Kyle, just got his wisdom tooth removed: I'm CRYING. You made me CRY.
Jason, oreo-confiscating fiend: Baby.
Kyle: No! Now is not the time for pet names.
Jason: No, I'm calling you a baby.
Kyle:
Jason: I'm insulting you.
"Courage doesn't always roar, especially if it's mouth is full." ~ Oreo 🍞
Kanna: My leg hurt-
Shin: Oh hell nah I'm the only one allowed to be in pain at any given time
Shin:Chug spring water and chill out dang it
Shin: Eat an oreo-
"You can't change the past. So just remember to ask for extra gravy next time." ~ Oreo. 🍗
"If eating pizza makes you happy and you deserve to be happy, then you deserve a pizza." ~ Oreo 🍕
"It's never too late to be what you might have been. Unless you're a piece of toast, because once you're gone it's too late to be a sandwich." ~ Oreo 🥪
“Stop waiting for Friday. You can have fries any day.” ~ Oreo 🍟
“Dreaming is a form of planning and I plan to call for that pizza I was dreaming about.” ~ Oreo 🍕
"There's only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve and that's when what you're dreaming of is not on the menu." Oreo 🍝
Moonie: The best part of an Oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it. Uncle G: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side. Pizza Steve: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
Gon: I told Kurapika to grab snacks for everyone. Killua, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? *Gon, Kurapika, and Lay-oreo raise their hands*
“It’s not polite to point. Unless you’re pointing at a jelly donut.” ~ Oreo 🍩
Regis: I fucked up.
Arthur: Arson?
Tess: What???
Regis: Worse.
Arthur: Murder?
Tess: What?!
Regis: Worse.
Arthur: You disobeyed the laws of biology and made Caera pregnant?
Tess: The hell?!
Regis: Worse.
Arthur: You forgot to restock the Oreos?
Regis: BINGO!!!!
Tess: Oh my fucking gods...
“Sometimes life can be tough and so can a pork-chop if you cook it too long.” ~ Oreo 🥩
"Life is not a problem to be solved. Unless you ran out of mayonnaise, then it's a problem." ~Oreo 🥪
“Good things come to those who wait. But if you’ve got to wait longer than 30 minutes don’t forget to ask for your money back.” ~ Oreo 🍕
"Almost all of the best things in life can be found in the refrigerator. The rest can be found in the pantry." ~ Oreo. 🍗🧀🍉🍪
