What’s on the touken danshi’s phones?
Mikazuki: Can’t figure the damned thing out, has to have Tsurumaru unlock it for him every time; nothing but preinstalled apps
Hasebe: Made several enormous Google Drives, Sheets, and Docs for the touken to coordinate and organize things around the citadel (no one uses them)
Hakata: Crypto bro, made his own coin, mod on multiple crypto Reddits
Mutsunokami: TikTok legend, 100k followers
Tsurumaru: Renowned Twitter troll and Grindr pest
Yagen: No social media apps, 120-day Duolingo streak
Kasen: Carefully organized and designed Pinterest
Nikkari: 50 creepypastas open at all times, five different EVP capture apps, accomplished Randonaut
Uguisumaru: eBird superstar
Izuminokami: Master won’t buy him a new one because he chucked his old one at Mutsunokami’s head; uses Horikawa’s instead
Hizamaru: Lock screen is Higekiri. Home page wallpaper is Higekiri. Ringtone is a recording he begged Higekiri to make for him.
Higekiri: Lock screen is default. Home page wallpaper is default. Ringtone is default.
Shokudaikiri: Food porn Instagram
Ichigo: Can’t even use it because the tantos installed 50 million games and fight over it all the time
Yamabushi: Fitblr blog, nothing but inspirational workout quotes
Hachisuka: Mods several Discord servers where he dunks on the touken he doesn’t like
Namazuo: 4chan freak
Souza: Fights with strangers in the YouTube comments sections for audiobooks