#smfh Tumblr posts

  • sparklev0id
    25.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    so cool that i Actually Literally Cant eat any leftovers that are 2+ days old

    #my suspicion and discomfort are grounded in reality #i feel so fucking bad about it i hate wasting food but im too sensitive to eat anything that isnt either dry/preserved in some way or Fresh #ed cw #< not actually. jic #even 1 day old i can like clearly tell the difference in quality #what kind of raccoon am i smfh
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  • tallvampiresinhats
    24.05.2022 - 4 hours ago

    She fucks around at night and then finds out in the morning

    #Hellsing#Lucia Hellsing#Hellsing OC #She only has herself to blame #how many times does she do some fuckshit at night and then suffer in the morning??? #too many smfh
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  • minuseven
    24.05.2022 - 5 hours ago

    kaneki homosexual moments: eating his besties face and not saying no homo

    they hate to see a boytoy winning

    #lapined#SMFH #ken kaneki (boytoy) #also ken kaneki: nonbinary icon #;sir this is my emotional support organ donor and transplant recipient. (ooc)
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  • crushedsweet
    24.05.2022 - 12 hours ago

    She kept slapping me even tho I said to stop and I told her I only like it during s/x and she just laughed and did it more till I shoved her and hit her arm and she wrestled me till we were both on the floor and she kicked me really fucking hard in the c/nt and I was wearing denim jeans so the seam made it hurt 10x more. And I nearly began crying and she kept going from are u ok? To laughing at me and she made me.get up on the bed and kept trying to hug me but I kept.shoving her off n she kept acting like it was a game till I said smth abt "one day ur gonna go too far and hit me out of anger" or whatever and then she went on abt "let me kiss it better, I can make u feel.real good, let me touch you" and I kept saying no and told her to go get dressed so we can leave (I wanted to go on a walk) and she shut down and got silent and just did it quietly and woildnt let me.touch her bc "she didnt deserve it" and somehow I ended up apologizing over and over . Yea. Lol

    #we were having such a good time beforehand too #i i was napping while she played games and then we got somethngg to eat together #then we went back to her room to get ready to go for a wlak and this happened #honeys thoughts#uhh#tw abuse #?? i dont feel comfortable #calling it that #but i dont wanna not tag smfh if someones trying 2 avoid sfuff
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  • jaehyurb
    23.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Like im engrossed in this whole case not bc of some fandom shit i couldnt care less abt picking sides im engrossed bc this situation heavily mirrors my experience with age gaps. From the love bombing to the pet names of fictional characters in an age gap relationship. Thats a pov yall wont get or have. I feel what tf they felt i feel all that trauma bonding and what it does. I know how dangerous age gap relationships can be for someone emotionally.

    #like it genuinely just…. irks me how people dont think a relationship can be mutally toxic and still one party is the aggressor #i held a two year long relationship with a man that was 11 years older than me. i was toxic and he was toxic BUT HE ABSOLUTELY INITIATED #ALOT OF THE HURT AND ALOT OF THE INSULTS AND ALOT OF THE FEELINGS OF INSECURITY #he absolutely was the aggressor or initiator and i was absolutely giving into the toxicity and giving it right back to him bc he would #fucking beat me down make me feel bad about my body and abt my mental health and id fucking give into that shit #and id engage and also insult him and id be jealous and insecure alot. and he was still the one to initiate #the one to cause an arguement #IT FUCKING HAPPENS #and thats why i cant stand how everyone is blindly rooting for amber bc she put on a show on the stand. i know women like her they exist #just like i dont know much of anything yall definitely dont know much of anything except ‘believe women’ ya believe women until that woman #is starting to become untruthful and visibly untruthful #smfh. this rlly is why i am not friends w LFs and RFs
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  • distinguishthegod
    23.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    My mother, wise as the eastern star. Wise as 3 men. Wise as the smart ass she raised, found herself today talking to me about “forgiveness”. Now, normally I listen because, after all, she’s the reason why I am able to comprehend what I was able to hear in the first place, however, the ringer was off the hook as she spoke to me. You see, I find myself in this space in my 30s where I have found an uncanny comfort in wearing my heart on my sleeve but at the moment the sleeves are rolled up and I’m ready to get brand new tats. I am finding it extremely difficult to forgive those who have offended her and am learning to understand how utterly insipid the venomous bite in my silence can be. It’s so loud the ringtone is deafening. A part of me wants to avenge her but nothing about what’s transpired prior and after my birth has been Marvel. Who knew that in staying she’d develop this type of super power other women would pass up because they knew a red flag when they came into contact with it. Yes, the lenses need to change. Yes, the prescription bottle seems to be outdated but at this stage in the game the master isn’t the one waiting on the final level, it’s God asking you to be real if you actually see yourself continuing to play, stupid. Maybe I’m falling into a cycle. A cycle that for whatever reason the wash load just won’t remove these stains. No matter how much bleach I apply, how much vinegar for the bacteria, how much softener some of these stains of bad memories, over worn shirts and not listening to sound advice it’s still not enough to make this spin cycle do what it was designed to do; make sure the load comes out clean. I find myself becoming bitter, I need a therapist. #Day337ofMel #forgiveness #therapy #help #prayer #hurt #betrayal #thefall #bitter #bitterness #bittersweet #hurtpeoplehurtpeople #dontpushme #whydidyoudoit #whydidyousaythat #lookatthedamage #smh #smfh #youhurtme #ilovedyou #itsover #itsovernow #intherapy #fuckit https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd4u79fsmMT/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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  • samsspambox
    23.05.2022 - 2 days ago

    my coping mechanism is picking up hobbies when i'm stressed and i don't like it

    #sam rambles #one year it was filter making #another year was meditating #last sem was stress writing #this sem it's drawing #but hell if i pick up idle studying smfh
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  • haley-x
    22.05.2022 - 3 days ago


