#tf2 pyro Tumblr posts

  • feam-tortress
    16.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    Different classes' "MEDIC!" calls rated by how they make me feel.


    Very distinguished, moderately loud, but his "Let's go, Doc!" sounds like he's inviting me to kill some bitches, not heal a bastard. Which isn't a problem per se, but I have the maximum damage output of a slug. Love the "Alright, I feel good!" though, makes me think myself accomplished while still remaining impersonal, great job. 8/10.


    Professional, straightforward, matter-of-factly. Short but loud enough to be easily heard from a distance. "You deserve a medal!" is one of the best reactions to getting healed. 10/10.


    Way too quiet, baby, I'm sorry, you probably have to press it fifty times before I register your voice as something other than the vaguely sexual noises from my neighbors' bedroom. 6/10.


    Way too long, Jesus fucking Christ. I hear him hollering from across the map. He starts that "MEEEEEEEE-..." and by the time he's done with the "...-DIIIIIIIIIIIC" I've got him at full health. And what's that? You didn't need my help? 3/10.


    He sounds like he's calling for his husband (true and real and canon). "I love this Doktor!" is easily my favorite response. Brought down only slightly by the tendency of some players to expect me to pocket them. Which. I mean. You got that massive pool of health, you can take a hit. 9/10.


    So very polite. So eloquent. If anyone hurts him again, I will cry. I want to kiss him on the nose and protect him forever. "You're alright, Doc!" awww, you aren't half-bad yourself, you handsome devil. 10/10.


    He sounds like he's dying all the time, but if there are two Medics on the map, you bet your ass I'll heal the fuck out of my labcoated brother, if only because I know what it's like to be a high-priority target. Still too overdramatic though. 5/10.


    Oh, you gotta really hurt him for him to call me. Especially love those interactions where a shy Sniper will hold back on the call until he's at 1HP, then see me healing him, and get a bit more confident calling for me in a pinch. I mean, they're hella useful near the front line, but most often they don't survive long enough without at least some heals. Anyway, that "Thanks, mate!" warms my heart, 7/10 but only because it's too quiet.


    French, 0/10.

    That's it, hope you enjoy!

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  • tf2husbandryofficial
    16.05.2022 - 5 hours ago

    you joking, the pyro and spy LOVE each other!!!!!!!! they hang out super often and my little barbequed baby on a stick is always checking for him! Plumpkin pye always lights Crabby Patties cigs for him and my little spycrab is super grateful! They love each other :) I'll take my scout to rehab, i don't want anything happening to my baby boston boy :CCCC. my scouts stopped throwing a tanrum and is now curled on the floor sucking his thumb, and spy seems to be a little snippy at my pryo, probably because he's out of cigs :C -One very loving pyro, scout, AND spy owner 🥰

    I didn't Read all of the Context for this but Pyros are INFAMOUS about setting Spys on fire. Please Please PLEASE Be Careful with Your Pyro and Spy being in the Same room together

    -One VERY concerned Dr Seraphin

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  • tf2husbandryofficial
    16.05.2022 - 5 hours ago

    hey, uh, i let my dog out for a bit to play, and come back to a whole ass pyro playing (i assume?) with her? she isnt like, hurt or anything but i dunno if i should ket em keep playing. is this normal???

    Pyro's do like the company of other creatures! Go Ahead and let Them play Together! Just make Sure to Watch any Playdates so That the Pyro doesn't attempt to set Fire to your Dog. This is Great enrichment for Both of Them. -Dr. Seraphin

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  • limey-writes
    16.05.2022 - 6 hours ago

    Can you write how the mercs are when they are having a mini tea party with their crush (s/o) Include pyro and two or one merc of your choice. Tea party time :)

    Awwww this is so cute i adore it so much <3


    -- They are so so excited to spend that time together with you!! They set everything up perfectly and make all sorts of pastries for you to share together. They get Engie to make the drinks and dress up for your tea time together!

