I’ve had no motivation so I spent all day on this vore shitpost animatic based on @oh-i-need-a-name ‘s giant foster au, which, if you haven’t ever heard of, go read it, it’s one of my favorite aus of all time.
(also I’ve already submitted a bunch of fanart for it that’s only on their account, so I’m just adding to my pile of gf au doodles and I will continue to add to it, that’s a threat and a promise)
I can post this in a comic format later if I feel like it cause some of the frames go by really quick and it’s honestly kinda angsty without the vine context but idk we’ll see
context under the cut:
shout out to the anons that started this cause god knows I’m not funny enough to think of this shit on my own
#for anyone unaware of what’s happening #Tommy has been nommed by Ranboo who is in a fight with Wilbur #the giant with the earrings is Ranboo cause I drew them a little bit similar here #aka the giant on the left #also I will die with my gf au Ranboo earring headcanon #gf au brainrot happened again I had to do something #cyncerity#mcyt g/t#mcyt gt #not my au #tw vore#cyn art#g/t vore#soft vore#safe vore#vore shitpost #you can tell when I’m proud of something cause I’ll add generalized tags and not just mcyt tags #also#protip- #if you ever feel like doing nothing but you wanna do something #do something you’ve been putting off doing that you know you’ll actually enjoy
But imagine for a second Ubbe taking the 2 month journey back from Newfoundland to get super important supplies in Iceland that can't be found in the new world, only to hear from a Danish settler that East Anglia has some Saxon king ruling over the land and people now. Ubbe gets annoyed because East Anglia was meant to be free land for the settlement he helped gain from Alfred, so he travels down there to see for himself what is going on before he sets off, as if Alfred has gone back on his word then Ubbe should know.
He goes to Norfolk, finds the main Saxon town in the kingdom and asks to see the King, oddly he gets invited in rather easy by the houseguards, gets to see the King and -
Hvitserk: *Was eating bread but drops it on his knee when he sees who it is"
Ubbe: *Stares back in equal shock*
Hvitserk: *Is stunned*
Ubbe: Where's the king? Wait. You? You're the king?
Hvitserk: Ubbe! ... I'm the king.
Hvitserk: *Picks up his bread again because he's hungry*
Ubbe: What in Odin's name?
Hvitserk: I've had no dinner
#hvitserk ragnarsson#ubbe ragnarsson #I just need Ubbe to come down there all angry because Alfred broke his word (?) and there's Hvitty just nom nom nomming on the throne #Like a hamster #Vikings #Hvitty is (soft) outraged as he's a good and kind King and he had no dinner as he was too busy king-ing so he's eating his bread #2 months by Vikings: Valhalla saying it took 6 weeks from Greenland #Newfoundland may take 2 weeks longer or so
Uhh here. Self-indulgent fic from yours truly. Character used is a self insert not the canon character of the same name. Yadda yadda
Cade’s predicament was far from unusual, currently in a half folded position with a boot pressed up against his larger partner’s faceplate with a scowl on his face. The Autobot holding him, however, was grinning smugly, like the cat who caught the canary
“Rodimus Prime, how many times do I need to tell you off for trying to eat me while I’m working?” came the smaller male’s annoyed, almost exasperated inquiry. Yes, his predicament had come from his partner, conjunx, whatever you wanted to call him, attempting to swallow him down in the midst of him repairing a car’s damaged head gasket
“More than you already have, apparently” the fiery red mech replied, with a soft chuckle, merely causing the other male to groan in disapproval and give a halfhearted kick the metal right beneath his foot, albeit the fact the other’s chuckle gave him a fuzzy feeling, something he would never admit, however
“Well, you’re lucky that the shitty head gasket is functional enough that the customer won’t want a refund” The human huffed out, wiping the grime that had remained from his work from his face with a sleeve “That and I think my back’s starting to give me guff for laying on it all day.” the scowl that had previously inhabited Cade’s face turned into a playful smile “Wanna help me with that?”
A pause, and Rodimus made a noise akin to a snort at his lover’s question “Oh, am I just your personal heating pad now?” the mech teased, poking his partner in the chest ever so lightly. He knew Cade wasn’t fragile, but it was a precautionary instinct nonetheless
A dramatic gasp left Cade’s chest at the mech’s words, placing a hand on his chest in false offense “How dare you doubt my love like that, shame, shame!”, and such dramatics only caused the taller of the two to roll his eyes before ceasing them, simply planting a kiss on the other’s head, which Cade leaned into, a hum buzzing in his chest. Hiding his face in his hoodie to hide the pink that dusted his cheeks before he shook his head once the Prime’s face pulled away
Then, promptly, Cade was lifted to the mech’s mouth, and casually yet gently slipped inside, it was still a shock to his senses that a cybernetic life form held so much warmth inside, it was ultimately unnerving at first, but now it was comforting.
Comforting enough that the organic sounding swallows that followed didn’t scare him, gentle, inorganic muscles squeezed him but never with the intention of harm. A final twitch and he simply slid into a larger chamber, mechanical sounds met his ears. Sounds of his partner's body working all around him. A content sigh left the human’s lips as odd, wire-like “flesh” squeezed at him gently and warmth seeped into his bones.
He could feel rubbing from outside, gentle and filled with love, far from the usual bastardly poking and ever-audible teasing, and his chest warmed at the feeling, going lax against the chamber’s walls
Sitting there in warm, dimly lit darkness, Cade wondered why his past self ever questioned why the two of them fit so well together. Aside from the whole ‘mechanic and giant alien car robot’ dynamic, they were complete opposites. And Cade was content with that.
#safe vore#soft vore#transvoremers #r.odimus p.rime #cade [oc] #i s2g if this ends up in the main tag im throwing myself into the VOID #also they have an obviously established relationship but their first noms were panicked and angsty and i might write that soon.
So I had a realization last night that made me feel really good about myself and felt I should share it wish other who might have self confidence issues.
Because of the existence of the multiverse, in some universes you are a character in some sort of media that has a fandom. You know what that means? In those universes, you are someone's favorite character, and again because of multiverse.
You could be the favorite character of your favorite character, you could even be their comfort character.
You ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that okay? Somewhere out there in the multiverse, your favorite characters love you back.