Uzui: Obanai said I was insane for thinking such things so.

Uzui: Rengoku, When I get murdered can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Rengoku, Already used to it: Yeah Sure, I'll hide your Body somewhere where the Cops won't see

Uzui: Thanks Bud

Tengen Uzui + Wives

Headcanons

Scenarios

Tengen and his wives Spoiling Fem!Black!Reader would include

Drabbles

Hmm... to celebrate you a bit more, how about you take the prompt you just used for the Kamaboko Squad (about celebrating their s/o's achievement) and try applying it to some of the Hashira? It doesn't have to be all of them, just the ones you like the most or whomever you prefer to write for :3

A/n: Gladly! 😁😁😁

Gn!reader with you/your pronouns.

(Seperate!)Sanemi + Rengoku + Tengen + Muichiro + Mitsuri × Reader

Celebrating You pt.2

Sanemi

Probably acts like he doesn't care at first

(That's how he tends to be about most things, at least at first)

But pretty soon, you notice

How he casually slips your achievement into conversation with the other pillars

How he's just a tad bit less blunt for awhile after you tell him, because he sees you all happy about it

And, if you really, REALLY pay attention

His almost silent mumble of "good job" right after you tell him about it

Now, if you don't pay such close attention, you will either:

A: not notice at all, think he honestly doesn't care, and he finds himself feigning annoyance as he says "good job" just a little louder

Or B: Someone was rude about your accomplishment. Then you are about to hear (very angrily, very loudly) exactly how much he admires you for reaching your goal, and how the loser who insulted you would be lucky to have done half of what-

And just like that, he's said too much, and his tough-and-indifferent act is completely done for (just about this tho; mans still got issues :))

Not that you'll miss it (too much) 🤍

Rengoku

Just like Tanjiro

You couldn't find a greater supporter

Oh god

The AMOUNT OF PEOPLE HE WOULD TELL

Will shout the news of your lovely achievement from the rooftops

Probably starts conversations with it

Like

"Good Evening, Kyojuro!"

"Ah, hello Tengen, my friend! Have you heard what my darling (Y/n) just-"

No one will be catching a break for awhile, but, as I said with Zenitsu

He's just proud of you!! Let him celebrate!!

Best boi; gets you (insert favorite food) as a reward 🧡

Tengen

Oho

Oh my

I sincerely hope you wanted a party

Because you're getting one

No if's, and's, or but's

There will be a party

"But Tengen, it was just a small achiev-"

Shhh. You get a party.

And that party is FANTASTIC

You end up having the time of your life, even if you were against the idea to begin with

Just imagine..

Tengen, telling everyone how amazing his darling (you) is, the whole while you are seated on his lap. No need to get up; if you need to go somewhere, he'll carry you.

Accomplishment or no accomplishment, Tengen will treat you like the god/goddess you are 💖

Muichiro

You probably think he forgot what you did the second you tell him

But no

It lingers with him no less than 5 minutes! Can you believe it? FIVE WHOLE MINUTES!

And even then, he still knows you did something, he's just forgotten the details

Asks you to repeat it a few dozen times

But that's okay

About the sixth or seventh time you tell him, certain basic stuff about it starts to absorb

So when he comes across another hashira

He recounts to them the fantastic story of your achievement

With like

60% accuracy

But hey! He's getting better at it!

By the time he's done misinforming most of the pillars

And you've told him what you did about 30 more times

He's finally got it!

He can tell everyone how amazing his partner is

And be around 90% truthful in his storytelling 💙

Mitsuri

Probably squealed like a preteen girl at a Justin Bieber concert when you told her what you did

Also doesn't matter if what you accomplished is considered a big deal or not

She's proud of you no matter what

Like Kyojuro, this new achievement of yours is the first or second thing she brings up in conversation

She will not get over it for awile

Even after all the excitement of it fades for you

It could be months later

And she'll just randomly remind you of that amazing thing you did that one time like a year ago-

Another one who throws you a party

She'll take any excuse to celebrate you, her wonderful darling 💗

A/n: I'm quite proud of this fic! 😆

And, to whoever's reading this, whatever you've done, I'm proud of you too!! 😊🤍🧡💖💙💗 As always, special thanks to amywb for requesting!!

