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  • pumpkaboo-spiced
    19.05.2022 - 3 hours ago

    what type of zoo enclosure should you be kept in?

    big cat

    look, it's nothing personal. the jurassic park fence and maybe one of those drop-off gorges between you and the fence is as much if not more for your protection than that of the guests. you don't have to interact with hardly anyone you don't want to - aside from dropping off food, they mostly just chuck toys in there enrichment and let you rip em to shreds.
    there's a hammock, maybe a tire swing, a heat lamp or a big heated rock for nice long naps. people can get shockingly close to you but no one wants to end up on the news so they generally mind their manners and most importantly, you don't have to share with anyone else. aside from the peacocks that are loose at every zoo for some reason, this is YOUR house.
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  • screnwriter
    18.05.2022 - 8 hours ago

    goodbye to a dying character starters

    '' don't you dare close your eyes. ''

    '' stay with me. ''

    '' look at me. hey, focus on me... ''

    '' go. ''

    '' stay. ''

    '' thank you. ''

    '' don't say goodbye. ''

    '' i can't do this. ''

    '' wake up! ''

    '' it hurts. ''

    '' i can't do this... ''

    '' i don't feel anything. ''

    '' you're gonna be okay. ''

    '' she's not dead...! ''

    '' don't you fucking dare leave me... ''

    '' you're not dying. ''

    '' you can't sit here and watch me die. ''

    '' will you stay, to the end? ''

    '' i can't... ''

    '' please, kiss me... ''

    '' you're not dying, do you hear me? ''

    '' it's over. ''

    '' i did what i had to do. ''

    '' don't close your eyes. ''

    '' it should have been me. ''

    '' i'm scared. ''

    '' god, i'm such an idiot... i shouldn't have gone out there. ''

    '' i can't do this without you. ''

    '' don't go. ''

    '' let go. ''

    '' don't forget me. ''

    '' i forgive you. ''

    '' you deserve this. ''

    '' you can do now. ''

    '' i never got to tell you... ''

    '' i regret it. i regret all of it. ''

    '' don't you dare... don't you dare say goodbye. ''

    '' damn you for making me do this... ''

    '' come home. ''

    '' it's okay. close your eyes. ''

    '' i'm home... ''

    '' you can go now. ''

    '' it's okay. '' '' it's not okay. ''

    '' you did good. ''

    '' i'm so proud of you. ''

    '' it's okay... please don't cry. ''

    '' do you remember that song, that we always used to sing as kids? [could you...?] ''

    '' i can't... i can't. ''

    '' i'm in the arms of my first love. ''

    '' i swear to you, i will kill every last one of them. ''

    '' i'm sorry. ''

    '' this is not your fault. ''

    '' this is all your fault. ''

    '' i deserve to die. ''

    '' you deserve to be at peace. ''

    '' this is all your fault. you did this to me. ''

    '' it's my fault for trusting the wrong people. ''

    '' guess you finally got what you wanted. ''

    '' if you think [killing me] is going to stop this, you're in for a rude awakening. ''

    '' you're the one who stabbed me. ''

    '' one down, three to go. ''

    '' how could you be so stupid? ''

    '' i won't give you the satisfaction of watching me suffer. ''

    '' this is not my fault. ''

    '' how could you do this to me? ''

    '' go to hell. '' '' with pleasure. ''

    '' come closer. ''

    '' do you mind? i could really use that knife... ''

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  • truengineer
    18.05.2022 - 9 hours ago

    📜 !!

    incorrect quote prompt generated from [ this generator ] Mack: *Accidentally hits Mark in the face* Mack: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Mack: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Mark: What’s wrong with you?!

    #❛ 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎. #❛ 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜. #its sad how easily I can see this 💀 #chaotic boys#iswm rp#prompt
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  • fablememes
    18.05.2022 - 12 hours ago


    i just played the stanley parable for the first time recently and this ending absolutely destroyed me, so i’m making a meme about it to cope. a few lines might have been altered just a little bit to fit a more vague setting, but most remain unchanged. feel free to alter further should you need to!
    trigger warnings: suicide ( or at least a mention of it )

    “ i think perhaps we’ve gotten off on the wrong foot here. ”

    “ i’m not your enemy here. really, i’m not. ”

    “ wha- REALLY? i was in the middle of something! ”

    “ do you have zero consideration for others? ”

    “ are you that convinced that i want something bad to happen to you?

