#ur mom Tumblr posts

  • monmuses
    29.05.2022 - 6 hours ago

         “Pride Month is coming in a few days, but I have a little message for those who are feeling... alone, or afraid.

         “You are loved. There are people who love you, though you may not know it yet. And if you are alone, there will be someone out there who will be there for you. Ana bahibbak.”

    #✨{reading the script; (ic) #✨{me @ me; (non-starter) #✨{the world’s greatest sniper; (ana amari) #// *she will be ur mom #// *she loves yall #// *last post before i head off to queue some posts for tomorrow
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  • waldenitwithyou
    29.05.2022 - 7 hours ago

    the way that i forgot that i lowkey became addicted to o***** over initial quarantine until now

    #like i knew but i went back to school and things were different #but natalie gets it #snorting oxy before getting in the bath bc thats the only time ur mom wont hear the sniff or question ur laziness be like
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  • grimzeyblogs
    29.05.2022 - 10 hours ago

    [note: this is a draft i found]

    ok random shower thought;

    what if slenderman was just a really buggered up photo of crypto in disguise or something,

    like children have more furon dna and loose most of it when they get older so he has to go get the kiddies brains and just as he's coming out of a bodysnatch or holobob or some shit to take their brain and just SOMEONE happens to snap a pic of the kids and cryptos just in the background

    #slenderman. slenderman. he'll break into ur house and bang ur mom #lex shouts into the void #hf posting #[it was probably like 12 at night when i wrote this]
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  • juniper-bush
    29.05.2022 - 11 hours ago

    Okay I know there's apparently like a big group of people that despise Fox but like hear me out hear me out- if anyone like A N Y O N E hated palps and Vader the most it was Fox- like the dude shot his own brother (idk how well they knew each other but fives the loml come back) petition to get the Corrie guards therapy- bro help them I like to think no one just "forgets" to describe your big scary overlord and let your soldiers just shoot at him first before doing anything

    #commander fox #star wars the clone wars #star wars#clone commanders #ur mom haha #bro what else do i tag
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  • z-is-weird
    28.05.2022 - 14 hours ago

    i wish i lived far from my family so i didnt have to pretend to be christian every sunday just so my grandma is happy or idk

    #my mom knows im not rlly religious but shes like 'this is important to ur grandma. u can spend 1 hour at church every week its not a lot' #yea sure but have you considered how i could spend that hour on....anything i genuinely enjoy? or idk? even school work?
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  • julykings
    28.05.2022 - 15 hours ago

    spending the day with my mom today i love her so much 😭😭😭

    #who needs friends when u have ur mom truly feel this way lately 😭😭😭 #I’m exaggerating a bit but it’s really nice getting older and feeling closer to a parent <3
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  • metalgearemily
    28.05.2022 - 20 hours ago

    saw my step dad for the first time in months n months and he said did u lose weight? and I was like yeah :( this is like a bad thing btw he sees me like his son but a girl LMAOO so he was like werd ur muscle go girl….. 😫 hate. i hate school I was so depressed I just didn’t lift weights anymore.

    #living in the shadows of my hs body wtf #like it legit makes me really upset that I can’t lift the weights I used to be able to #that’s what stops me too #like I went to the gym and was like #I can squad hundred pounds LESS then what I got to in hs….. #I broke one of my school records my jr? yeah jr year #for the glute bar. lifted 365 pounds #and u use your ass for that as the name of it implies. U rest a bad on ur hips and lift up #so like #my beautiful ass is gone #my beautiful muscles are gone #and I look just like. A frail girl ig and I miss being really physically fit because it actually makes me really happy #well #I got 2 weeks left #2 weeks 2 weeks ooogihfhfhgjs and I’m staying at my moms for the summer and I have all my weight lifting equipment there so let’s just grind #this summer #ok??????? ok??? #?? #my stuff
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  • ihatebnha
    28.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    I ate the best chesse tomato sandwich of my life I'm sorry you're having a hard time tho

    no actually I’m happy as fuck for you bc those can be + are literally incredibly. I’d say fuck caitie too :/

    #🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻#no jk #last week my mom bought a baguette and I put cheese and mozz and basil and some balsamic glaze and I nearly nut in my pantaloons #so I feel this heavy #it’s what you deserve my friend #add a lil prosciutto if ur a meat lover #WHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW #on my knees #but thank u I appreciate this #❤️❤️🫡🫡🫡#ask#anon#caitie chats#fave
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  • wildthunder312
    28.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    HOLY SHITSJXKSKXKX that entire episode holy fucK