    -- Once you finally enter their room for tea time, you're presented with a lovely outfit to match theirs, they hold your hands to bring you over to the table, pulling out the chair for you to seat yourself as they mumble happily and sit across from you. Even though you couldn't see it, you knew they were smiling so big under their mask.

    -- They of course do their best to talk to you the best they could, though having hanging around them enough you could somewhat figure out what they were saying.

    -- Of course they were nervous, they wanted to make sure everything was perfect when it came to pleasing you, they just want to make you happy in any way they could! Everything had to go as planned and they had planned the best time for you two!

    -- You had to admit you had a great time with them, they just were the best company to have around and ever so sweet to you. They pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to you, their mannerisms very shy yet polite. The paper was a simply yet adorable drawing of you two together holding hands, you couldnt help but smile at it which they immediately took as they did a good job

    -- You of course compliment their baking skills, enjoying every new pastry they offer you to make you try all of them. They take any and all praise from you, please be kind to them as they are already planning your next "date".


    -- He hates the word 'tea party', to him it's a normal time to get to know you. He says to himself as hes internally panicking after asking you to come into his smoking room for tea.

    -- He fucks up everything he tries to put together and finally when things go right is when you walk in the door, watching the 'graceful' man almost drop a gorgeous porcelain teacup the second your presence graces him. He tries to act cool and invites you in, helping you to your seat.

    -- He's very elegant in how he talks to you, trying his best to impress you with stories from his work, he tries to not smoke in front of you to keep his cool exterior as he is screaming so happily inside.

    -- You on the other hand, feel very small under the man's gaze, watching your every move and feeling very scrutinized. Yet the look of embarrassment on your face was oh so adorable to him, he had to refrain from fawning over you then and there.

    -- He compliments you subtly, appreciating the compliments you give him in return, he does his best to ease your nervousness he could feel radiating off of you. His gaze soothed from his firm stare, allowing you space to breathe a moment.

    -- Spy only provides you the best tea and pastries, telling you where the tea leaves had come from and what recipe he used to make the pastries. You loves to listen to him speak, you're smile on your face as you listened gave him butterflies as he stumbled with his words when he caught sight of it.

    -- Once you two had finished spending those sweet moments together, he quietly invites you to another tea time, this time though he'll make it a much more romantic date (:<

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  • limey-writes
    16.05.2022 - 7 hours ago

    Can you write how the mers are when they play lego. This is so random. (Bonus: can you also write how they react when miss pauling walks into them happily playing with lego lol)

    Lol ya i wanna build lego too i want some. I'll write a few of em for ya buddo


    -- Of course he'd be playing with lego, he loves the colour of them and always wants to play with them, builds the most obscure shit but regardless will be so proud of them always.

    -- He tries to get more people to build with him, but if they all say no he's not gonna pout (for an hour) then try again to find someone to play with him and build all sorts of forts.

    -- Will blow hundreds of dollars to buy the huge builds, no you cannot convince me he wouldn't be like screaming in excitement when they pull out a new giant build set.

    -- He has a lot of figures hanging in his room, or on a shelf, his whole room is full of it.

    -- As for having Ms. Pauling come in, he just stares in silence at her, just complete shock as to being found out that he plays lego, then just silently ask if she wants to join lmao


    -- Obviously the man plays with legos, there is no doubt in my mind he doesn't. He likes to make little contraptions with it and will make the most gorgeous builds.

    -- He is the best builder and had built all the things you could ever imagine, the man makes a whole town with lego sets and is so pleased whenever someone compliments it

    -- No, no one is allowed to touch anything he has built. Demo broke his build once and he has never recovered from the pain of losing those hours upon hours of work.

    -- He totally buys all the bulk sets online, buys specific pieces he needs and has all sorts of rare blocks that he never uses because theyre just so special to him


    -- They only have the special sets. Only those. Doesn't matter if it's for the kids or something they only have those and get so happy when Engie brings them a new little set after buying the huge ones.

