Even Pikachu is swag 😎

oh god this guy is called jerma

Stu The poem of the day

im stu

written by isoo!

this is my poem

i put on your blog

im sure that you know em

his icons a dog!

WOWIE YIPPEEEEEESSSSSSEEWWW hehe that'sethays me ↑& 🐕🐶🐾thatsdog my icon↓

not to be dumb but isn’t the point of ~corporate swag~ that they give some of it away to employees. for like idk marketing or whatever

hi i was going to follow you but u read ur rules & about me. what do you mean you hate loud people?

HAKSJS OH BABES i meant people that are overly loud irl

time to play slenderman robloc game until I have to be responsible 

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Brian David Gilbert Out of Context Sentence Starters 2

Peep part one here !

“ I'm gonna call this the time break. ”

“ Let's go ! ”

“ Let's start with books. ”

“ Who really has the time to read all those books ? I do. Apparently. ”

“ Look at [name]. S/he has no fucking clue what's going on. ”

“ You thought you could get away with that shitty-ass ladder !? ”

“ You cannot hide your ladders from me ! ”

“ I just saved your ass... with Monopoly ! ”

“ We'll start from the beginning. ”

“ Hi, I'm [name], safety fan and bureaucratic wunderkind. Please address me as such. ”

“ Folks, we're about to engage in a friendly session of biblical literalism. ”

“ S/he go-karts, and S/he fights people. For sport. ”

“ Unfortunately, there isn't an OSHA guide to bloodsport. ”

“ Violation. Violation. Violation. Violation ! ”

“ And then it's another existential crisis, but this is my favorite one. ”

“ They didn't choose to be born. Who does choose to be born, right ? Who chooses ? ”

“ Why am I the only scholar in time break studies !? ”

“ [name], take FUCKING NOTES. ”

“ When you walk into an unknown space, I want the first question on your mind to be, “ Am I safe to smash ? ” . ”

“ And if someone comes up and introduces themselves to me as Duke, my pants are already off. ”

“ [name], ya did it again ! ”

“ [name] thinks it shouldn't be this high on the list, but fuck [name]. ”

“ We have to start over. ”

“ The potential energy I shall release into a holy flame so I might burn out the blasphemy from [name]'s modern iteration-- ”

“ ... yikes. ”

“ I feel like a Christmas ham. ”

“ Put your toys away honey. ”

“ Just let me game, mom. ”

“ History's so BORIIIIING. UGGGHHH-- ”

“ ... what ? ”

“ Where's [name] ? Where's [name]-- I'll get to it, don't worry, I'll get to it. ”

“ Thanks [name], for making me read six hundred and eighty four pages of OSHA regulations, you piece of GARBAGE. ”

“ I fuckin' love candles. ”

“ I swear to god, if I get one “ um actually ” comment, it's a lost cause. ”

“ And then s/he defeats the thing. ”

“ And it forces them to form fraternal bonds, in the crucible of battle. ”

“ Ugh, history's SO boring. I'm done with this. ”

“ Let's do the child one ! ”

“ Stop jumping ! ”

“ S/he's finished his/her entire meaning of existence by the time s/he's like, twelve. ”

“ They're on a live racetrack. All of the things are moving. ”

“ Everyone. All the time. Everywhere. And also [name]. ”

“ Oh-- oh those legs, are way too human. ”

“ Then s/he dies in the ocean. ”

tryna manifest something through the technique of projecting onto a fictional character

everyday I find that the label transneufemmasc fits me more and more right. rip to the people who think it's cringe or whatever but this label fucks, bye losers!

Friendly reminder that Elise has a Stranger Things verse 😌 and I might consider adding one for my bby Saros

I’ll be like “why can’t I handle 85F it’s literally normal weather around here” and then I remember I’m literally wearing a sweater with a black shirt underneath and black sweatpants and thick socks and boots. There’s nothing wrong w that btw

Nagisa from assclass has tgirl swag btw

teeeehehehe did something new with my hair today

don't usually have Feelings like this but electra from the oresteia makes me go insane fr im obsessed with her

being weird in public is actually just autistic swag

hell-o dearest mutual i brought forth an image from the jungle known to be twitter dot com

Thank you for I refuse to go on twitter

the reason is that all four of them have both nonbinary swag and autistic swag