    #toh#toh spoilers #the owl house #rambles #so glad we were wrong ab the collector possesing luz btw but this also sucks #king u shoulda kept on ur necklace bb #also i need to know luz mom reaction to them right now??? i dont wanna wait??? #also??? did their palismens come through the portal w them or not i cant tell #also also im so glad amity and luz didnt get seperated that would have ended me
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  • so-we-all-know-toenails
    28.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    sorry but awesome party, dude! by sorry mom is actually one of the best songs ive ever heard actually it wakes up something deep in my ribs

    #its on every one of my playlists #(at least the good ones) #its so crunchy and yummy #like yes we did grow up in this house back in july ur so right #sorry mom#music#favorite song #my favorite songs
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  • acidicvolt
    28.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    sorry m already married n m pretty sure there are laws against that (what about your dad)

    i don't think you would like that result, but he's all urs 😭

    #im stickin with ur mom bc. lesbian #manifall#asks
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  • lovejuices
    28.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Sometimes a paparazzi shot of Monica belluci at brunch can be so personal ..

    #I love that she hasn’t mutilated herself in a ridiculous pursuit for youth #ik she gets work done duhh my mom does too but there’s this tasteful approach to aging with grace that I feel she embodies beautifully #anyway age how u want what u do is ur business but I for one will continue being a sex icon well into my older years purr #Monica#muse
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  • echo-leech
    28.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Pwease dont fwow out my owdew pwease pwease pwease 🥺

    #i know ur not gonna kill me but at minimum dont throw it out pretty please. pretty pretty please #my mom needs the restroom and itll take a half hr to get there :< #echo leech speaks #delete later
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  • fruity-lauri
    27.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Look I know that practically all of the twst and eah fandom agreed that if the characters were to meet, Lizzie would be friends with Riddle(that or they’d hate each other) and Apple would be friends with Vil. BUT HEAR ME OUT: Riddle and Apple friendship!

    Both of them are red-wearing, overachieving perfectionists who the fandom hated at first but then grew to love cause ✨CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT✨ (atleast that was my experience with them) and who’s behavior stems from their emotionally abusive mothers who don’t accept any less than the best and micromanaged their childs life so much to the point where it led said child to do morally wrong things.

    Case in point. They’re therapy buddies who bond over their mommy issues and you CANT convince me otherwise!

    #ever after high #eah#twst#twisted wonderland #twst x eah #riddle rosehearts#apple white #they’re therapy buddies ur honor #I love them but their moms are horrible
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  • lesliexd123
    27.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    Look at this... 👀

    Look at this... 👀 https://pin.it/6iXOsgL

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  • sungracd
    27.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    imagine their surprise when they meet the newest ragnvindr son for the first time and see those star-shaped pupils they haven’t seen in centuries.   they literally freeze in place for a moment when memories of home come flooding back because,  while there’s relief in seeing survivors of the cataclysm,  adrian is equally suspicious of little kaeya’s sudden appearance and the circumstances surrounding it.   ( the abyss order is forever scheming,  after all,  and there’s always a chance they’re connected )   but regardless,  such suspicions are kept private and they give no less affection to kaeya as they do diluc,  even well into adulthood.

    #*   ✧⠀ ‵    out. #just in my genshin feelings today sigh #also if ur muse is a mondstadter under 500yrs old #adrian is automatically their mom ♥ #which means mom literally has to leave the nation in order to get laid jslkd #i'll show myself out
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  • ur-bro
    27.05.2022 - 1 day ago

    I hate my parents so much

    #<-is in the car with them and trying not to have a mental break down about it #mom stop touching me and let me zone out. ur the fucking one whos making me go on this 6 hour car ride #i wanna cry so badly #anakin posts
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  • fellowpieceofdeltarunetrash
    27.05.2022 - 2 days ago

    Haha he made a ur mom joke

    #ralsei#ralsei fanart#deltarune fanart#deltarune #ur mom lol #he swore #can you tell i like ralsei deltarune
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  • alaskae
    27.05.2022 - 2 days ago

    what if i

    #shes so pretty .....sakura miku my beloved #but my mom will be so confused. Why are u buying a doll ur a teenager #U JUST DONT GET IT. OK
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  • richietitzier
    27.05.2022 - 2 days ago

    STRANGER THINGS S4 IS COMING OUT TOMORROW I WILL UPDATE ON WHAT I THINK!

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