    -- They would totally draw about things they built and "blueprints" that they hang up on the wall and then put the build next to it. Has made a giant balloonicorn out of lego and it's one of their prized possession and will light anyone on fire that even looks at it

    -- Shows their little builds to everyone, collects the little animal pieces and plays with them on their own sometimes. Even might let Scout borrow some stuff to build to let him have someone to build with.

    -- Gifting them a giant build? Immediately their best friend ever and will force whoever gave it to them to build it together, thats what friends do ofc <3

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  • jaythewabbit15
    16.05.2022 - 8 hours ago

    Ship art of my two tf2 ocs, Jason (sniper) and Robin (scout). I really like how this one turned out especially the water reflections.

    Over all this took probably 7-10 hours

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  • drink-bread-art
    16.05.2022 - 9 hours ago

    Pyro slumber party aka “the WORST slumber party Scout has ever been to”

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  • wjbs-aus
    15.05.2022 - 11 hours ago

    Someone has made a TF2 Pyro head-replacement cosmetic based on a Worm-on-a-String.

    #tf2#pyro tf2#tf2 pyro #worm on a string
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  • yourfavelikesweirdcore
    15.05.2022 - 14 hours ago

    pyro tf2 🥺🥺

    Your fave, Pyro, likes weirdcore!

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  • diedinparadice
    15.05.2022 - 15 hours ago

    I haven’t uploaded fanfiction in so long, I feel like I’m betraying some deep and buried part of me.

    Technically I have been writing, though. Just not uploading.

    When I finish chapter 2 I’ll upload the prologue and chapter 1 on AO3, so keep an eye out for it if this interests you:





    An actual plot and end goal


    A healthy dose of drug use

    The void

    Oh god the eyes

    Excluding the prologue, I’m anticipating 20 chapters, and I’ve set it up for a sequel I already have a general idea of. Not to get ahead of myself or anything; I made sure to wrap it up nice, since it originally was going to be a stand alone.

    Waiting for feedback from beta readers on a few plot points I think may be a tad overwhelming, but other than that I just need to finish up chapters 1 and 2.

    So, casually plugging my AO3 in a post that was already an AO3 plug, make sure to watch for a new multi chapter fic uploaded by DiedInParadise on AO3.

    (Name undecided, and possibly a surprise. Post will be updated with proper details.)

    Complementary playlist soon to be linked.

    #team fortress 2 #tf2#tf2 medic#tf2 spy#tf2 scout#dad spy#tf2 fanfiction#tf2 soldier#tf2 engineer #tf2 miss pauling #tf2 pyro#tf2 demoman#tf2 heavy#tf2 sniper#ao3 fic #medic does drugs #possibly #my beta readers might nerf that since the story was fine without it #sniper keeps changing his mind #and I know I’m writing him but #it’s so fucking annoying #like pick a side Jesus Christ
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  • eldritch-something-or-other
    15.05.2022 - 16 hours ago

    Here's a compilation of every appearance of Pyro in the main TF2 comics i made for reference purposes (The update comics will be in another post)

    #tf2#tf2 pyro#pyro tf2 #something ive learned about myself is that im quick to do a time consuming task for an unimportant reason #anyway the one appearance of theirs i know i didnt include is them getting their blood sucked by the blood robots #i didnt add it cause i thought it wouldn't be as helpful as a reference
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  • tf2husbandryofficial
    15.05.2022 - 16 hours ago

    i took all precautions but the pyro accidentally lit my engie on fire while they were interacting! i put pyro in a safe room but engie wants to go inside and i fear that he will get hurt again. i dont know if i can handle the responsibility of a pyro but i cant just take him away

    Well at this point it might just be better to go And give your Pyro and Engie to a reservation place. Like Mercenary Park National Reserve!

    -In love with Your Pyro, Dr. Seraphin

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  • wilburia
    15.05.2022 - 17 hours ago

    Any tf2 ships that are your personal favorites or that you just like ? (and PLEASE give any hcs you have for them :D)

    My favorite TF2 ship:

    Okay so...