Uzui brainrot

Hehe hoping on a trend with everyone’s favorite siblings/j

Every kny chracter you write for as discord mods? (〃▽〃)ｷｬｰ

featuring: slandering/praising the hashiras, upper moons, and muzan tags/warnings: discord shittery!! notes: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST REQUEST I'VE EVER GOTTEN LMFAO AS A MOD MYSELF I HAD SM FUN WRITING THIS xx (lean-level crack under cut!)

・・・☆ literally the law. literally the type of mod to say “that’s sad, but please take it to #vent” and “no pictures in #general.” hands out warns, mutes, kicks, and bans like it’s free candy, and no loophole is getting through them. takes discord modding to a whole new level, they may as well be classified as a discord dictator. the discord mod equivalent of an over-sensitive twitter girl who wishes she was ramona flowers.

・obanai, kokushibo

・・・☆ abuse of power. will ban anyone they find annoying, changes anyone’s nicknames to their own amusement, and probably threatens people to boost the server. might even doxx you, who knows? they probably even get mad if you ping them, even if you’re just replying to their message. puts you in timeout for 14098109 hours. their love language is typing out “?warn @ (your username)”

・sanemi, muzan

・・・☆ absolute fuckery. never mods properly, all they do is fuck around and show off their mod status and maybe even flexes their nitro. puts animated emojis in all their messages, has gif profile pictures at all times, has a banner, and their nitro boost badge is probably at 2 years. they can be fun as hell, or annoying as shit. probably spams and breaks the rules themselves, but they’ve still kept the mod for so long they probably even have adam and eve’s autograph.

・tengen, daki, douma, gyokko

・・・☆ an actual normal mod. surprise, surprise, it’s someone who can actually mod and chat like a normal human being. uses mod commands appropriately, and is well-liked by the server. probably hates one of the “absolute fuckery” mods, but at the end of the day they’re still the same species of creatures that need to touch grass. occasionally streams in vc and sets up events, but is probably susceptible to getting scammed by e-girls woops.

・gyutaro, akaza

・・・☆ the super respected mods. everyone listens to what they say, and they’re literally the backbone of the server. chaos usually ensues when they’re offline, but their online presence is like “big dick energy” but in a respectful way. only uses mod commands when things get really bad, but other than that, they’re super easy to reason with and are mature as hell. checks up on server members and might as well be a discord parent to many. don’t provoke though; will literally delete your online presence.

・shinobu, gyomei

・・・☆ barely online mod. are they dead? have they been kidnapped? are they secretly a CIA officer by day and santa’s reindeer by night? who knows. their last message was a millennium ago, and their status hasn’t even been “online” since the last time you weren’t dreaming about literal 2d pixelated people. yes, you, the reader. still has mod for some odd reason, and the role isn’t coming off even until the second coming of christ. or the third. who knows, really.

・giyuu, muichiro

・・・☆ precious baby, lovely cinnamon roll sunshine lavender unicorn’s tears fairy’s flesh. embodiment of all things sweet and lovable, they’re the mod who everyone just loves. the most welcoming and comforting, they’re like the server teddy bear who you can talk about anything to. always down to vc and chat whenever, and are literally the best online friends anyone could have. probably has a cat constantly SITTING ON THEIR CAPS LOCK KEY AND USES A SHIT TON OF EMOJIS TOO ✨🧚‍♀️💍🐸🦋🪱🦈🦩🎋🌈🍒🍖🍧🧃⛸🎪🎨🩰🎭🎲🧩

・kyojuro, mitsuri

hc request here. I was wondering how does the hashira (specifically Giyu, Kyo, Tengen, Sanemi) go about initiating sex with their fem! SO? are they shy about it or super direct? do they get all handsy or what? bonus to include the following demons Douma, Alaza, Kokushibo. also make it NSFW cuz I'm a horknee hoe 😏😜💕

featuring: giyuu, kyojuro, tengen, sanemi, douma, akaza, kokushibo x f! reader (separate) tags/warnings: sin ahead! (more under cut!)