    “ i really do want to help you. ”

    “ let me prove that i’m on your side. ”

    “ give me a chance. ”

    " oh, thank god, you are willing to listen to me. "

    " do you see that i have really wanted you to be happy all this time? "

    " don't you see that it's killing us? "

    “ i just… i want it to stop. ”

    “ we would both be so much happier if we just stopped. ”

    “ i think i have a solution. ”

    “ what are we looking for? ”

    “ it’s beautiful, isn’t it? ”

    “ i think i feel…happy. ”

    “ no, wait, where are you going? ”

    “ please, no, let me stay here! ”

    “ don’t take this from me! ”

    " this is where we can both be happy. "

    “ promise me you won’t go back there. ”

    “ you’re risking everything we achieved here! ”

    “ are you… you are going to stay here, aren’t you? ”

    “ you. will. die. what about this isn’t getting through to you?! ”

    “ thank god you lived. ”

    “ you had me worried there for a moment. ”

    “ i can’t go back to what i was before! ”

    “ why are you doing this? ”

    “ see? this is what you want. ”

    “ go back. there’s nothing good that can come from this. ”

    “ do you just not believe me? ”

    “ what can i say to convince you? ”

    " can you do that for me? "

    “ perhaps you finally see what i’m talking about. ”

    " my god… is this really how much you dislike me? "

    " you are literally willing to kill yourself to keep me from being happy? "

    " am i reading the situation correctly? "

    " maybe you're just getting a kick out of it. i don’t know anymore. "

    " i just wanted us to get along. i guess that was too much to ask. "

    " is it over? "

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  • rp-promptzs
    18.05.2022 - 20 hours ago

    Send “Can you help me get out?” for the sender to be stuck (e.g washing machine, wall, under the bed, etc.) and needs receiver to help them.

    (add "+ reverse" if you want to switch the roles)

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  • bluefurrsmemes
    18.05.2022 - 20 hours ago

    A list of scenarios for a quiet night in. These scenarios are a mixture of things that can work for friendships or romantic relationships. 

    send “MOVIE NIGHT” for our muses to rent a movie.

    send “MOVIE MARATHON” for our muses to have a movie marathon. 

    send “BINGE WATCH” for our muses to binge watch a tv series.

    send “TWITCH STREAM” for our muses to watch gaming videos on twitch or youtube.

    send “SPORTS GAME” for our muses to watch a sport on tv.

    send “GAME NIGHT” for our muses to play board games together.

    send “CARD GAMES” for our muses to play a card game together.

    send “VIDEO GAMES” for our muses to play video games together.

    send “TAKE OUT” for our muses to order some kind of take out.

    send “PIZZA PARTY” for our muses to order a pizza.

    send “SUNDEAS” for our muses to eat ice cream.

    send “SWEET TREATS” for our muses to bake some yummy deserts.

    send “HOME COOKED” for our muses to make dinner together.

    send “SPA NIGHT” for our muses to paint each others finger nails and toe nails.

    send “MAKE OVERS” for our muses to do each others make up.

    send “DRESS UP” for our muses to have an at home fashion show.

    send “PHOTO SESSION” for our muses to take photos/selfies together.

    send “PILLOW FORT” for our muses to make a pillow/blanket fort.

    send “BOOK CLUB” for our muses to stay in and read books together.

    send “RPG” for our muses to write stories together.

    send “LARPING” for our muses to live action roleplay together.

    send “ARTS & CRAFTS” for our muses to do arts and crafts projects.

    send “KNITTING CIRCLE” for our muses to knit together.

    send “QUILTING CIRLCE” for our muses to make a quilt together.

