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“I am here because you look soft. Comfortable.”
“Somehow, coming from you, that doesn’t feel like a compliment...”
Sits on Ventis lap
Is this what it feels like to be crushed alive? Surely it must.
"If you're trying to pop me like a balloon, you're sorely misinformed." Though perhaps he shouldn't be giving Morax ideas. "Is this revenge for earlier? To think you were the one lecturing me about personal space."
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“Do you think if you became a supppeerrr big dragon that could wrap around teyvat, would part of you be cold from being in Snezhnaya?”
@orecrowned : Picks up the child
“RAWER!!!” He’s hold up one hand while the other holds a plush of Morax’s dragon form. “Are we training today? I didn’t bring my practice weapon.”
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should i talk more shit abt Kayak
Kayak would actually like best if you were to talk wonders about him. Praise and all of that.
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Morax, here with picture proof:
Put that back where it came from. 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪
@orecrowned replied to your post:
the truth hurts
“I think you’re just biased.”
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Places an orange in his mouth but it has a Surprise
“...?!“ He doesn’t move to bite into the orange or take it off his mouth. He doesn’t trust this (nor him), for sure.
@orecrowned said: eats one
Audible yelps and growls escaped the god, trying to get their sibling away from one of the earrings, but alas ... it was too late, the earring was now made into a snack.
Their ears flattened down in complete unamusement, turning with their back towards him. No talk, them angy.
@orecrowned replied:
consider: playful sparring
LISTEN. zhongli sparring? A BIG YES even if it does involve a little pestering to convince this old man
@orecrowned ➤ unprompted
Places a dendro slime on their lap
There was a blink, then two as they looked down at the slimy buddy ( whose ooze was soaking into their pants ) before hands then proceeded to tuck under the obedient Dendro slime, lifting it up to hold gently.
“Thanks, it’s been a while since I had one of these with me—I’m surprised you managed to wrangle one without it wanting to pelt seeds in your face.”
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Noodle will rest on his shoulder? Pet Lizard.
Here you have an ordinary lizard and a completely normal guy in this fine evening. Nothing strange here. There is no Rex Lapis within a mile radius.
@orecrowned said: they will, though
“Only one can get away with it, the rest I will annoy and pull on their baby potato cheeks.”
@goldenorder said: yes it can. cue the miniature noodle making himself at home inside of their shirt window. he is the guardian. guardian of the tree boobs.
“Speak of the devil, there he is, the mighty rock worm himself.” They still reached in to pull on his noodle cheeks and resist the urge to squeeze him.
Perhaps the Heavenly 'Realm' was not a place a Ghost should be, but nevertheless, he here was. With how he looked and walked, no one really bothered to stop him or ask any questions; maybe they thought that he belonged there, or maybe they were nervous?
But as much as he enjoyed the blinding color palette of the area, it was the scattered palaces that really caught his eyes. Which would be how he ended up here, inside this particular one. The officials at the front did little to deter him as he all but bulldozed his way inside so he could nose around.
when the heavy gates to his palace opened, mu qing didn't quiver or let his calligraphy brush get interrupted by the insignificant. he sat upon a silver throne with carvings of soaring dragons inlaid with black jade. a piece perfectly accenting the dark wood palace & mu qing’s black robes. he tapped his fingers against his cheek as he wrote, making the handiwork on the scroll look easy. as if a laidback attitude was all it took. neither flickering eyes or stiffening of muscles greeted the annoying arrival.
❝ if you’re going to be here in the heavenly court anyway, don’t break things. especially not my things. ❞ the comment was outwardly docile, but his tone was as chilling as the gleam of his zhanmadao resting against the folding screen behind him. no matter how accustomed he grew to prying ghost kings, it didn’t mean he wasn’t meant to eradicate them.
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@orecrowned ➤ send my muse rude anons ➤ accepting
[ rude anon ]
"Stinky."
The sound of peanuts crunching intensifies. “Shut up, iron smeller, at least I smell of flowers and crunched grass.” Does bark even have a smell ... ?
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Can only offer heavy handed headpats
If there's anyone she's happy to receive head pats from, it's the person who saved her mother. Don't mind her leaning into his hand.
The item placed into her possession is this fat crickly crackly toy.
It looks cute and fun to wiggle and play with, however, the downside is that instead of pleasant cracks and noises, what is produced when played with is this.
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKxfWd79HFI&ab_channel=DGIO ]
"Morax, uhm... this is really cool and I like holding it but uh.. why... how is it making these noises..?"
It didn't seem possible for it to be making this kind of sound... was something wrong with it?
@orecrowned asked:
The perfect thing for the Kayak. He offers a note with it that says 'Since you wish to be All Edge and No Point'. This blade:
“―I like to think I have enough ‘point’, but thanks for the new weapon. I’ll make sure to give it good use.” He said in a very neutral voice.
@orecrowned / ask him to drift
sir, if i tokyo drift in the streets of Liyue, i think the qixing themselves will impound my car. then i can’t drive. and make money - in short, i’ll die, sir.
The item being forced into Venti's possession on this day is this:
Sure, it looks reasonable, like something the Bard can play. However, should he ever pluck a single string, the only sound that would come from any of them is different variations of this:
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1SlB1kRLAI&ab_channel=Crim69 ]
Morax. Morax you fool. This is the most beautiful creation that Venti has ever laid his eyes on.
No one in all of Teyvat shall know peace anymore.
