Remus: I told Patton that he could put post-its on the others backs by giving them his ‘Patt-on the back’ shtick, you know, as like a gateway prank.
Remus: I forgot to mention that the notes should say things like ‘Kick me’ and ‘I’m a nerd’, so they all just have smiley faces on them. Sigh.
janus: do you like my home screen? *turns around phone to show mugshot of remus*
janus: its of that *gestures to remus*
logan: thats not the best source
remus: i will have you know i am very delicious
Angst concept; Patton and a few of the others go out on a hot summer day to the mall which, by that point in time, was really busy. Now when they all got back Patton almost instantly goes to xyr room. Xe wanted to be alone because the amount of people and the heat ended up overwhelming xem. What happens after? Does one of the the others go to check on Patton or do they not? If so does the person that checks up on Patton overwhelm xem more?
Patton: Boy, what an ass... ...et to your personality, am I right?
Roman: I didn't know you made jokes like that.
Patton: What joke did I make?
Patton, admiring a sleeping Virgil: You’re so cute.
Virgil, sleepily: could beat your ass.
Patton, lovingly: I know.
its so warm in my country rn...
(also local fanartist realizes they!! cant!! draw!! chibis!!
singles under read more;)
The Dragon Witch turns Virgil into a cat. Patton manages to convince Virgil to let Patton pet him, and pretty soon Virgil is curled up in Patton’s lap, fast asleep. Of course Patton keeps petting him, and he’s delighted when Virgil starts purring in his sleep.
Fairies for @warcats-cat DTIYS <33
I had a lot of fun drawing them ❤️❤️❤️
Patton: I'm going to do a tarot reading for you, okay?
Patton: *pulls out a pack of Old Maid cards*
Roman: Patton... Those aren't tarot cards...
Patton, pulls out Old Maid from the deck: Ooooh...
Patton, smiling cheerfully but ominously: Better luck next time, sport!
Virgil: I just got a new shirt with a fish on it!
Patton: That's great kiddo, but that doesn't seem like you.
Virgil: It may or may not say "Wish my life was H2-Over"
Patton: ...kiddo, please.
Here's a picture of the shirt which I found on Romwe:
Virgil: What are you guys arguing about?
Thomas: Logan wants me to be productive, since I have the afternoon free, but I found this new internet game and Patton thinks I should play it.
Virgil: Oh, I have a solution: go to sleep. Don’t do anything. Nothing is worth it anyway.
Patton: ...You know you can take naps without Thomas being asleep too, right, kiddo?
Patton: Hey guys I’ve got a joke for you-
Thomas: Is it my life?
Janus: The American government?
Logan: The education system?
Virgil: Existence?
Logan: Anti-vaxxers?
Remus: Sanity?
Patton:
Patton: It’s a knock knock joke
⚠️Trigger Warning: Mentions of food⚠️
Patton: How would you like your pancakes?
Logan: Plain.
Roman: With sprinkles!
Virgil: Chocolate chips.
Remus: Potatoes.
*Logan, Roman, and Virgil look at Remus*
Remus: What? They're good.
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What do you believe will happen in regards to the Season Finale? What do you see happening to the each of the sides in the near future? (If you’ve answered this before, please point me in the direction of that post)
The season finale?
I’m guessing they’ll address certain things that have been hanging over their heads since the beginning of season 2-
Logan not being listened to (May blow up or duck out)
Roman in denial (making Nico the bandaid over Thomas’ messy life)
Patton not being in love with Nico (guarded heart from the past break up)
Virgil and Patton addressing the pressure/limits that Patton’s been putting on him (essentially treating him like a child)
Virgil revealing that he has way more secrets than just he was a dark side
Janus finally revealing his plan all along and how Remus is involved
Possibly Remus’ own plan or parallel plan to Janus’
Orange Side reveal
It’s possible that season 3 will be dealing with the orange side and how he fits into Thomas’ life once he knows he’s there. Beyond that, they could deal with any issues and make it fit the plot. I really want to see an episode where Roman deals with jealousy and how Patton and Logan deal with anger, like true anger.
I’ve probably said all this in one of my many theories, if you want to peruse this hot mess of a list 😂👇
Thank you so much for the ask!
Patton: Okay, uh... I know things look bleak, but don’t freak out! Even the word “hopeless” still has “hope” in it!
Remus: Plus, if you rearrange the letters, it spells “peeslosh!”
Janus: That last part wasn’t necessary, Remus, but thank you.
Not me scrolling down some ship tags and realizing I completely blocked out the fact that almost every other side has just about had it with Patton.