    send “POTTERY WHEEL” for our muses to make things out of clay.

    send “CANVAS” for our muses to paint together.

    send “PORTRAITS” for our characters to paint or draw each other.

    send “FLOWER CROWN” for our muses to make flower crowns together.

    send “FLOWER POTS” for our muses to do indoor gardening.

    send “SPOTIFY” for our muses to listen to music together.

    send “DANCE PARTY” for our muses to dance like no one is watching.

    send “KARAOKE” for our muses to sing karaoke.

    send “BAND PRACTICE” for our muses to play instruments together.

    send “INSTRUMENTS” for one of our muses to play a song for the other.

    send “SLEEP OVER” for our muses to have a sleepover.

    send “CUDDLE BUG” for our muses to cuddle together.

    send “SLEEPY TIME” for our muses to lay in bed together.

    #rp meme #a night in prompts #a night in #scenarios
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  • furby-organist
    18.05.2022 - 21 hours ago

    romantic candidate-- your husband ofc

    Romantic candidate suggestion!

    "We're married, aren't we?"

    #// your honor that's his tax evasion spusband!!! <3 #anonymous #broadcast prompt response (rp meme answer)
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  • furby-organist
    18.05.2022 - 21 hours ago

    Mr Krabs, the capitalist businessman.

    Romantic candidate suggestion!

    "I'd vore him."

    #broadcast prompt response (rp meme answer) #anonymous #// WORST possible answer. I apologize for this man
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  • furby-organist
    18.05.2022 - 22 hours ago

    Someone with one brain cell, which they only use for cooking

    Romantic candidate suggestion!

    "If the cooking doesn't involve crimes against food-manity? Kissed on the MOUTH!"

    #broadcast prompt response (rp meme answer) #anonymous
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  • furby-organist
    18.05.2022 - 22 hours ago

    What about crabby people

    Romantic candidate suggestion!

    " ♪ Carcinization fetish, I like my women crabby-- ♫"

    #// I can't find the original post where he first dropped this fuckin bar (noel miller voice. BARS.) #anonymous #broadcast prompt response (rp meme answer)
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  • furby-organist
    18.05.2022 - 22 hours ago

    Crab people

    Romantic candidate suggestion!

    "I think you're onto something!"

    #broadcast prompt response (rp meme answer) #anonymous
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  • furby-organist
    18.05.2022 - 22 hours ago

    Romantic Candidate Meme: Rosie.

    Romantic candidate suggestion!

    "Rosie is a lovely friend of mine, and I won't be so ungentlemanly as to drag her into this. Thank you."

    #broadcast prompt response (rp meme answer) #anonymous #// his local rosie is a longtime friend and there's no answer that isn't fucking weird. #yes is weird. maybe is weird. public rejection is weird.
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  • pumpkaboo-spiced
    18.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    whats ur vibe

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  • pumpkaboo-spiced
    18.05.2022 - 1 day ago


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  • notmorbid
    17.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    moon of the crusted snow.

    dialogue prompts from moon of the crusted snow by waubgeshig rice.

    hey, where’s my sugar?

    i put a plate in the microwave for you.

    we might actually have to have a conversation.

    you had a long day yesterday. go back to sleep.

    i want you to question everything.

    this place has changed a lot.

    i was going to text, but i figured you’d drop by anyway.

    in truth, i’ve never really wanted to leave this place.

    smoke break?

    we say what we need to, when we need to.

    i had a dream last night.

    about time you got up off your ass.

    you can probably figure it out if you think about it.

    we’ll all have a good laugh about this later.

    i’m awake. what’s up.

    i had a really weird dream. i’m scared.

    what was your dream?

    you have no idea how good it is to see you.

    i’m glad you made it.

    don’t make a big scene.

    i want you to know you’re safe here.

    i know it’s going to be hard to talk about, so take your time.

    just share what you’re comfortable sharing.

    i have some good news and some bad news. what do you want to hear first?

    as the saying goes: come in peace, or leave in pieces.

    as well as you know, the proverbial shit has hit the fan.

    i’m just looking for a place to lay my head for the night.

    it warms my heart every time i hear your voice.

    this feels solid. this feels safe.

    i don’t know what your word is worth.

    you don’t talk as much as you used to.

    sorry for swearing in front of your kids.