    #tumblr so silly with the upload limit smfh #always making my gifs low quality
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  • travesty-majesty
    21.05.2022 - 3 days ago

    Testing some art stuff!! Putting it below a Read More tho bc tw stuff

    TW: Severe Eyestrain, Blood

    #Tumblr is absolutely butchering the quality smfh #My art#Ocs#Eyestrain tw#Blood tw#London Akamatsu
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  • yanderella-chann
    21.05.2022 - 3 days ago

    I swear the disgusting bots that message me looking for a "sugar baby" and such makes me want to delete my account

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  • that-thing-that-feeling
    21.05.2022 - 3 days ago

    “Billy, who has been a mega jerk…fully redeems himself” (x)

    yeah no not this

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  • peachsayshi
    21.05.2022 - 3 days ago

    Hey, everyone! please note that all my original work is posted only on tumblr and ao3 - and I only go by the handle peachsayshi. 

    If you see somebody else posting my work with another handle or on another platform - then it has been stolen, and I would appreciate if you can just report them or send me a link. 

    Thank you so much! 💖💖

    #why the fuck would you steal people's work? #smfh #this makes me so livid
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  • ghostzzy
    21.05.2022 - 4 days ago

    im sitting here like why aren’t my drugs working and why is my pain So relentless and then i check the calendar and. oh <3

    #8 days til next period! u know what that means! #time for all my bodily chemicals to turn to acid!!!! #smfh!!! i wanted to get wizard high!!!! 🔪 #izzy.txt
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  • crybabyboyscout
    20.05.2022 - 4 days ago

    tumblr be acting like they want everybody off the platform… get these ads off my mf dash and off my mf blog

    and 40 dollars for ad free, y’all have lost y’all ever loving mind

    #doing everything but what y’all should be doing smfh
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  • busyblessin
    20.05.2022 - 4 days ago

    remembered that a dear angel gave me £15 yesterday so im not quite as desperate for cashish.................

    #trying to blow off work as always SMFH
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  • anrupanshi
    20.05.2022 - 4 days ago

    One Word Prompts / Accepting

    @viigilant​ asked: sacrifice :  my  muse  jumps  in  front  of  your  muse,  sacrificing  their  life  for  your  muses  life.

    Injuries and other ailments were only natural events to experience in the midst of battle - particularly amongst the illuminated. While much combat with mortals might not result in such worry for injury, powerful forces clashing meant that backlash tore through stone and wood, scars of strife embedded into the earth. Although it had been quite some time since the now former geo archon had engaged in such battle, he was at least pleased to see that not much of his power had gone since his contract with the current cryo archon was fulfilled. The age of adepti was ending and thus the forces that threatened Liyue were weakened compared to before, yet this did not mean there was no danger. 

    Perhaps his own somewhat short but still present time out of the field had dulled his sense of urgency a tad or perhaps the presence of a trusted companion had done the same. Either way, golden hues had caught the gleeful dance of an abyss mage only moments before the mage hurled a curl of flame in his direction - the consultant prepared to weather the attack in order to provide a stronger counter attack when the ever vigilant, ever watchful form of the last yaksha glided over on wings of anemo; path of flight interrupted by the impact of that fireball spreading over his chest.


    Immediately, he caught his companion - gaze sweeping over the expanse of the burn before flickering back toward the mage. With a small sigh, a palm covered the singed fabric and flesh, protective coil of seals wrapping around the adeptus and slowly working to seal together injured flesh. 

    “...thank you.” Although the contract of the yaksha’s service to him specifically was nullified once he dissolved his own position, he knew the other’s loyalty was one that would transcend that. He valued the other’s devotion... and wished for him to take more care towards himself. With another gentle touch to healing injuries, he rose. 

    “We will speak of this later. Allow your injuries to heal, I will handle this.” 

    #;ask and you shall receive | answers #;as peaceful as a stone | ic #viigilant #( how do you always find the ones in the memes that i completely overlook every time smfh ) #( also sorry this is... long )
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  • im-a-natural-gloom-boi
    20.05.2022 - 4 days ago

    Y'know how Christians always say you should love everyone, including enemies, and that you shouldn't hate anyone? That's what I always heard. But if that's the case, then doesn't that mean you should love the devil too?

    "But Satan is evil and bad and you shouldn't like him-" wow that's not very love thy neighbor of you, Sharon 🙄

    #me and the devil play smash bros on the weekends. we're besties #he deserves better than this smfh #alex's nonsense #somewhere out there a suburban church mom just woke up in a cold sweat lmao
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  • yuuki-mishima
    20.05.2022 - 5 days ago

    Need to follow my mutuals personal posts tag so I can keep up with their lore

    #josh screams #I feel bad cause some of you guys are consitant with liking my personal posts #but  I dont see any of yours come up on my dash #I follow too many people :pensive: #I need to know your lore smfh
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  • the-pigeolympics
    19.05.2022 - 5 days ago

    this song is just Yelling king/hitori at me 

    #ya girl would make a video if she had editing software smfh #if someone can recommend software that is free #and also is for macs #and is also similar in buttons and utility to after effects or sony vegas pro (i suck at learning new software) #that would be greatly appreciated #yun talks
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  • anonprotagging
    19.05.2022 - 5 days ago

    oh dear, my good friend jonathan harker doesn't seem to be having a great time

    but he thinks he's doomed in june and this goes until november so what is the truth 🤔🤔🤔

    #dracula daily #he can't die in june though that's pride month #fully convinced that every main character in this book so far is bi so drac....... please confront your internalized issues #smfh 😔😔😔😔
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