    Do you want me to be honest with you? Because this is REALLY controversial. And also super rare, like almost-never-talked-about rare. It doesn't even have a proper ship name. My favorite ship is:

    ALL the mercs in a polyfidelity

    You may be thinking "Wait, that means Spy and Scout are dating!?" Yes, yes it does. And before you start typing that rant I just want to specify a couple of things:

    I would only ship this in an AU where they AREN'T related. I don't even really like the idea of Spy being Scout's father because that means he was a deadbeat dad. He never did ANYTHING for Scout or Scout's ma, even though he supposedly "loved" her. And, I also know that polfidelity's are VERY uncommon and is usually MUCH smaller than 9 people dating each other. Some of you guys may also be writing a paragraph because I decided to ship Pyro with the other mercs, and they have a child's mind. And to that I say, this is in another AU. Where even though Pyro still does experience hallucinations, they actually know that they are hurting people, they just don’t really care. Also, even though Soldier is still dating Zhanna none of the other mercs are involved with her. And yes, that technically makes it NOT a polyfidelity but, ehhhh, close enough.

    Besides, just think about it!

    You can take all your FAVORITE ships and have them all happen at once! Also, I can't help but imagine them trying to slip each other kisses on the field while still trying to keep it a secret from the other team. Or the look of heartbreak and defeat on their face whenever they see their loved one get killed, imagine Heavy's reaction to Medic's death happening whenever ANYONE on the team dies.

    The pet names, the cuddles, the movie nights! From stupid rom coms to war documentaries, to crappy action movies, to ten-dollar budget telenovelas, to cursed horror movies! By the end of each movie, there will always be someone crying, screaming, laughing, shocked, sleeping, bored, or making out. 

    ALSO! Imagine how much better the team would be when it comes to fighting! Not only would the team be battling with genuine RAGE for harming their loved ones, but the communication and cooperation would be SO much better! They might even learn a bit about each other’s “trades” which would make them much more dangerous. Imagine, them all knowing basic first aid so when Medic is busy they can make sure that they all don’t die, or them all learning how to rocket jump or remove a sapper from a sentry!  AND IMAGINE DEMO AND ENGIE AND MEDIC AND PYRO JUST GEEKING OUT TOGETHER! Trying to explain concepts like chemistry and biology to each other and them all just loving each moment of it! And Sniper just holding his hat over his face as the whole entire team just flirts with him as he tries and FAILS to hide how flustered he is! Or Scout and Spy trying to prove that they are in fact NOT gay as the entire team is just like “Bitch what we’ve been dating for like 2 years” 

    OH! And them both trying to prove how manly and badass they are but at night they are def the little spoon. OR the team BEGGING FOR kisses from everyone (which they obviously get)The sadists of the team swooning as they watch their loved ones blow the other team up from the inside out, the like three people who can cook on the team desperately trying to stop the entire team coming inside the kitchen to “help cook.” Medic yells at them all to stop smoking but when someone offers him a cigarette he takes it and shuts up. Speaking of Medic, it will actually start being fair about who they heal instead of just following around Heavy the entire time! 

    The whole entire thing is funny and chaotic and stupid but so so SO loveable and darling! I know I may get a lot of hate, or I may lose a lot of followers (mostly because of SPYSCOUT, even though in this Au they aren’t related) but you know what? I can’t help it, whenever I see a team of people together I always think “Okay but what if they kissed.” I know I didn’t exactly answer the question but EHHHHHH


    (SORRY FOR BEING DEAD! I’M CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH A BIG DEPRESSIVE SLUMP! ASK ME STUFF AND TELL ME YOUR OPINIONS ON THIS! Also, no hate to u if u dislike this, just don’t be mean about it.)

    #tf2 batting helmet #tf2 flash fire #tf2 hop scotch #tf2 heavy hitters #tf2 texas two step #tf2 quick fix #tf2 headcanons#tf2 pyro#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 #tf2 Demoman headcanons #tf2 demoman#tf2 engie#tf2 engineer #tf2 speeding bullet #tf2 spyscout #tf2 4th of july #tf2 Boots n bombs #tf2 cold war #tf2 Helmet Party #tf2 Fruit scones #tf2 American Aviators #tf2 Freedom fries #tf2 Molotov #tf2 Bear grill #tf2 texas toast #tf2 burn ward #tf2 flaming arrow #t2 french toast
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  • doobnnoob-tf2
    15.05.2022 - 20 hours ago

    prompt: what kind of animal do you think each Merc would like to have?