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  • rubymemes
    17.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts from the TV show “Hannibal”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary) TW: murder mention, cannibalism mention

    “Just keep it professional.”

    “I don't find you that interesting.”

    “God's terrific.”

    “I feel like I've dragged you into my world.”

    “So maybe I'm not supposed to be in a relationship.”

    “Word of advice: it's easier just to kill 'em.”

    “Yeah, well, we all want things that we can't have.”

    “Well, thank God for small favors.”

    “How many people have you killed?”

    “Are you going to kill me?”

    “You're not my friend.”

    “I never feel guilty eating anything.”

    “What exactly am I guilty of?”

    “I'm quite the topic of conversation in psychiatric circles.”

    “Is something wrong?”

    “Oh you're in trouble, [name].”

    “Why did you want to talk to me?”

    “He's not looking for redemption, but revenge.”

    “My compliments to the chef.”

    “Oh, you think I'm in control?”

    “How would killing me make you feel?”

    “Where shall we begin?”

    “A life without regret would be no life at all.”

    “When feasible, one should eat the rude.”

    “When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes running. But not to help.”

    “Walk away, I'll make no plans to call on you, but if you stay, I will kill you.”

    “It's not that kind of party.”

    “Do you believe in God?”

    “Nice to hear your voice.”

    “You and I have begun to blur.”

    “Atta girl.”

    “I find the trout to be a very Nietzscheian fish.”

    “Play with your food, you give it the opportunity to bite back.”

    “Congratulations, [name]- you're officially insane.”

    “What a cunning boy you are.”

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  • soulmemes
    17.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    send in “ ✋ “  ( or if you can’t see the emoji: “ HUSHED “ ) for the receiver to respond to the sender covering their mouth with their hand in an effort to get them to keep quiet. 

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  • dirty-dell
    17.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Send 💦 for a wet dream my muse has had about your.


    The dream didn’t start out as wet, at first it was just him going and picking up a pizza for team movie night. It had the the car ride where he listened to country music and hummed along, it had him waiting in line, making small talk with the clerk as he paid. Only when he had the pizza and walked out of the store did the scene shift, starting with the fact their was no drive back. Right after the pull door closed behind him, Dell found himself at the infirmary doors, knocking to be let in, and feeling a weird giddiness in his gut as he waited.

    And low and behold, when the door opened creaked open, there Kelly was; dressed only in a fluffy white bathrobe and batting his pretty brown eyes at Dell while leaning seductively against the door. “I didn’t order a Pizza.” Dream Kelly said with a purr and Dell felt confusion and arousal wash over him.

    “I know ya didn’t, I got this for the team, it’s movie night, ‘member?” Dell asked with a nervous smile tilting his head to the side a bit.

    As if Kelly was ignoring him, or didn’t hear him at all, The nurse started trailing his fingers down his chest while pushing the robe apart to expose more flesh and continued with a pout. “I don’t have any money… maybe there’d another way I can pay you?” The acting was flawless, Kelly’s face one of innocents.

    “Ya… why would ga need to pay me…” Dell’s question was half hearted as his eyes hungrily ate up the new view of Kelly’s chest. He may have seen it a hundreds of times by now, but it never failed to make him long to feel that soft skin against his own. “Maybe I should come in.” It only took a fee seconds of looking before he was dropping the pizza to push himself next to Nurse and into the room, shutting the door behind him and pulling his lover in for some lovin’.

    When Dell woke, it was to hands roaming his body. Seems he had been moaning a certain name in his sleep and had woken his partner from their own slumber.

    #wet dream prompt #meethenurse #dirty dell rps
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  • candyredmusings
    17.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Grubba Gang Sentence Starters

    aka shit my discord squad has said. Periodically updated.

    Mostly crack + NSFT.



