I just saw the funniest unofficial taro reading I've ever seen. They start off with the take what resonates bit yada yada, then they pull the cards (more like the cards go flying across the room) and they make an ungodly screeching sound before falling off their chair. Then,,,the moment of truth, they say, "I get it. When you're really gay and really horny you don't want to take a shower. But you gotta. Sorry to break it to yah. Yeet!" Beautiful