・・・♡ giyuu ・actions over words for sure ・he won’t be very direct in a verbal sense, more so hinting at it but with more touches ・in peaceful nights, he’ll wrap his arms around you and pull you closer to him with your back against his front ・starts by quietly telling you how much he loves you while peppering your neck with soft kisses, gradually becoming bolder and bolder the more you respond to him ・will slip his hand into your clothes to stroke your cunt and rub your clit in between his fingers while you feel him quickly harden against you ;) ・if you want to, you can get him to admit how much he wants you! ・tease him a little and he’ll tell start letting his thoughts run on its own <3

・・・♡ kyojuro ・direct!! ・very, very direct in a way that catches you off-guard ・like he can just admit it out of the blue and sees no problem in it. if you get flustered it just riles him up even more ・VERY HANDSY AS WELL!! ・depending on the situation, he can be either direct or handsy, but most of the time it’s both ・simple pecks turn into something more, and through all the needy groping, pulling, and bruising kisses, he’ll tell you everything he wants to do with you ・will even start grinding himself on you from how much he wants you ・but really, he isn’t afraid to be honest with you <3

・・・♡ tengen ・once again VERY DIRECT ・and once again, in both ways, too ・has NO SHAME at all!! literal king of dirty talking, has no problem in giving you a potential heart attack from him blurting out all the things he wants to do to you and what he wants you to do to him ・also doesn’t hold back in telling you what you do to him ;) ・starts off by being more verbally direct, but once he lays a hand on you, he’s NOT letting go ・his touch is literally electric, and his need for you is even more intoxicating ・asks you if you can feel how much he needs you by pressing his hardened cock against your thigh while fingering you just because he’s just THAT proud of wanting you <3

・・・♡ sanemi ・direct in his own…sanemi way ・is normally very, very rough ・like in a way where it looks like he’s trying to initiate a fighting session instead of sex ・grabs you, pins you to a wall, table, or whatever’s close by, tears both of your clothes off, and starts fucking you wild ・tells you how much of a ‘fucking tease’ you are and how he just can’t control himself because of you ・not afraid to be straightforward especially if it’s in the form of degrading you at the same time <3 ・rough, needy, and always hungry for more! will probably start fingering you before you even know it

・・・♡ douma ・absolutely a sneaky little bastard ・starts touching your thighs or gropes at your breasts, maybe even ghosting his fingers right against your cunt or tugging at the waistband of your panties for good measure ・if you call him out on it, though? he’ll turn the tables on you and tell you what a dirty-minded girl you are for seeing his ‘innocent’ touches in such a way ・it doesn’t stay innocent for long, though ・whispers the DIRTIEST things ever as he nibbles on the shell of your ear ・indirectly direct; will try and break you enough to beg for him ・if he’s super needy though, he’ll just pull you into his lap and make you bounce on his lap like a good whore <3

・・・♡ akaza ・TOTAL FLIRT ALERT ・feather-light touches, flushed smirks, and tons of teasing ・depending on his mood, he’ll either be super super handsy with his touch roaming all over your body pressing himself on you orrrr he’ll try and make you initiate it verbally after he’s teased you enough ・most of the time he’ll just go in for the kill ・sweet, heated kisses on your lips and jaw as he starts humping your cunt, cock leaking as lust starts clouding his eyes ・teases you about how ‘needy’ you are when he’s just as needy ・loves it when you playfully fight back! messy makeouts and stubborn grindings with him <3

・・・♡ kokushibo ・is either vocal about it, or silent but handsy about it ・if he decides to tell you straight-up, he’ll be as commanding as can be ・will make you strip and display yourself for his hungry eyes before he starts being rough and demanding with his body! ・will tell you how you’re his and his alone, and loves it when you pliantly submit yourself to him ・if he’s feeling a little too thirsty, he’ll just wordlessly start paling at your cunt and flicking your clit to prepare you for his thick cock ・you can DEFINITELY feel how hard he is for you, and he intends on letting you know ・authoritative with a sprinkle of mindless lust for you <3

why dont you stay the night?