    Scout: Unrealistically, a cheetah.  But that’s dangerous and also probably illegal.  After he’s thought long and hard about it, he’d probably decide on a horse.  They’re just as playful as dogs, you can still teach them to fetch, and he can decide if he wants to run alongside it or ride on it’s back.  What more could he want?

    Soldier: MORE RACCOONS.  Lots and lots and looooots of raccoons.  But most importantly, he wants a raccoon dog.  He loves their little hands and how crafty they can be.  Not to mention, their beady black eyes and fluffy faces.  He doesn’t understand why his teammates keep trying to tell him to put them outside.  If you didn’t want your stuff chewed on, you should have put it up better!

    Pyro: Jellyfish.  They’re like underwater stars and are surprisingly calming to just sit and watch.  Granted the whole water thing makes them uneasy but as long as the water stays inside the tank, they could make this work.  (”I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine.”)

    Demoman: A komodo dragon.  There’s no other real reason than they look really cool and they’re called dragons.  If anyone is a sucker for mythical creatures, it’s Tavish.  That and they just look real fat, and if there’s anything he loves more than myths and legends, it’s a fat animal.

    Heavy: A cat, if he could only find one he wasn’t worried about hurting due to his large size.  He especially loves kittens, but they’re too small and underfoot for his liking.  Reading a book and having a cat purring on his lap just sounds wonderful to him.  A mostly independent animal suits his tastes better.

    Engineer: A beagle.  Not for hunting purposes, he just loves those big ears and short legs.  And they’re small enough to sit in his lap while he’s working on experiments.  He’d also want a golden retriever, a family dog to lay by his feet.  If he really wanted, he could teach it to bring him his tools as well.

    Medic: As much as he loves and adores his doves, he wants a cockatoo.  Something to match his own goofy personality.  Though he isn’t sure if Archimedes would approve of having a bird larger than herself taking up his attention.  He has a soft spot for white birds in particular, but the Major Mitchell’s cockatoo is the one he’s had his eye on for many years.  A bird he could teach tricks to and even teach to talk back to him for when he gets tired of hearing his own muttering.  Now it’s just a question on who’s soul does he have to sell to get one.

    Sniper: Back before he got into the assassin business, he liked bird watching.  His father would yell at him for wasting his time, climbing trees with a pair of binoculars.  He’d want a kookaburra.  His mum had a wild one that would visit all the time and she’d feed, and thus he began to associate the bird with her.  Maybe he could also teach it to laugh at his jokes..

    Spy: A nice, big boa constrictor.  Maybe it’s because being called a snake so often gave him the thought, maybe it’s just because he wants something viewed as sexual draped across his shoulders.  Or maybe it’s because he has already made floor plans to get an aquarium installed in his smoking room and he knows Scout is terrified of them and it will deter him from barging in again.

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  • feam-tortress
    15.05.2022 - 22 hours ago

    Not a question, but i think the whole pyroland thing should be bullshit. I want a guy that's a complete chaotic lunatic like the others. I want a fucking gremlin that laughs like the devil. Want to hear your opinion on chaotic pyro.

    I actually did get an ask about Pyroland before, gonna link the post here.

    I'm not a big fan of a completely unhinged version of Pyro. I prefer to see him as at least a mildly competent individual, and I think the struggle of keeping himself in line is way more interesting than the concept of someone who literally just doesn't care. I also don't personally like the "gremlin" metaphor because nonbinary stigma, yadda-yadda-yadda, won't go into that.

    Thanks for the ask though! This may not be my cup of tea but to each their own.

