so sick
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  • blehcado
    26.05.2022 - 2 days ago

    me? practicing for artfight? never. absolutely not. that would never happen. the team I'm fighting this year is already dead. ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

    Okay but I listened to nothing but Hideki Naganuma while doing the sketch here and it really shows huh? The funk just kinda spilled everywhere, maybe I need to do this more often...

    but also my AF account is here come at me cowards ᕦ(ò_ó")ᕤ

    Commissions open! Check my blog for info!

    #oc#original character#art#drawing#digital arwork#agent#blaster#plaid#triangle#ua4#simon #oh no he's got trigonometry noooo #Simon's ready to drop a tonne of triangles on someone and ua4's just happy to be here lol
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  • maderilien
    25.05.2022 - 2 days ago

    got hit by my love for Godzilla.. EVERY night I stay up I cry about another franchise

    #maddie's diary #oh noooo they say he's got to go #go go godzillaaaaaa #oh nooooo there goes tokyo #go go godzillaaaaaaaaaa
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  • reginasmillls
    25.05.2022 - 3 days ago

    jennifer morrison i have QUESTIONS

    #what if she had just gone completely insane and kissed her here lol she looked TWO seconds away from doing it #regina fucking twirling her hair between her fingers: oh noooo WHATEEEVER could we do waiting on this tiny little bug. just the two of us. #alone. so bored. so secluded from the rest of the town #HELLO'?????????? #fuckkk emma is being SO LOUD this entire goddamn episode no way no way no way #ouat lb
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  • elena-fishy
    24.05.2022 - 3 days ago

    i am screaming alan alda DIDN’T play miracle max in the princess bride????????????? i am so genuinely bothered by this revelation i was SO unbelievably certain that was alan alda

    #i am sticking my head in the sand IMMEDIATELY !!!!!!!! #this is so embarrassing bye …….. what the actual fuck #noooo no no. #sorry everyone im right actually i just timeline shifted from a timeline where alan alda played miracle max 😌🤚 that’s all 🤚🤚🤚🤚 #oh my gd?????????????????????????? #what is going ON!!!!!!!!! #🧍‍♀️#ellie yodels
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  • knightlyss
    24.05.2022 - 4 days ago

     “I am in pain”

    me too matty

    me too

    #critical role#critrole lb #lmao his brain just shut down oh noooo #it's been five minutes sdfkjdslfkj #i'm so happy i finally get to watch this episode
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  • kismesisstude
    23.05.2022 - 4 days ago

    just finished the book ive been reading. its not the first or second time i finish this same book but everytime it still feels like it means something to me. rn im glad i was able of finishing a whole book since i havent read anything in so long. i should read more often again ^_^

    #dawn meows #oh noooo now that i finished the book i dont have anything to do #i could go play nitw but i wanna absorb a thing at a time #anyways. hi everybody :) if anyone wanna chat im right here
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  • stupid-sloot-headcanons
    23.05.2022 - 5 days ago

    Darling that's got sore legs from a workout or pulling a muscle, and their yandere INSISTS on massaging them to make them feel better.

    ...it counts as a massage if you use your hands AND ALSO your cock, right? And if your thighs are sore and tense, your pussy probably is too. That's just...you know, anatomy. They're right next to each other. So you should get a full body massage just in case.

    #dabi: oh noooo babe. dont worry my dick can solve like 98% of your problems ill fix this somehow #.sillyshit #yandere#tw: dubcon #me: what about the other 2%? #dabi: ...margin of error :) #.myshit #thots #i did squats and lunges for 15 minutes yesterday and im dyinggf
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  • hotcocoalover
    22.05.2022 - 6 days ago

    This mod is my new mental illness. i love my brain cheese grater music. itches my autism just right.

    #oh god i drew like everyone #noooo my tags #dnb golden apple #golden apple edition fnf #vs dave and bambi golden apple #bandu fnf#dnb bandu#dnb expunged#fnf expunged#fnf bambom#fnf ringi#fnf barbu#fnf jambi#brobgonal#fnf bendu#furry bandu#bambi fnf#bambis minions #aight too sleepy to tag tha rest #dave and bambi bandu #dave and bambi #vs dave and bambi #trad art#traditonal art
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  • fazcinatingblog
    22.05.2022 - 6 days ago

    Faz came over and omg bye I'm dead

    #he broke bones in his face wtffff #that's awful #'it's the footy gods way of telling me to give up footy' OH NOOOO
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  • mohgwynn
    22.05.2022 - 6 days ago

    💬- “One of the tarnished told me that he’d be more than happy to seed my garden if I knew what he meant but..I don’t. What does he mean Mohg? Does he not wish to plant flowers?” From Willow

    from send 💬 + a question and my muse will give you advice [accepting!!]

    Sigh. “Sex, Willow. He most likely means he wishes to have sex with thee. ‘Tis an innuendo — to sow one’s seed, to plant a pretty garden…” Pause. Think. “Unless… perhaps he was being serious… didst thou ask? Tarnished are funny, fickle things. Perhaps he meant both? Bah, what do I know — go ask thy sister. I am a Lord of love, not of the common man’s terrible takes at it. Certainly Irene knows what terrible, ah, pick-up lines the masses are using these days far better than I.”

    #[ic]#kingdomofbellows#answers #OH NOOOO FJFNNDMDMS
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  • skeletal-structure
    21.05.2022 - 6 days ago

    I got this stupid thing where I will get very into a piece of media and have all these headcanons and consume all this fan content and when I lose focus and start fixating on another piece of media I will come back to that first piece of media with a completely different attitude and then feel embarassed that Ive been liking my comfort media wrong.

    #like now that Im into danganronpa again and watching a lot of retrospectives on the series #I remember some dumb headcanons I wrote earlier this year that dont rly hold up to what I like abt DR now #and Im all like embarrased and dumb like #oh noooo i failed blorbo school im gonna get a bad grade in fanart :*(
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  • owl-house-incorrectly
    20.05.2022 - 1 week ago

    Gonna get just what I want And I am gonna get it quick

    I’m being robbed

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  • plutodetective
    20.05.2022 - 1 week ago

    I want to thank Tom Magennis from Murray Mysteries for somehow making me want to protect Jonathan Harker even more than the novel does. Every time he sounds scared or uncertain I just want to leap over the fourth wall and murder Drac.

    #dracula daily#murray mysteries #I just got to the part where Van Helsing says ''Mr. Harker is changing'' and OH NOOOO MY POOR BABY
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  • irerenlamprog
    20.05.2022 - 1 week ago

    ok where's whoever made me believe that I can do whatever people ask me to do without thinking at my mental well-being first.

    i just wanna talk.

    #not even sure it's correct english #but oh well #a bit of a rant #thanks i hate this #when i'm like #oh yea i'm already busy but i surely can do also this #girl noooo!
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