Tengen x black reader

Warnings: none. 

Genre: little angst to fluff (based off the song ‘stay the night’ by the internet)

DARK CONTENT CONSUMERS/AUTHORS DNI

"I'm leaving." you declared

You just got done arguing with your husband, you couldn't even remember what yall were arguing about but you knew you needed to get out of that house before you lost your mind.

"where are you going to go?" your husband asked smartly

truthfully all of your family lived too far away to seek shelter for the night but you knew you needed to leave.

It all started when the two of you went shopping at the market. it seemed like your husband was already annoyed by you dragging him there and every time you asked for his opinion on what yall should eat for dinner it was always a “i dont care” or “I dont know” which was weird because usually he would have an input on these things.

When you asked him what was wrong and he just ignored you and brushed it off.

“uzi? why are you being so rude towards me?” you asked

here comes the denial.

“im not being rude to you.”

“all day you’ve been ignoring me or blowing me off. Just tell me whats wrong”

“Nothing is wrong! Just stop fucking asking me its annoying me” he yelled at you

You flinched at his yelling. He never raised his voice at you in the manner that he did. Small tears pricked at the corner of your eyes as the two of you stood in complete silence. Tengens face softened and he quickly came over to you

“Get away from me Tengen” you hissed. 

His heat broke at the way you spat out his name. You havent called him that since the beginning of yalls relationship. 

“Baby I didnt mean to-” he began but you did nothing but simply but your finger in his face and walked away from him.  Going into the bedroom some tears fell from your face as you packed a small bag to leave for the night. 

Your feelings were hurt. You guys never had communication problems like this

There was a small knock on the door with Tengen gently calling your name. You ignored the knocking and zipped up your bag. You opened the door and pushed pass him 

“sweetheart, where are you going?” he asked

“Im leaving” you declared 

“Where? Theres no need to leave lets sit down and talk about this.” he asked softly 

“After you just yelled at me for wanting to talk about this? No now please move out my way” you said rolling your eyes 

“Its dark out and your family lives miles away, Just stay the night. We dont have to talk. Just....stay... please” he practically begged

You bit the inside of you cheek and huffed as you walked into the bedroom  again. 

A few hours passed and the tension was somewhat gone. You walked to the kitchen for a glass of water. Tengen was sitting on the loveseat reading a book. He looked up to see you trying to grab the glass to drink from. 

“here let me get it for you” he offered. 

You muttered a thank you and went to the water pitcher to pour you a glass.

“I just want to say Im sorry. I shouldn’t have yelled at you. You don’t have to accept my apology right now.” He said softly

“Im still upset with you uzi. I wish you would’ve told me what was wrong instead of blowing up on me.” You expressed crossing your arms 

“I know. I have no excuse. Let me make it up to you.” he said kissing your hand

You knew he was serious about this. He was never the one not to own up to his actions 

The two of you sat on the couch as your husband spilled his heart out to you. It was comforting to say the least that you two had this type of relationship where there was trust between the two of you. You loved him..alot. 

for the rest of the night the two of you sat in each others arms in silence sharing small kisses between the two of you.

Before the two of you went to bed he caressed your face and muttered a ‘I love you’ to you. 

Your heart fluttered at the declaration as you muttered the declaration back at him

Kissing you on your forehead he wished you goodnight.