    #tf2#tf2 pyro #thanks for the mail <333
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  • citrinegator
    15.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    pyro tf2 thoughts

    okay i have soso many thoughts abt pyro tf2 on. daily basis beacuse they’re my fav ever methinks BUT. most o this is just stuff. i pulled outta my ass because for a character whos got like. extrordinarily minimal actual cannon information abt them you gotta take liberties. ANEYWAYS. its just me personal thoughts so idc if ppl hav other hcs for them theyre one of the most playdough-able characters an i love seein the dif interpretations of them! but! ya!

    Gonna start off w that i hc them as amab nonbinary! and ik thats a fairly popular hc from ppl but idk ive seen it taken in a dehumanizing path or “omg ur nonbieney? *eyes*” kind of way and. idk it makes me angry and as a nonbinary person myself and i just want to project/ have something to relate to w my favorite fictional character. i will kill violently.

    also in the same vein to ppl who go “waoooswassa pyro tf2 baby omg… my scrumbly my squiggles” or whatever ppl do to fictional characters i have so much rage in my bones from that. Pyro is a grown person who can obv take care of themself and it makes me so mad when ppl just. equate them to somebody whos going to kill everyone if another merc (always engineer which. is another tangent of mine but i’ll get to that later) isn’t watching over them. it just makes me mad that ppl will see the meet the pyro vid and just go. okay yeah and thats them forever. when they cut off soldiers hand in the back of the car because its funny to do and there are no repurcussions because soldier is comedic character #1 and nothing bad ever happens to him smile.

    delving way into the hcs side of things tho i think pyro is irish/mexican! in the 1820′s irish ppl immigrated there and ik tf2 takes place 1968 so like. way after that but! if they did whatever to australia i can hc pyros dad as irish and their mother as mexican gobless. They all moved 2 somewhere up in the Montana-ish area when Pyro was pretty young to become cattle ranchers though! (my agriculture classes implanted thoughts in my brain forever and i am constantly compelled to talk abt cattle so. yippee! pyro now knows about how to take care black angus cattle!)

    im tired tho so i will figure out how to add more to this later because i have Thoughts abt pyroland that i wanna go into but. sleep moments for me snssnnzzzz

    #pyro#pyro tf2 #team fortress 2 #sorry for loving pyro forever #they got me obsessed w tf2 in the first place and i have thoughts abt them all da time #team fortress 2 headcannons #yippee!
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  • jennysepticeye
    15.05.2022 - 1 day ago


    All three are my OC's i couldn't post this on insta so i will do it here.

    #artist#digitalart#artwork#art #artists on tumblr #doodle#tf2pyro#tf2 sniper#tf2 spy#tf2 oc #tf2 spy oc #tf2 sniper oc #tf2 pyro oc
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  • tf2husbandryofficial
    14.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    i think my engie and pyro are getting along well! i dont plan to separate them soon- oh no engie did you just make a flamethrower

    That is lovely to hear! I hope you and your companions continue to enjoy each others' company.

    Once again, now that you have a Pyro living in your home, fireproofing is your utmost priority. It is also important to have a designated space where the Pyro is able to play with fire to its heart's content. Our resident Pyro Specialist, Dr. Seraphin, can give you additional advice.

    - Dr. Jasper

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  • feam-tortress
    14.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    I think Demo is very handsome. This isn't just a personal opinion, I think he is a beautiful guy in-universe. He has some issues in that regard, could definitely use a self-esteem boost, but objectively? The man's built like a beast and his mug is gorgeous. The handsomest of all mercs. 11/10.

    #tf2#tf2 demoman #seriously though. lemme pick it apart #scout looks like the pathetic loser he is #soldier has an okay mug and zero ass and is only saved by how beautifully he emotes #pyro could be a god of beauty but he prefers to look like a postapocalypse cosplayer and i respect him #heavy is handsome to a very specific set of people. also no ass #engineer... is also kind of perfect actually but i bet he has a goggles-shaped tan #medic looks like. a bitch. smug and evil (his own words) #sniper has the look of someone who's been haunted for decades and knows the horrors of the deep and the terrifying #and spy is french #demo wins this beauty contest with a major lead #end of discussion
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