#the unexpected Tumblr posts

  • rogerthebestboah
    21.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    ROGER CLARK as Michael Starkwedder in:

    The Unexpected Guest by Agatha Christie Performed at Gretna Theatre in 2011 Directed by David Edwards
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  • mirage-coordinator
    21.05.2022 - 2 hours ago

    i like when the funny world record man posts a new video

    #roarkposting #the unexpected return of matt turk.... my god
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  • dedicatedfollower467
    21.05.2022 - 2 hours ago

    god i fucking love the fake-out punchlines in brawl in the family

    like you’re expecting one joke and you get a completely different one instead.

    #proof that humor is 90% about the unexpected #def's grand webcomic re-read of 2022
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  • cleverbabygh0ul
    21.05.2022 - 6 hours ago

    “Smiling depression” is a term for someone living with depression on the inside while appearing perfectly happy or content on the outside. Their public life is usually one that’s “put together,” maybe even what some would call normal or perfect.

    #i’m in this post and i don’t like it #my life is not perfect but this so much #quotes#unknown#personal #life is really hard rn #unexpected life things
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  • aturinfortheworse
    21.05.2022 - 6 hours ago

    when i got a UTI for the only ever time i was like "Thats weird, I don't really do any of the stuff that people warn you about re: UTIs, and I'm not like, prone to them." and i went through like the list of things that increase the risk like 'Nope, none of that'

    and then last night i realized exactly what i did. and it was like "oh yeah that was definitely the problem 100% no doubt in my mind, that was the issue" and the reason that it was listed as a risk factor anywhere is that The Mistake just hadn't occurred to anyone else to do. like there's me and four other idiots out there who ever did this, and at least two of those idiots lived before the advent of germ theory and even they were like "yeah this was a totally foreseeable outcome, actually."

    #it turns out that when you're both creative and reckless #you end up trying shit that sounds like you just picked words out of a hat and mushed them together #which is why i drank all that vinegar that one time and then ate a bunch of toothpaste after #its very 'having just enough intelligence to cause totally unexpected problems' #like a husky #ruin rambles #i can't tell anyone what i did until its far enough in the future that i can pretend to have changed
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  • bizarrescribblez
    21.05.2022 - 7 hours ago

    ~y’all can ignore the tags if you wanna I’m just ;~; and need to scream about stuff my family’s been sayin lately~

    #HMPH . #between my grandma yesterday saying I’m getting ‘chunky’ #and my mom pointing out I have stretch marks and saying it’s cuz I’m getting bigger #y’all really aren’t making me feel good about myself .. 💓 #and just digging the hole deeper @ anyone ever liking me in a romantic way #i mean idc really I don’t really care about being in a relationship #like literally I could give to fucks about being on my own/alone forever #IT JUST KINDA SUCKS FEELING UNATTRACTIVE YKNOW #but it’s fine before anyone asks if I’m fine I get like this sometimes it’s just up and down/up and down.. #I’m just in a limbo now where I feel sad and don’t wanna do anything but wanting to draw stuff that’ll make me feel better.. #and be productive I’d rather d word than do nothing all day #ANYWAYS IM FINE I just had to scream it out cuz it’s moreso me feeling ugly and gross than anything else #me sorry for unexpected vent :( #bizarre.ramblez
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  • miss-shydeer
    20.05.2022 - 7 hours ago

    between the people taking the yaoi friday post completely seriously.....the people thinking it’s some kind of established meme........the people sending poor jude anon hate.....the people responding with confusion........none of you understand. this post was not meant for you in the first place. you will never understand the homoerotic bond the five of us share

    #i'm probably not helping the situation by making further yaoi jokes but i'm trying not to let the Unexpected Audience Opinions get to me #delete later
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  • cloudyyangel
    20.05.2022 - 8 hours ago

    thought about tendou too hard on the train and started to tear up :(

    #it’s pouring and my feet got really wet and the subway was packed and I was all pouty like this ☹️ #and I thought about what it would be like if tendou was with me and he would love the unexpected storm and probably smile the whole time :(( #and make jokes about squishy wet socks :((( and carry my bag :(( and he wouldn’t be able to wait to eat the macrons I bought so he would #try to sneak one on the train :((( #Wah Wah Wah :((((
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  • creaturecumforts
    20.05.2022 - 8 hours ago

    one of the things my therapist suggested (besides practicing gratitude) was to just. be a slut. LMAO

    #I’m kinda 🙄 abt the gratitude thing but she’s right #also It was kinda an unexpected mini sesh so I held back a lot #like how much I want to go back and how much I miss him and want him to come back and UGH #my hearts been twisted #but maybe it would be fun/distracting to sext w ppl
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  • thatearthseawizard
    20.05.2022 - 8 hours ago

    Unexpected Yuh Jung Ep 1

    #unexpected yuh jung #youn yuh jung #she is back #wish Yu Mi could join too #kvariety #PD Na show #this is me still stuck in 2020
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  • sincenewyorks
    20.05.2022 - 9 hours ago

    steven lim jumpscare

    #HES SO FUNNYNTNRJSJS #that was so unexpected #😭#steven lim#watcher #are you scared
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  • death2normalcy
    20.05.2022 - 10 hours ago

    Time for another ‘Sam listens to Stray Kids songs and has feelings’ post! Next up is ‘All In’, which is their first Japanese EP. This one is going to be kind of weird, because half the songs are new to me, but the other half are just Japanese versions of songs I’ve heard before. I don’t think I’m going to like them any less or have any majorly different opinions on those songs, so I’m not sure how this post is going to go.

    Some of these were unexpected, to say the least.