KnY/Demon Slayer

(Image is not mine)

Masterlist

Kamado Tanjiro

None

Agatsuma Zenitsu

None

Hashibira Inosuke

None

Tokito Muichiro

None

Rengoku Kyojuro

None

Shinazugawa Sanemi

None

Iguro Obanai

None

Tomioka Giyuu

None

Uzui Tengen

None

Kanroji Mitsuri

None

Kocho Shinobu

None

Kibutsuji Muzan

None

Douma

None

Akaza

None

Tengen: I have three wives

Zenitsu: well uh

Zenitsu: *grabs tanjiro and inosuke* i have two bfs so hah

Tengen: well I have a bf too but he's currently on recovery after some crazy incident with upper moon 3 so and I actually have 4 partners but nice try

Rengoku and Uzui: *randomly start making out*

Tomioka:

Tomioka: guys what the actual fuck we're on a mission-

Uzui x Male reader Hcs please

MY TIME TO SHINE!!! As a man myself it will be easier to write tha a normal female reader. and my gay ass will have fun to write about Uzui aswell. i will include the wives cause i like going cannon wise so srry about that. For the other people that Requested, I am working on them! (all of them) so please exuse me if it takes such long time!

Uzui x Male Reader Headcannons!

Tengen would love you regardless your gender. Youre his husband and, wait for it your also husband to three other girls! Of course alot of people will be suprised when Tengen starts saying "spouces" instead of wives because now your involved. He has no shame in saying your his husband and You go in pride saying that he is yours. Suma always clings to you while you're also the person Makio always gossips to. You also casually enjoy helping Hinatsuru in the kitchen and often join Tengen in training. Whats conviniant with also having a husband is knowing his "male" needs. As in not only horny thoughts but aswell knowing those relatible moments of only a man could understand. Also, You know whats the best? Cuddles. Not only from Tengen but the whole "family"! Arguments are weird. You'll be yelling at Tengen for something he did wrong and he would probaby yell back. Hour later he will come and be like "Im sorry, it was not flashy of me to yell at you" Its cute how he just admits it. Hugs after it? i think so. You know what he loves saying the most? "Mr Uzui" and it isnt directed to him, no no no, its directed toawrds you! He loved how he said your name with his last name. It made his pride flower like a dandilion in a summery feild! (if your a demon slayer) You dont get to see your spouces so much due to your jobs. Slaying demons everyday is hard, y'know? So when all of you are finally together in the Uzui mansion its a day to enjoy. Enjoying dinner and just enjoying eachothers presence. Its truely something to live for. Tengen gets absolutely too eager to see you when he finds out you make a pit stop at te butterfly mansion due to an injury. Expect friendly husband bimbo to rush to see you. More hugs than i already mentioned? i think the fuck so.

(if your not a demon slayer) You would ALSO be lonely. With your dear spouces out slaughtering demons day and night it gets boring to clean, cook and doing whatever you do. You love it when your dear spouces come home even if its just one hour. You have your needs aswell so sometimes you sneak out of the house without the Kakushi's of th ehouse knowing. Doing your usual "man" stuff. (im sos about saying "man stuff" im basically out of ideas.) Tengen tries to be home as much as possible, but when he isnt its just letters through letters.

At the end whatever gender you are, demon slayer or not if you are Tengens spuce than you are truely flamboyant.

see what i did there, no? just me finding it funny? ok then

You think Uzui is popular now? Just wait until Hanagezuka apears for less than a minute.

箕 ꒰ Uzui Tengen ꒱

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Shinobu (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)

Kamaboko squad + Reader during the Entertainment District Arc but it's the scene:

"Concubines!"

"Ugly concubines." from Mulan

Decisions, Decisions

Hey y'all! I am currently in between jobs and have had a lot of extra time to work on my writing projects these last few weeks.

So let's talk Fights and Sweet Touches! First of all, I want to thank you all for the love and support you've shown for this piece so far; it honestly has been so inspiring to see all of your comments, reblogs, etc. With that said, I need all of y'alls opinions regarding the story.

There are two, no, three avenues I could take with this:

1.) Continue on with part 3 of Fights and Sweet Touches.

2.) End it on part 2 but continue it in the next slated story "Baby Maybe?"

3.) I end the story here altogether and leave it as an another AU.

I can go with any of these three options, but I want to see what you guys would like to read next!

telling them they look pretty

anime: demon slayer

characters: kamado tanjiro, agatsuma zenitsu, tomioka giyuu, kocho shinobu, rengoku kyojuro, uzui tengen, kanroji mitsuri, shinaguzawa sanemi