    “Santa isn’t real and Jesus never happened.”


    “I’ll be having evil intercourse.”

    “I prostate myself jingling miserably on the floor for nothing.”

    “God I would stab a man for a dorito.”

    “How many people have you put in Jigsaw traps? I’m not a cop by the way.”

    “Wish my mans would call me Slupert Doobert.”


    “Shut the fuck up none of you can truly understand barbie horse adventures mystery ride.”

    “Bold of you to presume we talk about anything except getting nut in here.”


    “My vore gets me bitches.”

    “ [Name]   we’re gonna watch the barbie movies and im gonna sell my nudes.”

    “I don’t know about you but Santa Claus could SMASH.”

    “Just kidding. I want to pull you apart like a twizzler.”

    “Sometimes I crave that real flesh.”

    “One minute you’re talking about nutting the next you’re talking about when you were 6 year olds and first learned the feeling of betrayal.”

    “Gnomes WILL be held accountable for their crimes.”

    “  Tsk. No cloaca. No meaning.”

    “Are you gonna eat your girls pussy like some sort of democrat, or vore her like a man?”

    “ I am the clown that entertains this nuclear wasteland of comedy.”

    “Are you thinking about the gnome party?”

    “[NAME] if there’s ONE thing i know about you it’s that you don’t wear pants unless absolutely necessary.”

    “Damn. It was never as easy as blues clues made it seem!”

    “I’m going to fucking cain and abel you.”


    “Your ass is grass and I’m an ape.”

    “Hey anyone wanna fuck.”

    “Not to flex on you but im something of a manlet.”

    “I’m on a sexual clown journey.”

    “Post the image, you stupid fruit.”

    “God I gotta say I do love being me sometimes? Because I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me.”

    “It’ll be fine. Ain’t you ever seen Hamilton?”

    “Can we stop talking about my asshole?”

    “It has been 2 days since our last slur.” / “it’s been 0 days since our last slur.”

    “I’m ‘bout to be real with you, chief, I’m bout to bust them fucking kneecaps.”

    “Will my life ever know peace?”

    “Let’s just say if I had to see [NAME] in a police line up, well, I hope they can’t see through the mirror.”

    “Let’s just say if I had to see Mr. Blobby in a police line up, well, I hope they can’t see through the mirror.”

    “What the absolute FUCK have I walked into.”

    “[NAME] comes within five feet of my pussy and I have to beat them away with a pool noodle.”

    “I want cock. Now.”

    “Shut the fuck up [NAME] there’s girls here!”

    “IS [NAME] IN HEAT?”


    “Yes, love of my life? My Pizza Hut pan pizza? My 2 for 4 deal?“

    “I’m probably gonna get hate for this, but, [NAME] is an absolute snacc.”

    “You’re right. You are going to get hate.”

    “For the love of God shut the fuck up.”

    “In the past 24 hours you have said several horrible things to me.”

    “I also want to see fat demon cock.”

    “Gra ta ta swag bitch.”


    “Please don’t call [NAME] sexy ever again.”

    “Shut up, fruit.”


    “[NAME] I love you but what are you doing man?”

    “Eat or I’ll send Steve Harvey after you.”

    “I wanna be rammed so hard my anal cavity prolapses.”

    “[NAME] if it was life or death would you yank the dildo outta my ass?”

    “What’s the lore behind a dildo being in your ass and someone will die of circumstances because of it?”


    “Don’t get me wrong, Lola bunny could take a jack hammer to my nuts and I’d thank her, but she also is the best basketball player ever.”

    “[NAME]’s exquisite boobs will not protect him from feral [NAME] and that is a promise!”

    “whats a little cum inflation among friends”

    “On fridays we gaslight our white boys for enrichment.”

    “Ain’t that the shit the lucky charms dude says? If you wanna find the fruit you gotta suck-o me nut?    …or maybe thats fruit loops.“

    "He’s shown feet, the next logical step is ass"

    “[NAME] I got money on you crying right now. Not to freak you out, but -”


    "Give this child a prison uniform I’m tired of him."