    Personal Favorites (or songs I could listen to over and over again on my playlist)

    All In - I had to sit with this one for a minute. Normally, I can kind of tell where a song is going to be placed pretty quickly, but this one, I was unsure of. I loved it though, so here it goes. Them singing in Japanese was very different. Obviously it was, but I just...I am finding it hard to write out what my thoughts are here, so let’s skip past the language thing. I love how chaotic it is, but that’s half their discography, so that’s not unexpected. Weirdly, even though I don’t say it nearly often enough, standouts for me were Seungmin and I.N. Overall, great song. (Also listened to the Korean version and I love them both. I would say the Korean version has a little more oomph, but that’s probably because they’re more comfortable with their own language. Seungmin and I.N. are still standouts, but add Lee Know for this one too).

    FAM - What the hell, I was not expecting that. This song is both the funniest and cutest song they’ve ever done. I couldn’t possibly pick anyone who stands out, because they all shine here, as they should. I love it. WAIT. Jisung interrupting Felix’s verse about him is very on brand. They’re just so adorable, honestly.

    Top (Japanese Version) - Umm, HELLO. This song is so good. It was apparently the opening of an anime? And you can tell, it sounds kind of...epic is the best way I can describe it. It’s got a ‘take on the world’ kind of vibe. I had to pause it at one point, I got overwhelmed. They all sound so good, how could I pick a stand out. Maybe Lee Know or Changbin. I don’t know. There is definitely a difference in the songs that weren’t already established and the songs that were already released in Korean. The difference in the way they do this one and, say, ‘God’s Menu’ is vast. (Not that it’s a bad difference, it’s to be expected, honestly.)

    Songs that are amazing and really good, but just aren’t on the top of my list

    Back Door (Japanese Version) - Liked this one more than God’s Menu. It’s still not my favorite though. I’m thinking the issue is that I’m so used to the original versions that the Japanese versions sound too different to me and it throws me off too much. I also think the boys don’t have as much confidence singing in a completely different language and it affects the song (that’s just my personal opinion, I might be wrong there). I will say that I.N. is a standout for me in these versions, not sure what it is but he just is.

    One Day - Of course Changbin wrote this. Someone in the comments was talking about how he’s good at writing romantic stuff, and they’re right. You can tell he’s a romantic from his lyrics, even when they’re aren’t strictly leaning that way. On another note, it’s a cute song, it’s not my favorite. I appreciate the fact that are using the autotune as a tool for the song, it’s meant to be seen as another instrument, but there were moments where it threw me off. Other than that, it’s really good.

    Slump (Japanese Version) - This is what I was expecting going into this. I feel the exact same way about this version as I do about the original. Both are really good. The lyrics are great (of course, it’s Han), and it’s sung beautifully. I just don’t know how often I would listen to it.

    Songs that are really great and fantastic, but I don’t think would get a lot of play on my playlist

    God’s Menu (Japanese Version) - Well, I was not expecting this at all. It’s not that this version is bad. It’s still really good, because as the boys are very talented people. But something doesn’t quite click for me. It’s not the language itself, I don’t really know what it is. I kind of think it’s Changbin’s part? I don’t know why, something about it doesn’t feel the same, and his part is what got me hooked onto the original version.

    #Stray Kids#skz#All In #i write the posts as i listen to them #hence why i'm never sure where it's going to go #this one was unexpected in some way #and predictable in others #next up? #who knows #i sure don't
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  • proserpine-in-phases
    20.05.2022 - 11 hours ago

    Pillow

    #unexpected cat adventures
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  • eunoiaastralwings
    20.05.2022 - 11 hours ago

    will chapter 6 of unexpected love be posted soon?

    @middleearthsweetheart @i-did-not-mean-to was this either of you? 🤨😂

    While I did had the idea of doing that today nonnie- I realized I'm a mean person and wanted to leave you in suspense 😈

    #answered #my erestor fic #erestor my husband #chapter 6 of unexpected love? #suspense is essential hun #look at IDNMT making us wait with Lindir #and middleearthsweetheart/daughterofimladris with the next letter #suspense suspense
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  • fierifiction
    20.05.2022 - 13 hours ago
    #s04e06 totally unexpected #guy fieri#guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #dim day#happy ending#lot
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  • fieriframes
    20.05.2022 - 13 hours ago

    [You can forgive a lot when a dim day has a happy ending.]

    #s04e06 totally unexpected #guy fieri#guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #dim day#happy ending#lot
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  • genshinology
    20.05.2022 - 16 hours ago

    did i accidentally start a kazuha fic while abandoning my diluc wip? yes. why? i just noticed how this blog is deprived of kazuha content :')

    #🍁.txt #no bcs i think i am more comfortable in writing longer fics like an unexpected replacement #and i just know this one will be out of control once i really start brainstorming..
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  • aj-agreste
    20.05.2022 - 16 hours ago

    The LEGO YouTube channel is releasing episodes of Ninjago Crystallized in English! Currently 5 episodes are available!

    Gosh, are they gonna release half of the episodes? All 30 maybe?!

    #Ninjago #Ninjago Season 15 #Ninjago Crystallized#Ninjago S15 #well this is unexpected #a happy surprise #LEGO Ninjago#Youtube
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  • brucediana
    20.05.2022 - 16 hours ago

    Even Batman has car troubles

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  • leaveherwildliketheflowers
    20.05.2022 - 16 hours ago

    Do you ever find yourself saying things in a really weird way when you are unexpectedly triggered? I got a call from the fertility office today for an intake. She asked me to describe what happened in my previous pregnancies and the way I described the twins was just...weird. Why did I say it resulted in a "fatality in the NICU" instead of just delivery and loss. Wtf brain, why did you go offline like that? Sigh. This shit never gets easier to talk about.

    #personal #tw: child loss #unexpected trigger#brain malfunction #at least I didn't cry this time #progress?
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