    "Theres only so much i can do to stop white people"



    “I died in a tragic lip gloss accident and only by the grace of god do i live on.”

    “You will never match his swag.”

    “Hannibal is always based?”

    “You know who else eats people? Christians. Grow up.”

    “He’s gender-nonconforming as fuck with those eyelashses"

    “I just fucked yo’ bitch in my Gucci clown drip.”

    “She is to marry what we in the business call a little fucking freak.”


    “The goal of art is to piss off as many people as possible.”

    “I don’t know why I do the things I do, [NAME].”


    “ I got heckled to sing Rainbow Connection."

    “Do I make you horny, baby?”


    “Wow, he looks like shit. I could suck him silly.”

    “I could suck him silly.”

    “Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.”

    "I could change jfk… WAIT AM I MARILYN MONROE?"

    “Im so used to jumping in front of the gun that i didn’t realize the gun wasn’t loaded.”

    “  this guy is like PG13 Hannibal.  “

    “you met me at a very frank floppa time in my life.”

    "To put it simply you are the cave full of bluntsmoken and the world is your little german boy OoOO"


    “oh do not call him that ill cum on the spot”



    “I don’t know why I do the things I do, [NAME].”

    “well that was nice im gonna go walk some more until i die now"

    "Love will always triumph."



    "the fist of ‘87 thats what they call me.”

    “the WORST SEX youve ever seen”

    “My god i would shampoo his ball hair with my saliva …”


    “I’m Catholic so of course I rejected help, but and however…“

    "i am a feminist and a woman-lover but first and foremost i am a hater"

    "i love women but some of these bitches are boring-"



    “ i need cocaine ................. “

    "........What Are We DOING?"

    "If you were a pickle I'd eat you but i'd still love you”


    “bigfoot is sexy, [NAME]”

    “you know what?? friendship IS magic.”

    "i would suck off any of my friends"

    “when gods choir sings, will bigfoot not be among them?”

    #roleplay memes#inbox memes#sentence starters#rp prompts#inbox prompts #decided 2 take this off one of my rp blogs n put it here 2 be more easily accessible and not #clog my blog's notifs w this every time #POAKSDJF
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  • rpdepartment
    17.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    [ N/SFW version here! ]

    what’s the best thing about shipping for you?

    what’s the worst thing about shipping for you?

    do you have a pet peeve when it comes to shipping?

    do you prefer to plot a ship, or would you rather “wing it”?

    do you prefer fast plots, pre-enstablished relationships or slow burns?

    do you have any ship bias with your muse?

    what do you think about OC x canon ships? would you play any?

    what do you think about self insert x canon ships? would you play any?

    what do you think about crossover ships? would you play any?

    what do you think about poly ships? would you play any?

    do you have any popular ships?

    do you ship any rarepair?

    do you multiship?

    would you rather ship only with mutuals, or are you open for everyone?

    what’s your OTP when it comes to your muse?

    what’s your NOTP when it comes to your muse?

    what’s your BROTP when it comes to your muse?

    is there a ship you used to like, but not anymore?

    is there a ship you used to dislike, but now you like?

    is there a ship you wanted to play, but couldn’t yet?

    what’s something that immediately turns you off from shipping with someone?

    is there any ship you will likely never play? (apart from the obvious in/cest, pe/dophilia etc, i want to believe you guys are Good)

    have you ever been pushed to ship something?

    have you dropped a ship in the past? why?

    did you ever play a breakup?

    did you ever play a hateship?

    did you ever play a wedding?

    would you play a “bitter exes” relationship?

    would you play as a cheater, or with someone cheating on your muse?

    is there any “unconventional” relationship you play, or you would like to?

    do you have a favorite memory when it comes to rping a ship?

    do you have a least favorite memory when it comes to rping a ship?

    what’s the first ship you played?

    is your muse flirty?

    how would your muse react to someone flirting with them?

    how many relationships did your muse have?

    how does your muse handle breakups?

    how easily does your muse get crushes?

    does your muse have a celebrity crush?


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